Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween

He'll have an even harder time with Cobies. All he knows is booze, food hacks and Wendussy. If it's paid for, leave it at the door.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Is his AC broke or something? I refuse to believe that he's going shirtless to show off his guns. There must be another reason because the dog chair must be scratchy and gross from all the booze and snot that he's covered over it.
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It's rather warm in Casper right now. Even though the Bog at some point in the last 20-30hrs+ streams said that he apprecheeeate Air Conditioning, it's possible he doesn't have it. A trailer in 35c (95f in freedom units) will turn into an oven. For a Bog who never leaves his box he's gonna suffer. Maybe his YouTube room doesn't have AC? The temperature drops to 18c (64f) overnight, which in Casper is warm. Bog boy on the 7hr buzz might not even feel it.

His old apartment would have been better insulated. THE BOY is just trying to stay comfortable in his little paper thin box.

At least we can look for boils and sores in the Summer Trailerpark Saga. There is a spot on his left abdomen that he has been scratching.

 

[BlastMonk]

"It's been four years since I have lost Puff"
For the record its been 1 year and 8 months, but its funny how much time inflation the boglim gives the event.

 

[Hennimore]

"It's been four years since I have lost Puff"
For the record its been 1 year and 8 months, but its funny how much time inflation the boglim gives the event.

You've got to account for all the spray paint fumes, gas station spice and duster he has inhaled over the years. A year probably feels like four in his gourd.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

"It's been four years since I have lost Puff"
For the record its been 1 year and 8 months, but its funny how much time inflation the boglim gives the event.

To be fair, Boglim Years are four for every one of ours.

 

[Umaibae]

Tar Man has been a try hard faggot since the beginning. Thankfully, the people with half a brain noticed this and refused to give him the time of day.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes

Lmao. ICS has no chance of getting Cobes to do shit, the Boy can't even mail out wands to paying customers on time.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Just thought I'd let you whatever you Cobes fans call yourself know. You've got a paypig ween from the DSP sphere setting his sights on Cobes
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Iron Chef Sakai (ICS) or as PPP called him "Iron Chef Cuckai" was a paypig that appeared during May 2024 for DSP and would dump thousands a week on Phil to get him to do what he wanted. He's probably gonna try doing the same with Cobes. He only left Phil cause Phil has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) and ICS just wanted to ween, so Phil eventually set him to ban on sight. And you can tell this type of guy wants attention cause he tried becoming a detractor the first time he broke up with Phil, but the detractors didn't want him in the community. He supposedly sold a tech start up and has a lot of money to blow. Don't know if it's true or not.

Just wanted to let you guys know to be prepared for this ween.

Lmao Cobes didn't even acknowledge him on stream, meanwhile every "Ozzy just fucking died bro" comment got a personalized rebuttal

 

[chimpSculpture]

KingCobraJFS is possibly the worst lolcow to try and paypig for.

When he had DTTS enabled, about 4+ years ago, it would take multiple donos worth hundreds of dollars to even have a couple sentences get to him. But now he:
• Has 10x the live viewers he used to have, all active in the chat
• Has an entitlement to his booze money whenever he goes live, so doesn't even read the message with the money anymore
• Has a weird disdain and fear of going live, so doesn't do it regularly anymore
• Gets so drunk he can't read, or even just falls asleep

But paypigs gotta pay ig

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Unlike Phil, Cobra is a true king and won't dance around just because you paid him his king's tax.

 

[Pat Smear]

Lmao. ICS has no chance of getting Cobes to do shit,

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

KingCobraJFS is possibly the worst lolcow to try and paypig for.

When he had DTTS enabled, about 4+ years ago, it would take multiple donos worth hundreds of dollars to even have a couple sentences get to him. But now he:
• Has 10x the live viewers he used to have, all active in the chat
• Has an entitlement to his booze money whenever he goes live, so doesn't even read the message with the money anymore
• Has a weird disdain and fear of going live, so doesn't do it regularly anymore
• Gets so drunk he can't read, or even just falls asleep

But paypigs gotta pay ig

Cobes' real fans, like the ones in this thread, have as much Oppositional Defiant Disorder as he does. He does the most he can to not be the least bit watchable. We keep watching and keep trying to enjoy the nontent he puts out. It's a never ending story, toobs.

The paypigs of course throw a wrench in this cycle by actually giving him money.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Two dysgenic Washed up E-Celebs imitate the king of washed up E-Celebs

Holy shit I complete forgot about Jimmy! Man went from owning incels to becoming one himself. I loved him reading Ellipoot Logeers manifesto with that monkey mask on, what a pathetic weirdo ER was-if a girl didnt make eye contact with him while walking down a hallway he would take it as rejection and sob in the school bathroom all after noon

 

[Tequila Katie]

Caught the tail emd of his last stream by happen stance. I didnt see a chat that he was responding to. Am i retarded or is his live chat through some other site?

 

[TakeSoma]

With zero fucks, a wicked goth boy attitude, and an out-of-context mindset driven by enablers - Clint and pay pigs - , drugs and booze, Cobes Ozzy's devotion is easy to understand. Unfortunately, he doesn't have Ozzy's money and a Sharon to help him pick up the pieces and build something with them.

Cobe's answer to the question: "So, now you want a more stable life?", seems to be the same as Ozzy's.

 

[Candover]

"I really don't need to be drinking."

"One drink ain't gonna kill me dude."

 

[Merlin Manson]

Caught the tail emd of his last stream by happen stance. I didnt see a chat that he was responding to. Am i retarded or is his live chat through some other site?

This is a good question. It would appear that Cobra will ask his audience questions long after disabling the chat, this has happened multiple times recently.

I think sometimes he scrolls back or reacts to the last 10 comments on his now disabled chat as he continues to stream for 3 hours after the fact.

Either way it’s funny and confusing as hell.

I hate to say it, but it’s very NAL-esque. She will block everyone in her chat and then ask the audience questions, the only difference is that NAL will get pissed off that nobody is responding.

Fucking genius.
Eric Andre, take notes.

 

[Jimmy snipes]

Is his AC broke or something? I refuse to believe that he's going shirtless to show off his guns. There must be another reason because the dog chair must be scratchy and gross from all the booze and snot that he's covered over it.
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In a recent stream he says he doesnt need it and would rather keep the bill low, implying he has one


Casino near me posted this.
He rules my sad pathetic life.

 

[gogeta77]

 

[Epikusername4]

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better not lose shon at sea and be unable to save him BOY