Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Detective Carey]

That's hilarious, where is that from?
I'm sure they'll be a lot of discussions about drink combos in his honour when the worst happens.

It's some shitass horny hack of King's Quest IV called "The Breasts of Rosella". It's mostly retarded but I was watching some adventure game youtuber review it and saw that and was like lol wait I need that for the boglim thread!

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Finally watched Tombstone must say that movie rocks toobz TMDWU

Actually pretty kino film

 

[Big Nasty]

Cobra Jack - Mountain Dew and Jack Daniel's - is my favorite Cobra drink combo.

 

[Candover]

As far as I know Medicaid does cover dentures. I've seen people in my community get them covered. That said it was the cheapest most basic set.

You can only get them covered where I'm at every five years. I knew an older lady whose grandchild flushed hers. She had to fundraise to get a new set.

Medicaid in Wyoming only covers repairs and relining of Existing dentures. They don’t cover the cost of new ones.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Anyone have their own drink combos they've created that they enjoy?

I got this mixed drink here it's a combination of vodka, Orange Hawaiian Punch, Lemonade and Sprite.

Pretty sure he would call it "Cobra's Hawaiian Rockstar Punch" or something gay

The boy influences me to do food hacking and drink mixing

Drink responsibly adult beverages are for 21 and up

 

[Slim Boglim]

I don’t drink anymore but when I did drink I made some cobra-esque drink combos. One of my go to’s was Bombay Sapphire mixed with Mountain Dew Voltage hahah yeeeeesssssth

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

When I drank I had this really awesome one that was called whiskey on the rocks.
2 shots of makers mark
4 ice cubes

Don’t become the boglim, BOY.
Because you don’t need all the extra sugar and stuff. TMDWU

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I don’t drink anymore but when I did drink I made some cobra-esque drink combos. One of my go to’s was Bombay Sapphire mixed with Mountain Dew Voltage hahah yeeeeesssssth

I would choose a Boglimified Bloody Mary. Liquid Smoke, Bacon Bits. Jalapeños, Rickeys Hot Sauce, fried bacon garnish. Has the boy ever been know to make one? It'd be better for him than mixing with soda.

 

[Hard R]

Anyone have their own drink combos they've created that they enjoy?

I got this mixed drink here it's a combination of vodka, Orange Hawaiian Punch, Lemonade and Sprite.

Pretty sure he would call it "Cobra's Hawaiian Rockstar Punch" or something gay

The boy influences me to do food hacking and drink mixing

Drink responsibly adult beverages are for 21 and up

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putting garlic cloves in your drink combo is goff as fuck

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Mujuular does wicked videos on Ultima, like 10x better than what Spoony did or could do on his best day.


I don't know what's more sad; Us wanting to find a video of this dude drinking his own cum or the people who are hoarding it because Cobra isn't their personal plaything anymore so they've become gay and mad about it.

It’s the second. P can

Still not as regarded as using his taser to light cigarettes. Wonder if he still has it or launched it out the window in a fit of rage.

Never thought this retard could be that retarded, but here we are.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Anyone have their own drink combos they've created that they enjoy?

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The first thing I ever got drunk off of in the 90s would be right up Cobe's alley: Southern Comfort and Surge. Tasted like pink bubblegum.
Name? I dunno. Pink Cobra? He's had to have done that. No- Bubblegum Boa Blast.

 

[FatPrickTomlinson]

putting garlic cloves in your drink combo is goff as fuck

Zack McGoff?

 

[Chongqing]

When Josh is dying and lies in the hospital, hooked up to monitors and machines that are keeping his Boglim ravaged body alive, what drink combos are y'all making to show the boy "support?"

A negroni with Michelob Ultra instead of Compari.

It's the best I can do, toobz.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Clint can't possibly be that retarded.

Clint let him keep his shotgun, even after Josh almost blasted a hole through his wall/ceiling while blackout drunk.

He's just an intimacy coordinator! Not a safety expert!

 

[Fortyone]

Cobra's desperation to end his dryspell has led him to places I wouldn't go with a gun

 

[CheesyBoy]

He's just an intimacy coordinator!

I'm seriously waiting for this to blow up in his face. That whole thing just sounds like a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm seriously waiting for this to blow up in his face. That whole thing just sounds like a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.

Clint? Sexual harassment case? No way, hes a male feminist and male feminists never get caught up in those.

 

[myhairisonfire]

A negroni with Michelob Ultra instead of Compari.

It's the best I can do, toobz.

Can I interest you in a "Spaghett"?

Drink a good glug out of a glass bottle Miller Highlife, then add in a shot of Aperol and a squirt of lemon. Very refreshing on a hot day, easy to drink, and low enough ABV that you can drive home later.

 

['Ole Dente]

Don't get this twisted too much, Cobra wasn't a plaything to a lot of these people, a majority left around the time the swatting stuff started up after this youtuber brought a chunk of new faces into the "communities" and there was a decline in the original base going on due to the shitty content and nature of things.

one or two of the guys I know from that era simply don't care enough anymore about cobra and have other cows. If that can be said for a lot of the pre 2016 crowd then it's more they just simply don't care enough to post what they have to a "community" of poo touchers, grifters and retards

A lot of those guys were poo touchers. They spent their time in Skype groups trying to do interviews with him and, later on, spent their time in discord groups sharing pictures of his asshole and combing through the intimate details of his life. A good portion of them, almost all of them, were subreddit jannys ffs.

I can’t disagree that the content’s gone downhill since or that the “community” didn’t quickly become infested with sociopathic anus pickers but let’s call a spade a spade here.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

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Cobra's desperation to end his dryspell has led him to places I wouldn't go with a gun

Calling this canon; Cobes already moves IRL like he has tank controls.