Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Is the boy finally going to hit it big, build the clocktower mansion, and get the big titty gawth girl of his dreams?
The boy will get a massive clocktower mansion, with the thickest big titty gawth girl of his dreams in the sky when he sheds his mortal coil. They say you can summon his rockstar villian, gothic, badboy wizard spirit if you invoke his name while holding one of his teeth.
 
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When Cobra kicks the bucket, it will our collective duty to make and consume food hacks and drink combos to keep the Ghost of the Boglim well fed and properly buzzed.
Bros… Cobra dying is going to be to me what Ozzy dying will be to cobra.

Then my “K I N G👊 C O B R👊” knuckle tatts will just look retarded
 
Technically, one of us could try and get a gofundme to fix his fucked up mouth. I think it’s a waste of money though, as he’d have to be put into a coma for the entire period of time you need aftercare but the possibility is out there.

I could see him shrugging it off though like any other olive branch he’s offered. Clint would refuse any money as the farms is ‘linked to suicides and tranny hate’.

Sounds like it’s time to start the timer to see how long he outlives expectations
 
His bacterial infection has existed for such a long time without any treatment that you'd have to start him on broad spectrum antibiotics like Clindamycin and even then, the bacteria may be lodged so deeply in the roots and torn everything apart that the antibiotics won't even get to the infection. An oral surgeon should do an x-ray to identify this and do some root canals before then.
There's no way Clint doesn't know his Son has a mouthful of rotting teeth that will eventually kill him, normies are well aware that such rot can likely causes sepsis and other infections.
I only mention this because I swear it adds more weight to the rumor that Clint is simply waiting for Josh to die so he can move away to Ireland.
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Watching him push food around his mouth to the few solid teeth he has left while he winces in agony is rough.
 
Maybe the dental decay is from the magic he casts? Maybe he's touched by Nurgle or some sort of Sumerian God of disease and felting.
Nurgle laid claim to the BOY’s soul a long time ago. The stagnation, decay and despair Cobes lifestyle brings is Nurgle’s bread and butter. When he dies, he’ll ascend to daemonhood and get a dank clock tower dream house in the Warp.

Coincidentally the Sumerian god of disease was also called “Nergal”.
 
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Good lord.

I'm comparing him to myself and holy shit. I feel much better though.



Does the Casper air turn you into the Taobao version of the Taliban?
He and cyraxx are the same age, I am just older then them. I think I look bad but people always am surprised when I say my age as they think I am in my 20s. But I don't see it
 
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