Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"My idol, Ozzy Osbourne, passed away a couple days." It's been 2 weeks. He's been drowning his grief in the cheap rotgut booze hard, man. I'm worried for him, but I know he has no desire to change. These faggots will keep DoorDashing him handles of cheapass vodka, and he's going to continue drinking them.
 
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Epikusername4 said:
if josh wanted to make serious money of youtube he easily could.
- streaming far more often
- streaming more than just gender relayshun rants like making food hacks, gaming, ride bike etc etc
- teaming up with darf to make more and better quality wands
- collaborating with more youtubers
- stop watching terrence pop

anyway that were some ideas i had for him to make more money
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We've looped over this before. but I genuinely think that he's not physically and mentally capable of doing any of these things now. He was always lazy, but in his 20s he could still muster the energy to do things he wanted to do, but which also required some effort on his part. Nowadays his health has deteriorated to such a degree that he's running on empty 24/7. Streaming takes effort. Going out takes effort. Collaborating takes effort. Having homeboys over takes effort.
He's doing the bare minimum because the bare minimum is all he can do.
 
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Cobra needs to get dental implants so that he can get some dank cobra grills.
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Am I the only person here worried about Cobes if he ever decides to finally address his severe dental issues? The extensive dental work he'd require would definitely come with a standard painkiller script, & well, I wouldn't trust Cobes with roxicodone. He's already a duster sniffing late stage alcoholic, I'd rather not him go down a pillhead arc.
 
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I had a couple molars removed from damage from my wisdom teeth, and all 4 wisdom teeth removed, and the doctor didn't give me anything but ibuprofen, and I didn't even need that. Dental stuff hurts UNTIL it's treated, and after that it's a nothigburger. I know American physicians love over prescribing opiates, but I think our boy will be ok.
 
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Eventide said:
Am I the only person here worried about Cobes if he ever decides to finally address his severe dental issues? The extensive dental work he'd require would definitely come with a standard painkiller script, & well, I wouldn't trust Cobes with roxicodone. He's already a duster sniffing late stage alcoholic, I'd rather not him go down a pillhead arc.
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benzos shits might help with the bacon grease shits, tho
yin and yang
 
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Eventide said:
Am I the only person here worried about Cobes if he ever decides to finally address his severe dental issues? The extensive dental work he'd require would definitely come with a standard painkiller script, & well, I wouldn't trust Cobes with roxicodone. He's already a duster sniffing late stage alcoholic, I'd rather not him go down a pillhead arc.
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Given the possible fucking ruined state of his liver, opiates would more than likely push it into full blown failure. That is a sad thought I hadn’t had.

Edit: Dumb dumb use word wrong.
Also, I wish he’d bathe regularly so we could get a better read on the condition of his skin, making a surface level read on liver function easier on the medical kiwis out there. What are the odds of some jaundice or scurvy being at play, along with the deetus?
 
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Eventide said:
Am I the only person here worried about Cobes if he ever decides to finally address his severe dental issues? The extensive dental work he'd require would definitely come with a standard painkiller script, & well, I wouldn't trust Cobes with roxicodone. He's already a duster sniffing late stage alcoholic, I'd rather not him go down a pillhead arc.
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theres a good chance clint handles his pain pills and josh would just drink more to numb the tooth pain.

also likely clint would think "josh is a big boy he can handle taking his own pills" and cobes becomes a pill popper
 
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