Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Reverend Chopper]

Oh yeah totally saw this and forgot to post it here. So someone on reddit gifted him this spandex pair of green underwear that has a space for your junk. He of course has to show it off for his viewers and is visibly very excited to do so. Keep in mind he did this on facebook where his dad probably saw this along with whoever else in his family is friended with him on there.

All links are very NSFW. You can't see his actual dick but you might as well be able to:

Spoiler

The video on vimeo because youtube took it down:

He takes off his pants around the 11 min mark and starts walking around with a raging hard-on. The rest of the video is him "subtly" showing off his new panties.

The original reddit post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobraj..._live_nov_28th_2018_evening_in_two_parts_the/

Guy who bought them for him:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ki

I saw that but decided not to post it. Funny how he thinks he has female fans (not trolls posing a women)

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I was expecting it looking like something in the ballpark of Chris's horrifically bent dick. I'm surprised it looks...normal(ish).

 

[Eyebleach]

The pic of of them covered in pen reminds me of the scene from Liar Liar where he tries to say the pen is red, but no it's blue!

 

[Reverend Chopper]

1 year of autism. This cow puts out a lot of content, really didn't realize how much he flipped out until you gather it all in one place.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Nearly two hours of concentrated autism? I'm gonna need to set aside some time to watch this in full.

 

[NewTab]

Cobra responded to a video by Hampow93 about the GothicDee feud, and this fella seems equally as socially inept and therefore entertaining as Cobra

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Cobra responded to a video by Hampow93 about the GothicDee feud, and this fella seems equally as socially inept and therefore entertaining as Cobra

Hampow is a couple of hillbilly kids who were molested when they were younger, pretty fucked up siutation.

1:19:30 ish is when they talk about it.

 

[Moon Man]

holy shit

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

R.I.P. Homeboy Alex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag30bmTj7ZA

 

[Reverend Chopper]

Here's a cooking video where our self proclaimed sexy goth bad boy makes a apple pie. Except it's loaded with about 3 pounds of candy, peanut butter, and marshmallows. With bacon and hamburger added with the apple added almost as a afterthought. This kid chimps out over the most minor of things. Watch how angry a cracked crust makes him.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Here's a cooking video where our self proclaimed sexy goth bad boy makes a apple pie. Except it's loaded with about 3 pounds of candy, peanut butter, and marshmallows. With bacon and hamburger added with the apple added almost as a afterthought. This kid chimps out over the most minor of things. Watch how angry a cracked crust makes him.

He fucked up a "pizza pie" (some kind of deep-dish attempt) and got roughly as angry as well. Josh rules.

 

[NewTab]

Josh has shaved his entire head bald after what he describes was a mishap while 'trimming his devil lock'. I can only assume he fucked it up and in a blinding sperg rage did irreparable damage, forcing him to shave it all off. What do we call this, the stage IV saga?

I think this is it folks, the beginning of the end.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Oh man the bit he had left over was "gonna come back any day now" for years. This is gonna be great.

 

[Chaos Is Me]

Wonder how his lizard brain is going to rationalize all the positivity he’s getting in his comments.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I mean, he still ain't as sexy as he thinks he is, but going bald is definitely an improvement over his previous look.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

He looks like Davis Aurini fucked a Grey Alien, and then sent that baby off to breed with 2 the Ranting Gryphon.

That said, I think it's a marginal improvement over clinging to that onion soaked thinning disaster he had over the past few months.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Now he doesn't have the rat hair he can reach his full WW2 movie creepy SS colonel potential.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Quick look at homeboy scottie and his life. Peep that smokin ciggies with the baby in the room.
This vid is from the one and only Cooltaste the best casper has to offer no sarcasm. Seems like a good kid.

Update:

Jack daniels slime mouth and so much more in a short amount of time.

Drunk off of blue razz steel reserve.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Jack daniels slime mouth and so much more in a short amount of time.

Drunk off of blue razz steel reserve.

Homeboy needs to just keep his head shaved, he's growing that Mr Burns hair and it's never going to come back like normal.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Cobes got swatted.

Hoax phone call prompted armed police response to Casper apartment, man says

Video posted on YouTube shows police storming into a Casper man's apartment. The man said he is the victim of a hoax phone call made by someone trying to harass

trib.com

This is not TWU.

He is OK. Little shaken up and he has conjured a thunderstorm.

Some reactions to his swatting.