Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Acoustic Virgin]

confetti loaded Pringles Douche

I am simultaneously delighted by that string of words and ashamed that I completely understand the reference.

 

[Detective Carey]

I really hope he isn't drinking that everclear straight. Back when I was young and more retarded, I did three double shots of straight everclear in a row on a dare and that shit burned in a "holy shit do I need to go to the fucking hospital" sort of way.

 

[Anonymous Pool Services]

Who actually drinks Everclear? I had it once in my life when I was teen, and it was mixed with Mt. Dew Livewire, and it was the most vile thing ever. Even the 150 proof version is God awful, like no one can actually enjoy drinking that swill. It must be his emergency stash for when he has absolutely no other booze.

I had some on hand and drank it by mixing it with Coke Zero. You only have to pour a tiny amount to make a standard drink and you don't really taste it at all since it's so diluted.

 

[KKWatDo]

Clint has just about filled an entire bingo sheet of occupations held by horny old men. As a gymnast instructor, photographer, college professor, and intimacy choreographer, he's made it a point to ensure his work involves young women. The ultra tight clothes make his intentions even more obvious, beneath the veneer of his clown jobs he's perpetually chasing that whiff of sexual tension.

This is so well put.

There's always a massive undercurrent of sleaze to Clint. Everything he does somehow ends up with him being around young barely-of-age women who are often barely (or not at all) dressed.

Clint openly adding (just) the girls whose yearbook photos he takes to Facebook is creepy. Hornily suggesting publicly on Facebook that you take photos of the college girl your retard son stalked is absurd.

This isn't the first time he's bought the sandwich platters from Albertson's. IIRC he was face-first into the sandwich/party platters from Albertson's during the 'rona. I can't remember if he was really into them beforehand, but I would believe it.
There's a picture out there, but I can't find it now of Cobes hanging out in front of a store with a bag filled with the pre-made sandwiches. He also had a hissy fit of one sandwich not having lettuce.

I believe this is it?

 

[Epikusername4]

This is so well put.

There's always a massive undercurrent of sleaze to Clint. Everything he does somehow ends up with him being around young barely-of-age women who are often barely (or not at all) dressed.

Clint openly adding (just) the girls whose yearbook photos he takes to Facebook is creepy. Hornily suggesting publicly on Facebook that you take photos of the college girl your retard son stalked is absurd.

making me wonder if a clint divorce arc is in the future, unlikely and i wouldn't wish that upon the boy but it probably make for some funny loops

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

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I believe this is it?

Unironically this pic would be a sick album art cover

Fuck The Sickos out December 3rd that's Ozzy's birthday toobz

Tracklist
1. Fuck Sickos
2. Long Live Ozzy
3. Food Hackin'
4. Of Age Goth Chicks
5. Jessica
6. Missin' U Puffers
7. Eat My Aspergers Trole
8. Drownin' in Drink Combos
9. Casper, Wyoming
10. Wendy's Baconator
11. (Bud) Light My Fire
12. Sasha

 

[HiveDull]

I believe this is it?

Thanks, Cobro. That's it. Those were better times. M'lord would go out and get sticks for his juans. Mayhaps even ride bike, weather permitting.

 

[semitooth]

pinwheel review

 

[lebean]

pinwheel review

Ah yes, a delectable tore-till-ah sandwich.

Honoring Ozzy with that dirty shirt, and fish lipping that handle to perfection. Most definitely, m'gord.

 

[NoosJunki]

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I believe this is it?

That Vietnam vet hobo sure does look like he smells good

 

[Eventide]

So is he taking/filling wand requests?

'Cause I really want to buy one. For actual magic purposes (don't ask why I need to harness energy of the 'farms).

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So is he taking/filling wand requests?

'Cause I really want to buy one. For actual magic purposes (don't ask why I need to harness energy of the 'farms).

those days are long gone. the only time he sells wands is when hes like negative 400 in the bank and theres always some sperg willing to drop that much.

 

[somevan712]

pinwheel review

I always wonder how much pain he is in when he's eating like this. Even eating with a toothache or something hurts like a bitch, but missing half his teeth down to the nerves has to hurt so much. At least they were soft sandwiches, so he didn't have to bite or chew hard.

 

[Pat Smear]

making me wonder if a clint divorce arc is in the future, unlikely and i wouldn't wish that upon the boy but it probably make for some funny loops

Clint is 100% a sex pest (most Male Feminist are) i think someone mentioned it but back in the day he had a disturbing amount of high school girls (no boys) on his friends list.

When Josh asked Clint to put him through college Clint said "I'm not gonna pay for you to get drunk and fuck college sluts" while working at a college mind you.

All his weird liberal arts that he is apart of are most if not all sexual in nature, i think he's as bad as his son if not worse.

If you have a decent father in your life make sure you tell him you appreciate him for not trying anything with your ex-crushes.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Next dank food hack?

 

[Tsumungo]

those days are long gone. the only time he sells wands is when hes like negative 400 in the bank and theres always some sperg willing to drop that much.

I miss the days when the boy had ambition and was creative, toobz.

 

[Merlin Manson]

When Josh asked Clint to put him through college Clint said "I'm not gonna pay for you to get drunk and fuck college sluts" while working at a college mind you.

Better not threaten your dad’s body count, BOY!

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Maybe Clint and Tannis are swingers

 

[NoosJunki]

Clint being a "male feminist" sex pest kinda retcons the "knocked up a tarded lady" thing to pretty much become cosmic karma. Cobes is the universe's "gift" to Clint for his hubris

 

[Law]

If you have a decent father in your life make sure you tell him you appreciate him for not trying anything with your ex-crushes.

"Thanks for not being a sex pest, Dad. That's what's up!"