Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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grand larsony said:
Every other modern lolcow, even ones much smaller than Cobes, always seem to have weird "manager" people orbiting them. Cobra has never really had that, aside from I guess Chazz Razz or whatever his name was.
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Our BOY has the blessing of being truly ungovernable; Not even his biological father has more than a vague handle on his actions. Josh has the double curse of being only interested in doing stuff if he feels like it(trole) while also not feeling like doing anything but making slop, jacking off, uploading Trying the burger part 8, and watching Family Guy funny moments. It's a deadly delicate balance, 'toobz. Chazz's downfall was that he thought if he could cosy up to Josh with pizza and money, that Josh would fall in line because he, Chazz Razzlowski, held the leash. However, Josh is too much of a goth bad boy to answer to anyone but Satin himself. Also, Chazz is a fag, so fuck him.
Although on second thought, I guess you could define Courtney as a manager-type, although she's not really directly influencing him. Ditto for Deathbed(Who should be threatening to drop him if he keeps making AI slop music), and I guess Krystal Roberts maybe?
 
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Booby Jones said:
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She couldn't even put a dent in these badboys. I don't think we've ever hit this level of grime before
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Pardon my such sudden reply after posting but like: I just did yardwork today. My shoes were on and off throughout the day, and even I am unable to replicate that level of dirtprint. Boglims rarely leave their hovels, so I'm inclinded to ask as to where all the foot dirt is from? If I were a gambling man I'd say it's from the insides of his boots but again with the boy never straying far from the nest pray tell how does he just get that dirty on the regular? We can't even use Boglim's Razor here; Is he just trudging laps pretending to check his heat tape?
 
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Raxxo's Bedbugs said:
Pardon my such sudden reply after posting but like: I just did yardwork today. My shoes were on and off throughout the day, and even I am unable to replicate that level of dirtprint. Boglims rarely leave their hovels, so I'm inclinded to ask as to where all the foot dirt is from? If I were a gambling man I'd say it's from the insides of his boots but again with the boy never straying far from the nest pray tell how does he just get that dirty on the regular? We can't even use Boglim's Razor here; Is he just trudging laps pretending to check his heat tape?
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Same.. even when i wear crocs in the lawn and step in dirt or go barefoot on concrete all day i barely get any dry “gunk” on the bottom of my feet.. but i also shower afterwards, and don’t just ash my pipes on the floor and shuffle through it for weeks between shirt changes, err, showers..
 
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Raxxo's Bedbugs said:
Pardon my such sudden reply after posting but like: I just did yardwork today. My shoes were on and off throughout the day, and even I am unable to replicate that level of dirtprint. Boglims rarely leave their hovels, so I'm inclinded to ask as to where all the foot dirt is from? If I were a gambling man I'd say it's from the insides of his boots but again with the boy never straying far from the nest pray tell how does he just get that dirty on the regular? We can't even use Boglim's Razor here; Is he just trudging laps pretending to check his heat tape?
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It's from smoking inside. Even if you are perfectly clean with the large chunks of ash, there are tiny bits of ash that fly everywhere and accumulate very quickly.
Plus I doubt he's ever mopped.
 
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