Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

there's definitely an alternate timeline where a less retarded Cobes teams up with Darf to make officially licensed Gothic King Cobra gas station knives and it would sell like hot cakes.

It’s not a gas station knife if it’s made in the USA. Cobra and Darf could design the tackiest, ugliest black and green knife covered in cobras and skulls, then send the plans to a factory in China to get that signature Chinesium and build quality though. Then they could buy the finished product for cheap and sell the officially licensed CobraBlades at gas stations all over Wyoming for $34 a piece.

 

[AnOminous]

When is the last time he actually used the lathe?

He should stay the fuck away from a lathe. He'll chop his fingers off at this point in his decline. It's actually pretty amazing he's never had an injury from it (or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).

 

[Epikusername4]

(or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).

"fuck my life youtube i need salt"

 

[Merlin Manson]

Nowadays his health has deteriorated to such a degree that he's running on empty

…FOOoooooOOOD REVIEW!

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Nvm, troon

This just dropped from Rose Mulet.

PreserveTube

Digressing since the thread is slowing down BUUUUUUUT. Checking out the sicko Brad Taste In Music's thread I noticed this tranny sicko. Cobra really rules my sad pathetic troll life kiwis.

I beat my wife and must responce yootoob.

 

[PetiteFeet]

He should stay the fuck away from a lathe. He'll chop his fingers off at this point in his decline. It's actually pretty amazing he's never had an injury from it (or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).

Our dark lord has earned the favour of the skygod and he cannot be stopped by a mere lathe. TWU

 

[ASeabear8952]

I beat my wife and must responce yootoob.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

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As a woman, I need to buy this and wear it in public! woman abuse suxxxx

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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Absolutely top tier cobra shirt doodt.

As a woman, I need to buy this and wear it in public! woman abuse suxxxx

As a man I need to wear this anti rape shirt so everyone in public will know for sure that I'm not a rapist.

Also fucking hell how has this one gone under the radar for so long toobz? I hate being a perfectionist.

 

[AnOminous]

As a man I need to wear this anti rape shirt so everyone in public will know for sure that I'm not a rapist.

I assume anyone who needs to wear a shirt saying "I'm not a rapist" probably actually is a rapist.