Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PetiteFeet]

I'm going door to door with the retards who called me autistic : I got five deep before I realized something, they are either registered pedophiles this year or are trannies. I'm not making this shit up. A bunch MEN up dressed as women are parading in this fucking thread. Ask me to post receipts, I will fucking clean these faggots. A bunch of trannies / pedos post here and gate keep.

How many of them fucked a child? How many of them are child molesters?

Added : The people throwing tomatoes are also the most vile, content-less niggers.

Look at the register date of people downvoting, look at the amount of anime avatars.

Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I was rewatching Beyond Reanimator and just realized how much SpeedBall looks like Cobes.
Reagent coming in nicely Toobz.

I mean look at this guy.

 

[Statix_Shark]

I'm going door to door with the retards who called me autistic : I got five deep before I realized something, they are either registered pedophiles this year or are trannies. I'm not making this shit up. A bunch MEN up dressed as women are parading in this fucking thread. Ask me to post receipts, I will fucking clean these faggots. A bunch of trannies / pedos post here and gate keep.

How many of them fucked a child? How many of them are child molesters?

Added : The people throwing tomatoes are also the most vile, content-less niggers.

Look at the register date of people downvoting, look at the amount of anime avatars.

Shut the fuck up faggot. Go whine somewhere else.

 

[Merlin Manson]

More goth than Cobes to be honest.

Can any of us recall the extent of his battle scars?

Wanker scabs
Scar tissue on knuckles, forehead, ear lobes
Yeast infection on thighs
Butt cyst
Trench foot

 

[Candover]

This is the exact girl that your own RETARDED SON has had a crush on since he was like 8.

That must've been the ulterior motive for Clint telling Josh that Alicia had killed herself. Josh wouldn't get in the way of Clunt's Conquest if he believed she was dead.

 

[Tsumungo]

More goth than Cobes to be honest.

Can any of us recall the extent of his battle scars?

Slapping himself in the face? Being beat up by NAL with a Puff plushie? Getting into some scuffle at a bar or gas station liquor store? Head trauma from syncopal episode due to drunkenly hitting the ground? Lacerations from bad lathing? Burnt fingertips from torching and frying some dankness?

I'm curious how Cobra would endure any GSW's to the limbs, torso, let alone the face, twice.

Then again, the boy may have a high ceiling for agony as his receptors have been dulled and fried to perceive any noticeable pain stimuli.

Anyways, props to this Michigan chick; not easy on the eyes but seems like good people. Kudos to overcoming any suffering and trauma, physical and psychological, from a .22 caliber x 2.

I hate to be the "ERM ACKTUALLY" guy. BUUUUUUUT... I think you got the wrong Jody Burns.

Jody Burns, in the article, is 33 at the time of the shooting in 2010, and metal Jody has been playing guitar/doing pinup photos since the late 80s/early 90s, based on her Instagram.
Also, the Jody Burns mentioned in the article has a child at the time the article was written, and the metal Jody can't have kids considering the fact that metal Jody is MTF transgender.
The theory to why her face is the way it is today is because of shitty filler injections.

Here's her Youtube channel too: ROCK AND ROOOLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Arv3k]

Clint telling Josh that Alicia had killed herself.

What the fuck? Alright, Yeah Clint unquestionably bad. Fuck him.

I hate to be the "ERM ACKTUALLY" guy. BUUUUUUUT... I think you got the wrong Jody Burns.

Jody Burns, in the article, is 33 at the time of the shooting in 2010, and metal Jody has been playing guitar/doing pinup photos since the late 80s/early 90s, based on her Instagram.
Also, the Jody Burns mentioned in the article has a child at the time the article was written, and the metal Jody can't have kids considering the fact that metal Jody is MTF transgender.
The theory to why her face is the way it is today is because of shitty filler injections.

Here's her Youtube channel too: ROCK AND ROOOLLLLLLLLLLL

No kidding? I guess I shouldn't believe everything I hear from an AI (and I should also stop being retarded). Sorry Cobros.

 

[gogeta77]

Fuck these slop tubers

 

[Statix_Shark]

Fuck these slop tubers

Saturated is such a fucking boring faggot, I'd say he's on the same level as LEEMER and Beefy in terms of "entertainment".

 

[NoosJunki]

Saturated is such a fucking boring faggot, I'd say he's on the same level as LEEMER and Beefy in terms of "entertainment".

Surely not as bad as Willo, though...

 

[lebean]

I hate to be the "ERM ACKTUALLY" guy. BUUUUUUUT... I think you got the wrong Jody Burns.

Jody Burns, in the article, is 33 at the time of the shooting in 2010, and metal Jody has been playing guitar/doing pinup photos since the late 80s/early 90s, based on her Instagram.
Also, the Jody Burns mentioned in the article has a child at the time the article was written, and the metal Jody can't have kids considering the fact that metal Jody is MTF transgender.
The theory to why her face is the way it is today is because of shitty filler injections.

Here's her Youtube channel too: ROCK AND ROOOLLLLLLLLLLL

Yeah my apologies, I was reposting the article that was mentioned by:

Sorry, just updated my post. Pretty sure the jody burns in the article I saw is a different person. She doesn't look like the woman in the court room photos at all. The woman in the guitar video looks like she's had a ton of plastic surgery though, so maybe it could still be her?

Will be more thorough moving forward, but it was interesting to see guitarists like this "Jody Shredder" similar in taste to Cobra's musical interests at least, and other artists that could potentially get a "TWU" from Cobra (he's an ally of the GBTQ, toobz).

Thread Tax:

 

[BallBuster II]

Yeah my apologies, I was reposting the article that was mentioned by:

Will be more thorough moving forward, but it was interesting to see online personalities similar to Cobra's musical interests at least, and other artists that could potentially get a "TWU" from.

Thread tax:

View attachment 7703882View attachment 7703886

Who actually drinks Everclear? I had it once in my life when I was teen, and it was mixed with Mt. Dew Livewire, and it was the most vile thing ever. Even the 150 proof version is God awful, like no one can actually enjoy drinking that swill. It must be his emergency stash for when he has absolutely no other booze.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Fuck these slop tubers

The AI slop is the worst. I keep getting these videos of AI Cobes and Ozzy hanging out together. It's fucking gross, low-effort garbage.

 

[lebean]

It must be his emergency stash for when he has absolutely no other booze.

It is, man. He literally found one "tucked" behind his computer.

These bottles are from a fan that delivered or doordashed to him when Ozzy died; emergency garbage alcohol to get the job done. To be honest, Everclear is more useful as a disinfectant as the EtOH content at 95% allows it to kill several bacteria and viruses.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Boy's out here buying sandwich platters from Albertson's. Must be really really hurting for money right now if he's buying these instead of the usual dank ass subs with a million things on them from Jersey Mike's or whatever local bodega he can Dash from. I don't understand why he can't just buy bread, meat, cheese, mayonnaise, etc and construct his own sandwiches if he's just gonna order from the grocery store anyways. If he learned to portion shit instead of using all the lunch meat for a food hack he could easily get by on it for a week.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Also, the Jody Burns mentioned in the article has a child at the time the article was written, and the metal Jody can't have kids considering the fact that metal Jody is MTF transgender.

What??! Oh no. I looked closer at some of the his YouTube thumbnails. Oh... oh dear.

Well at least he puts more effort in than Warlord.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Saturated is such a fucking boring faggot, I'd say he's on the same level as LEEMER and Beefy in terms of "entertainment".

I really only go to Saturated for Josh Block updates and the videos he occasionally does on non-mainstream cows.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I really only go to Saturated for Josh Block updates and the videos he occasionally does on non-mainstream cows.

Saturated is one of the better cowtubers imo, out of all them I think Kiwi and Smokey are the best ones and Rouge, Internet Man is pretty underrated also. I'll occasionally watch Turkey Twink if he covers someone who hasn't really been touched on but that's as far as decent kiwituber content goes.

MrBeefy is the worst imo, bottom of the barrel slop.

 

[Statix_Shark]

I don't understand why he can't just buy bread, meat, cheese, mayonnaise, etc and construct his own sandwiches if he's just gonna order from the grocery store anyways. If he learned to portion shit instead of using all the lunch meat for a food hack he could easily get by on it for a week.

It wouldn't be as goth, dood. Everyone knows gothic bad boys don't do groceries and absolutely do not portion their food.

I really only go to Saturated for Josh Block updates and the videos he occasionally does on non-mainstream cows.

To each their own, I know people tend to flock to one or two sloptubers for their daily dose of milk; guilty of it myself, I just can't stand him.

 

[somevan712]

You've been here for less than a month, you have 0 edits, 0 photoshops, calm down. But also, kill your self, You Yube tourist.

You are being very autistic. Even more than Cobra, to be honest.

I don't understand why he can't just buy bread, meat, cheese, mayonnaise, etc and construct his own sandwiches if he's just gonna order from the grocery store anyways. If he learned to portion shit instead of using all the lunch meat for a food hack he could easily get by on it for a week.

My best guesses are laziness, the taste, a lack of planning, or a lack of understanding of cost-effectiveness. He'll spend an hour crafting a food hack and waste $30 of ingredients, and then throw the rest away. save it for later. He has also never consistently portioned food, from what I've seen. Why waste time, money, and brainpower when he could waste only a few dollars and get a decent-tasting (and semi-healthy) sandwich out of it? Keep in mind that if he puts that sandwich together, it won't be a regular sandwich. He'll probably food hack it.

He could buy the groceries, make a few sandwiches in 30 minutes, and store them in sealed containers for later. But nah.

Saturated is one of the better cowtubers imo

There's a thread for 'KiwiTubers' or lolcow sloptubers like Smokey, KiwiTapes, etc. for anyone who hasn't seen it or wants to check it out. I used to watch a few of them, which is how I learned about Cobra in the first place, but their content eventually felt stale, boring, or recycled. Also, some of them become directly involved with lolcows, which makes it less interesting imo.

And the ones that clickbait tragic situations like Tophiachu's brother and mother getting murdered or Cobra mourning Ozzy are in bad taste to me, at least.

I'll occasionally watch Turkey Twink

I used to watch Turkey Tom, but his content was falling off, and then he went weird, and lolcowed himself.