Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He just needs to get on a bike again and hit up his people in Wyoming without fear of being swatted, doxxed, or businesses reported.
He should do it, record it, but not stream it. Would solve the troll issue.

Then he can stream, and sort of react to his own content, and hold it hostage for donos and shit. I would like to see a cunning fatcat style business man period for the boy, so he can fill up a nice bank with some cash for a change.

I mean I know its all pie in the sky, as he will just slowly continue to rot away like a drunk bum.
 
He should do it, record it, but not stream it. Would solve the troll issue.

Then he can stream, and sort of react to his own content, and hold it hostage for donos and shit. I would like to see a cunning fatcat style business man period for the boy, so he can fill up a nice bank with some cash for a change.

I mean I know its all pie in the sky, as he will just slowly continue to rot away like a drunk bum.
The minute he posted a pre-recorded video out and about, the trolls would make sure he was never allowed back to whichever establishment(s) he visited.
 
The minute he posted a pre-recorded video out and about, the trolls would make sure he was never allowed back to whichever establishment(s) he visited.
He did that from time to time, even as recently as the second NAL visit. They recorded videos at the cemetery and some soda shop and Cobes didn’t get banned from either of those places.

Buuuuuuut doing that requires homeboy encouragement and cuts into his drinking and brain looping time.
 
He should do it, record it, but not stream it. Would solve the troll issue.

Then he can stream, and sort of react to his own content, and hold it hostage for donos and shit. I would like to see a cunning fatcat style business man period for the boy, so he can fill up a nice bank with some cash for a change.

I mean I know its all pie in the sky, as he will just slowly continue to rot away like a drunk bum.
I'd love to see him literally take a walk outside and react to a train passing through. But I think he is just too depressed or non motivated. I really really hope he gets some sort of zest for life maybe a 3/10 goth of age baddie.
 
yeah but they take it too far i wish we only had like a dozen or so people sending him warlord dick shirts and glitter bombs not 1000 weens calling him a sicko ya'know
I don't get why people have to take it this far. Yeah it's hilarious to see him get smug about 'cigars' that end up being a glitter bomb. But telling every local business he's some sort of monster to get him kicked out isn't even entertaining, it actually kills any chance of possible entertainment. So many of these retards are only thinking about the first step: fuck with Cobes. But then what? Where's the funny? Seeing him sulk away and close the stream? Is that supposed to be entertaining?
 
I don't get why people have to take it this far. Yeah it's hilarious to see him get smug about 'cigars' that end up being a glitter bomb. But telling every local business he's some sort of monster to get him kicked out isn't even entertaining, it actually kills any chance of possible entertainment. So many of these retards are only thinking about the first step: fuck with Cobes. But then what? Where's the funny? Seeing him sulk away and close the stream? Is that supposed to be entertaining?
Remember a few years ago, I think around Halloween. He went to a bar and was playing Ozzy through his phone real loud. Came back and streamed and was very very shaken and rattled? If I remember correctly patrons were fed up with him and were going to assault him. I think he autism and ghoulish appearance has rendered any ability to interact in public much much harder.
 
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It definitely doesn't help. Before he looked like a goofball but now he looks like a hobo wandered into your establishment.
His brain is mush too, so it doesn't help when the crazy looking drunkard is rambling something about kids, sickos, and Ozzy. And for some women, they have this crazy dude staring at them.

But then what? Where's the funny?
I think Isabella Janke, BossmanJack rats, and Daniel Larson's weens are good examples of this: the 'funny' is the end of the lolcow. They got the final 'content' and that's it. They got him arrested, or to commit suicide, or to get whatever. Their goal is to get Cobra banned from every place in Casper, too afraid to leave his clock tower mansion, just drunk or high all day, and never making YouToob content again. Because they won, they put the Cobra down. They owned the lolcow. Then, they move onto the next.

They don't care about the watching the dumb cow be dumb, they just want to butcher it so no one else can see it.

A non-lolcow related example would be Jonah Hill: he dated a woman who surfed, had surfer friends, and had swimsuit pics obviously, but later made 'boundaries' like
no longer posting pictures in bathing suits or “sexual pictures” and no longer surfing with men, having “inappropriate friendships with men,” or having friendships “with women who are in unstable places” or from her “wild recent past.”
He wants to date a woman who: doesn't surf with men, doesn't have friends from her past, friendships with men, or pictures in bikinis. Just date a woman who, you know, isn't the exact opposite of who he's looking for? That's because it's about taking control or having some kind of ownership. Like a person who wants a pet bird, not to see it fly, but to keep it locked in a cage. It's the opposite of the bird's nature.

They want to own or kill the bird or the cow so no one else can have it.

Edit to add: Like BossmanJack. It's funny to watch him lose it all again and again. It's not funny for him to sit in jail for days or weeks without being able to do anything online. Yet, the RATS try to get him arrested every day. Or Chantal. If she got arrested, it would be funny for like a day or two. But if she was locked up for like 6 months? That just kills content. Yet some of her a-logs try to get her arrested for any reason. And Daniel Larson was funny doing livestreams and freaking out. Now his weens got him locked in a fed psych prison or something.
 
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I'd love to see him literally take a walk outside and react to a train passing through. But I think he is just too depressed or non motivated. I really really hope he gets some sort of zest for life maybe a 3/10 goth of age baddie.

Dress a Realdoll up like a sexy version of LN, tie it to a drone, and use it to lure him outside and to go to other places around town.
 
Cobras recent 30 minute all the meats all the cheeses loop has genuinely made me hungry for an Italian roll with all the meats all the cheeses onions and peppers all the meats basil pesto, did I miss anything? I think adding a chicken cutlet is a bit over the top but I digress. Does anyone know what video he's talking about?
This guy:
 
Yes, she has unlimited time and is batshit insane, it doesn't matter. By understanding how to work within youtube's boundaries I can see to it that she can screech until her eyes pop out, the vids aren't going anywhere. I'm going to show artwork of a revolting hag placed on shirts, plates and underwear in some bizarro home shopping stream and there's nothing she can do about it. Gimme my hat.

Your hat m'lord.
 
A while back I mentioned Cobes working with the $uicideBoy$, I finally got more information on the subject. It was ?Ruby Rose’s rock album? For those who were wondering, he supposedly made $20-$25 for this.

I know this isn’t 100% proof, but it’s something. Chauncey is very plugged into various aspects of the music industry.
ETA: I couldn’t get this screen recording to properly embed in the post. Sorry if it’s retarded, just doing the best I can toobz.
 

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Does anyone know how some comments get through on the boy's video?

Also, love this upload with him massaging his leg delicately. . . Cobes trying to look like some naked sikko while talking about Ozzy and Sharon. 🤣

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