Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

I don't think there are receipts of him tipping tokens

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

JESSICA BOYLE IS THE WORST

 

[DatBepisTho]

I swear his long lost relative is Diogenes. That man lived in an over turned jar and was known to jerk off in public.

Bogrates. Everyone turned on him when his wisdom got too belligerent (and, like Warlord, when the booze ran out.)

 

[lebean]

The number of Bogologists in this thread truly is amazing.

Thank you Professor Bonified Retard . Haha, yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhsssth.

Fuck artificial intelligence for Cobes, there are professionals here that can produce the exact video for something obscure like Chaturbate tokens, pocket pussies, each time he nutted on the floor, or when "he was born last night, but wasn't born yesterday."

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

If Cobes had been born in ancient Greece, what would he be known as? What style of philosophy would he impart on the world.

Diogenes of Sinope for sure. It's nice to meet you Ozzy but if you could move so I can get to my drink combo that would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

For those that get the reference, i just realize i made and never posted:
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That goth's hair is thinner than Walt Flannigan's Dog. That is Not What's Up, My Dude.

 

[cobra fucker]

Giving away money he begged for because he feels bad for jacking off for free. What a gentleman.

 

[pooterino]

He sure is a confident BOY

"So I'm very grateful for my physical attractive attributes... and then all the other thing else that makes everything else that makes me... who I am... like it makes me attractive to the ladies. BURRRRRP"

Fuckin' hell. Save some puss for the rest of us, Cobes.

 

[Mörkö]

Diogenes of Sinope for sure. It's nice to meet you Ozzy but if you could move so I can get to my drink combo that would be greatly appreciated.

I could also picture him as a Stoic philosopher. "It is what it is, doodt." -Bogus Aurelius

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

"It is what it is" - Roman Stoics

But unironically

 

[Your Landlord]

"The females can learn about wisdom too doodt, don't be a sexist misogynistic douchebag, y'know what I'm sayin', forumz? I'll drink my wine combo to that."
*shanked immediately by οικιακός φίλος Σκότι (homeboy scottyates) for going against the grain (it wasn't cute)*

Such is the story Cobrates, pioneer of gendurr relayshuns.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Diogenes of Sinope for sure. It's nice to meet you Ozzy but if you could move so I can get to my drink combo that would be greatly appreciated.

He even lived in his own drink combo jar. that's most definitely what's up. "Behold, a man!" *Holds up Shon to Plato*

 

[Candover]

Bogenes. Bogistotle. Bogcrates.

"But I'll tell you this: if I were not Alexander, I would be Bogenes!"

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

Early Cobes is Bogicurus: eating succulent meals surrounded by friends and discussing philosophy such as the nature of dairy.

Then one day he flew too close to the sun, and KFC took the double down away.

 

[Switch Mongo]

If I drank like cobes for 1 day I would have a 3 day hangover after.

His liver is probably so inflamed it’s ready to explode. Imagine eating like cobes for a day too. Fuck

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

His liver is probably so inflamed it’s ready to explode. Imagine eating like cobes for a day too. Fuck

These two guys are whiskey snobs who tried to drink like Churchill for a day. It didn’t got well for them. Siri even acts cute at 5:20.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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“You consc- YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS doesn’t guarantee existence. Your existence doesn’t guarantee on your conscious. That’s what I have to say. Let that sink in for a second. “ - Boglimedes the Spiced

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

These two guys are whiskey snobs who tried to drink like Churchill for a day. It didn’t got well for them.

That video is 3 years old and they are lightweight piss ants. They barely drink it all. The only thing I can give them credit for is that they were on the grift train before most.

They were normal in the statistical sense on intake before they embarked on their challenge. It's easy to spot because after only a few drinks they were severely impaired, a regular every day drinker, above 3 units of intake wouldn't touch the sides that early on. Send help, for sure, for their useless careers.

EDIT: If you are gonna do a tribute, do a Hunter S. Thompson breakfast and do it properly, for fucks sake.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cousin Matt did an AMA on the new subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mostdefnotwhatsup/comments/1mcxsgd/hey_im_cousin_matt_i_was_asked_to_do_an_ama_here/?share_id=ZvBGiPWe54fm8skZNZeH6&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Some are saying that this is going to causing him to kill himself or some other drama, but I absolutely disagree.
Cobes is selfish to the end. He will cry on camera, maybe, and use it as an excuse to drink. But ultimately he will never put anything before his own immediate pleasure. He will not change his ways, he will not go to an extreme (beyond drinking). He will hop on by next week with another food hack, muttering to himself about Ozzy RIP just like he does Aaron and Walt.

Just pointing out that I was completely correct, not that it would take Nostradamus to foresee this future.