Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BallsMcLongDong]

The Prince of Darkness has passed. Circle of protection that this isn't what gets the boy to stay conscious long enough to drink enough to kill him.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I bet it's going to take at least a few days for him to believe it's real, troles have been telling him Ozzy died on a weekly basis for the past 10 years.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Dead at 76... 7+6 equals 13....omg

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

Ozzy has already come back as Trisha Paytas' baby.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Pray for Cobes. He doesn't need bad news like this.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Cobes was really set on watching Ozzy perform on his 100th birthday. Maybe he'll whip up a cocktail in his honor.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

R.i.P prince of darkness / OZZY FOREVER

 

[Buster Scruggs]

TMDNWU

 

[Jordge Bruno]

Don’t kid yourself there are a legion of a-logs blowing up his phone with mockery the very second the news broke

RIP pink iPhone

 

[JambledUpWords]

Cobes should play (and sing) Amazing Grace on his guitar in his honor

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

His emotional vulnerability at this difficult time may make him susceptible to bog witch incursions

Circle of protection on our boy. So mote it be.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Cobes on suicide watch.

This but unironically

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Cobes most prevalent trolls right now be like

 

['Ole Dente]

The Prince of Darkness has passed. Circle of protection that this isn't what gets the boy to stay conscious long enough to drink enough to kill him.

I think….magic died today. Those runes etched into his fingers no longer suffice as a power source for Cobra’s demonic powers.

He’s powerless. After today, there will be no circles of protection. ISIS will come back.

Alex WILL rape his succulent little ass, as was foretold.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Can't believe some fucking sickos murdered Ozzy to piss off cobes, but it is what it is.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Ozzy dead, Pat hardest hit

 

['Ole Dente]

Can't believe some fucking sickos murdered Ozzy to piss off cobes, but it is what it is.

Cobra was asked if he’d have sex with all the sickos in the world to save Ozzy and he said no.

I feel like it’s reasonable to say Cobra played a part in this and it was within his power to avoid this outcome.

 

[Joey42069666]

It's 13:00 in Casper, Cobra hasn't gone live and clearly doesn't care that Ozzy has passed. The boy is not a number one fan at all. I have already poured one out.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Goodnight sweet prince. One dude I wish could have lived forever.


Cobes currently:

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

This is somehow the Bog Witches fault. I can feel it in my bones.