Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Discovering Terrence Popp was the worst thing that ever happened to him

It's gotten to the point these gendur relayshuns rants are just an hour of him drunkenly reciting cringy Terrance Poop catchphrases like "WEEHH!!!", "BUUUUT!!!", "SHOCKER, WANNA SNIFF IT!?!" and chuckling over and over. It's completely incomprehensible nonsense, just to piss off his liberal dad.

 

[Winter]

It's completely incomprehensible nonsense, just to piss off his liberal dad.

This clip proves he 100% got into another argument with Clint again, like that one time when it was raining while his dad was driving him around and Cobes said "Oh look it's raining liberal tears waah" and him and his dad bickered over it.

 

[Looney Troons]

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@Looney Troons You got a shoutout!

I am truly honored and humbled

 

[ASeabear8952]

Word on the street is that Alex Tafini/BigT, the most pathetic a-log to ever grace the Cyraxverse is in the Facebook group.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Word on the street is that Alex Tafini/BigT, the most pathetic a-log to ever grace the Cyraxverse is in the Facebook group.

Wouldn't be surprised. Even the guy stalking me was posting there.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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@Looney Troons You got a shoutout!

The alog redditors are gonna be seething over this.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I also love catching up and realizing I am an odd one because I like peach flavored drinks and also like real peaches. I do get they taste super artificial but I have wack tastebuds I guess.

Whatever's in the air around Casper, WY is clearly spreading. We are getting to the point to where we may not be able to cointain it.

 

[Big Nasty]

This is the very post that led to me discovering King Cobra:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/documentaries-on-unusual-odd-cringy-subjects.18350/post-1450326

 

[Epikusername4]

who in hell is taking care of puff right now

someone got to before the boy gets there

 

[Fig]

This clip proves he 100% got into another argument with Clint again, like that one time when it was raining while his dad was driving him around and Cobes said "Oh look it's raining liberal tears waah" and him and his dad bickered over it.

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His bodily movements are starting to resemble a neglected animatronic

 

[Barbenheimer]

Word on the street is that Alex Tafini/BigT, the most pathetic a-log to ever grace the Cyraxverse is in the Facebook group.

Not anymore hes not, got arrested

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

My theory is that it's the understimulation of Food that gets him. He can't handle one simple nuanced flavour. He has to overwhelm it into a grey sputtering go so he doesn't get overpowered by it.
It's like if he saw a normal colour he would spaz out but if he mxied them up into a assy brown he could comprehend it.

Or, his taste buds are fried from the alcoholism. I have a drinking problem and when I go on month long benders I can't taste anything that I eat, I just eat it because I know I need something in my body as sustenance because only consuming calories from alcohol is going to put me in an earlier grave. My 2 cents.

 

[cobra fucker]

This just in: fast food is cheaper than $75 proscuitto sandwiches

 

[Ponzo]

Whatever's in the air around Casper, WY is clearly spreading

His bodily movements are starting to resemble a neglected animatronic

He looks and moves like half Edgar the Bug and half Jarra from men in black

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Or, his taste buds are fried from the alcoholism. I have a drinking problem and when I go on month long benders I can't taste anything that I eat, I just eat it because I know I need something in my body as sustenance because only consuming calories from alcohol is going to put me in an earlier grave. My 2 cents.

Yeah but if that was the case he wouldn’t taste anything and would just suffice and corn puffs rice cakes and habeneros and jalapeños to feel something. He clearly still has a sweet mushy pus filled coagulation of blood vessels and nerves that was formerly was a tooth.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Yeah but if that was the case he wouldn’t taste anything and would just suffice and corn puffs rice cakes and habeneros and jalapeños to feel something. He clearly still has a sweet mushy pus filled coagulation of blood vessels and nerves that was formerly was a tooth.

I see you point and I counter. Just from my experience I would rather eat goyslop like he does than eat that. Only reason I day that is because of your eyes. I understand I need something for satiation, and if my taste buds are scorched, even when I can't taste, I'd go for the goyslop, a steak, sushi, anything other than rice cakes. You can see that what you are ingesting should taste amazing, even if you have no taste, and ultimately you're let down, but you know from previous experience that that did and would have tasted better than rice cakes. I've eaten rice cakes before for reasons, I had taste buds then, but even now I'd much rather eat something that looks amazing like a burger or a steak than eat a rice cakes or other shit that you know is tasteless. Again, just the way I look at it, as I'm somewhat in his boat with the addiction. Unless I'm reading your post wrong, which please clarify. And I'm not being a dick, I'm just not in the best state atm.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I see you point and I counter. Just from my experience I would rather eat goyslop like he does than eat that. Only reason I day that is because of your eyes. I understand I need something for satiation, and if my taste buds are scorched, even when I can't taste, I'd go for the goyslop, a steak, sushi, anything other than rice cakes. You can see that what you are ingesting should taste amazing, even if you have no taste, and ultimately you're let down, but you know from previous experience that that did and would have tasted better than rice cakes. I've eaten rice cakes before for reasons, I had taste buds then, but even now I'd much rather eat something that looks amazing like a burger or a steak than eat a rice cakes or other shit that you know is tasteless. Again, just the way I look at it, as I'm somewhat in his boat with the addiction. Unless I'm reading your post wrong, which please clarify. And I'm not being a dick, I'm just not in the best state atm.

>Implying Jorp has any sense of beauty or wonder
>Implying when he has any sort of imagination left
>implying that when you ask him to describe the taste of a burger outside of “greasy” or “packed with calories” he doesn’t 404 on you

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

>Implying Jorp has any sense of beauty or wonder
>Implying when he has any sort of imagination left
>implying that when you ask him to describe the taste of a burger outside of “greasy” or “packed with calories” he doesn’t 404 on you

I must retort.
>Although it's creepy, obviously he has a type when it comes to women, so he has a sense of beauty. Whether that pertains to food, idk.
>He still creates music. It's bad, but he still has an imagination. I'd argue the same with food. Although his "food hacks" are obviously not like back in the day, but still he still thinks putting random shit on a Wendy's burger is considers a "hack". It's obviously not, but he believes it is.
>I concede on this point though. He tends to just parrot random terms like cheese pull to describe food, so I have nothing on this.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I must retort.
>Although it's creepy, obviously he has a type when it comes to women, so he has a sense of beauty. Whether that pertains to food, idk.
>He still creates music. It's bad, but he still has an imagination. I'd argue the same with food. Although his "food hacks" are obviously not like back in the day, but still he still thinks putting random shit on a Wendy's burger is considers a "hack". It's obviously not, but he believes it is.
>I concede on this point though. He tends to just parrot random terms like cheese pull to describe food, so I have nothing on this.

>Nal,simple as.
>He mostly does this by instinct of skills he barely still musters by since his nervous system has long given up on adding dedonated wam or neuroplasticity, it’s like a decaying electricity pole after getting hit by a hydroplaned truck,with its scorned and battered wires whipping around wildly in the air but sometimes touching in the puddle of gasoline and water beneath them to temporarily complete a circuit,if but for a mere second.
>correct child. I am smart and you are dumb,I am big and you are small,enjoy prison stalker.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

>Nal,simple as.
>He mostly does this by instinct of skills he barely still musters by since his nervous system has long given up on adding dedonated wam or neuroplasticity, it’s like a decaying electricity pole after getting hit by a hydroplaned truck,with its sourced and bartered wires whipping around wildly in the air but sometimes touching in the puddle of gasoline and water beneath them.
>correct child. I am smart and you are dumb,I am big and you are small,enjoy prison stalker.

the second point I was like what the fuck, and then you Patrick Tomlinson’d(correct person/spelling) me and I legit chuckled. I concede sir you brain is much larger than mine I will now go to jail, I will not pass GO, and I will not collect 200 dollars.