Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Detective Carey]

Did I mix up bitesize and bogchron in my earlier comment? I could have sworn bitesize was the bong who gets kind of a loggy, whereas bogchron I have no idea who/where they are and it's just raw footage cut/sped up albeit with a bunch of DBZ instant teleportation noises.

 

[cobra fucker]

Did I mix up bitesize and bogchron in my earlier comment? I could have sworn bitesize was the bong who gets kind of a loggy, whereas bogchron I have no idea who/where they are and it's just raw footage cut/sped up albeit with a bunch of DBZ instant teleportation noises.

that's correct.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Edit: Forgot about Alexi Laiho, Children of Bodom were my first ever concert, I cried that day too.

Alexi got to me when i heard.. i found them in like ‘07 and got back into them years ago when i could really appreciate Follow the Reaper.
When did you see them first?

 

[Handsome Grandson]

Paying my respects. Wild to think Ozzy's bangers with Sabbath are 50+ years old now.
Hope Josh doesn't take this too hard.

 

[Zjierb]

Did I mix up bitesize and bogchron in my earlier comment? I could have sworn bitesize was the bong who gets kind of a loggy, whereas bogchron I have no idea who/where they are and it's just raw footage cut/sped up albeit with a bunch of DBZ instant teleportation noises.

Nope, you're on. I don't have screenshots or anything right now but Bog Chron is quoted as being critical of Cobe's ability to earn on YouTube and pull SSDI. He shares some of the same sentiment as the Casper Cobra Stompers (read: fags). If he was just a clip channel then it'd be fine, but he decided he should bite the hand that feeds content.

 

[Detective Carey]

Kind of a side note, but when I stumbled across RogueInternetMan and his stuff, at first I enjoyed the production quality/PNGtuber knockoff of the Stern show he seemed to be going for, but the more I watched the more I kind of tagged him in the vaguely a loggy camp. Not as bad as others (TarMan being the most cancer redditard I've personally encountered) but it always felt like Rogue just read angry screencaps from the various booming snark reddits and got shit super wrong constantly.

I'm aware of his older ED phonebooking, but I mostly like his off the cuff/PNGtuber knockoff of the Stern show he seems to be trying to do, but I can't with him and Boglim stuff anymore, it just comes off as 1: incorrect reddit sperging about Jersh and 2: mean spirited which is a double oof from usually being wrong/unsubstantiated.

 

[Zjierb]

Kind of a side note, but when I stumbled across RogueInternetMan and his stuff, at first I enjoyed the production quality/PNGtuber knockoff of the Stern show he seemed to be going for, but the more I watched the more I kind of tagged him in the vaguely a loggy camp. Not as bad as others (TarMan being the most cancer redditard I've personally encountered) but it always felt like Rogue just read angry screencaps from the various booming snark reddits and got shit super wrong constantly.

Rogue is an interesting case of repetitive but also informative. It seems lately he's devolved into the same ilk as KiwiTapes and and SmokeyMcC just with less moralfagging. While not exhaustive, this thread has a list of the like that goes into more detail. Originally, though, he made it more entertaining to run through the CwCki, which I have no choice but to at least appreciate.

 

[cobra fucker]

He shares some of the same sentiment as the Casper Cobra Stompers (read: fags). If he was just a clip channel then it'd be fine, but he decided he should bite the hand that feeds content.

you can tell from the repetitive comments he includes in the videos (ones that cobra does not even see) that he's on the bully train

 

[Detective Carey]

I just don't get it I guess. Out of all the people you could or would bully, why Cobes?

He's got enough shit in his pants as it is, so to speak.

 

[chimpSculpture]

A REAL Ozzy fan would've put the bottle down to go live to do vocal covers of every Ozzy song, THE SECOND they felt this disturbance in the force.

Cobes should be live right now.

 

[Zjierb]

I just don't get it I guess. Out of all the people you could or would bully, why Cobes?

He's got enough shit in his pants as it is, so to speak.

I'm not one to armchair or anything, but I expect it's envy. They wish they didn't have to work in order to make money like the boy. Little do they realize that, if they make content on him themselves, that they are making money doing exactly as much as he does.

My first thought goes to Bog Chron who wouldn't have a place at all if Cobes didn't upload. Given that fact, there is no reason for him to be mad except for the fact that he has to do a modicum more work than Cobes himself. It's extremely petty and I will never understand being mad at retards. They're retarded, after all.

 

[Detective Carey]

That's an excellent point. They start getting mad at the boy, but without the boy, they'd be broke/have nothing to talk about.

They're not all talented enough to be funny regardless of the topic like Seizure.

Oh NOES I have to get up and go to work!

 

[Zjierb]

That's an excellent point. They start getting mad at the boy, but without the boy, they'd be broke/have nothing to talk about.

They're not all talented enough to be funny regardless of the topic like Seizure.

Bingo. Another mark in Seizure's favor is that his long form content doesn't feel like I'm sitting around for 3 hours watching Cobes crash out about Jessica. Instead it feels like listening to some people talk about something funny and make pretty good jokes the whole time. I should also give credit to his cohosts because Chauncey and BallParkFranks are extremely funny as well, so I think it's overall just a good group with the right mindset to cover someone.

 

[Potion_Time]

I just don't get it I guess. Out of all the people you could or would bully, why Cobes?

He's got enough shit in his pants as it is, so to speak.

Retarded people often feel superior to those who are just slightly more retarded than they are. And for some reason they desperately need to prove it to themselves and others.

 

[Jobama]

So he’s already back to making food hacks and seems to be fine.

 

[Fortyone]

I just don't get it I guess. Out of all the people you could or would bully, why Cobes?

He's got enough shit in his pants as it is, so to speak.

Alot of his alogs liked him at first, like bitesize. Bitesize even offered to send Josh money at one point but cobra called him a faggot and hoped he died etc.

Cobra at first glance is either an eccentric fun goth autist or a pathetic drunk boglim and people feel bad for him or cheer for him. But then after you've been watching for years you see him just totally pass up opportunities over and over and totally lose all passion for life and people get pissed off and either quit watching or start alogging. And the boy is no angel either, he's doxxed his paypigs, gypped people on wands, stoped selling wands for less than 400$ because he's lazy, break phones constantly and e-begs for money just to get a new one and shut off his stream, turn off comments, make insane and offensive political statements that make no sense and piss off both sides of the political spectrum, etc.

Most of his flaws are due to his retardation and alcoholism but they still annoy some people. honestly since covid the only exciting thing that happens to cobra is the occasional meltdown, where he need to be pissed off, and when Jessica came over.

 

[cobra fucker]

So he’s already back to making food hacks and seems to be fine.

He's sounding more hoarse than usual. Some scream sobbing, perhaps?

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Some are saying that this is going to causing him to kill himself or some other drama, but I absolutely disagree.
Cobes is selfish to the end. He will cry on camera, maybe, and use it as an excuse to drink. But ultimately he will never put anything before his own immediate pleasure. He will not change his ways, he will not go to an extreme (beyond drinking). He will hop on by next week with another food hack, muttering to himself about Ozzy RIP just like he does Aaron and Walt.

 

[Fortyone]

The BOY is unbothered.

Does the boy really just pre-record food hacks and shit them out or did ozzy's death just not really phase him like when homeboy aaron died?

 

[Jobama]

So he didn’t even mention Ozzy the entire video. Either this is prerecorded or not mentioning him is coping mechanism for him. It’s probably for the best that he doesn’t bawl his eyes out on camera.