Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Awwwwwww Shiiiiiiiiit. It's the big one, toobz.

Kelly just gave The Boy™ hope 9 days ago that Ozzy was in fact not about to drop dead.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

what if we get a kingcobrajfs version of "the black tape"

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

https://nypost.com/2025/07/22/entertainment/ozzy-osbourne-dead-black-sabbath-frontman-dies-at-76/
Get ready for one hell of a stream tonight cobra bros...
On a real note, rest in peace doodt. Dude conquered some of the worst demons imaginable and went peacefully with his loved ones all around him.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Rip cobes liver

 

[Smegward]

fuck ozzy is dead

 

[Postal Dude]

Bruce Dickinson finally came to give Ozzy his night night shot.

All jokes aside, RIP to a real metal legend. It should’ve been Sharon.

 

[Maurice Maine]

I'm still processing this shit man I don't think I'm gonna sleep tonight

RIP and goodnight, sweet prince

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

All hands on deck lads, we are living through Cobra 9/11

 

[Mecha Fricker]

Wellness check soon, we are about to have the best stream ever.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Cobes on suicide watch.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Bullshit aside, with news like this I actually worry about Cobes. He is going to go to a very dark place before this is all over. I really don't want him to join Ozzy because I'm 100% certain he's thinking about it.

RIP to The Prince of Darkness.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Will Cobes order a $200 pizza to go with his drinking tonight?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

You guys are expecting too much for Cobes. He's gonna sit and patiently wait(read two different news articles) about Ozzy's death, drink, jack off, and then start streaming. That whole ordeal's gonna take at least 4 hours.

 

[Winter]

 

[._.]

I cant believe troles killed Ozzy just to fuck with Cobes

That trailer park is gonna be in for a rough time

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't have a strong attachment to Ozzy, but like... Shit dude, I hope Cobes is okay.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

All jokes aside, RIP to a real metal legend. It should’ve been Sharon.

No joke.

Sadly, I think his stream about it will be a nothingburger, but we'll see.

 

[GeorgeApley]

I haven’t checked this sub in months, the recent developments should make for some interesting reading

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

You guys are expecting too much for Cobes. He's gonna sit and patiently wait(read two different news articles) about Ozzy's death, drink, jack off, and then start streaming. That whole ordeal's gonna take at least 4 hours.

Nailed it. Ozzy's death, Everclear, Chaturbate. Josh is living hard right now toobz.

I haven’t checked this sub in months, the recent developments should make for some interesting reading

Josh was pretty dead to the world for a while, but the last few weeks has been in almost traditional form, almost.

Good chance Josh streams today, or at least puts out a video, compared to month or two ago.

 

[NoosJunki]

I wonder how performative his grieving will be. He didn't even watch the last show. Will he drink himself to death while playing-up how much Ozzy meant to him?

Chairbugs gonna be drinking good tonight from all the drinks he's pouring out for Ozzy