In the stream where he eats the pickled ghost peppers (a day or two ago?) they're so hot he started spitting on the floor, multiple times. Probably like 20 times. Some people in the stream were like, "Does your landlord know you spit on the floor?" I'd be fuming to see that as a landlord. Not to mention he previously spilled surstroming juice all over the carpet too.
In the stream where he eats the pickled ghost peppers (a day or two ago?) they're so hot he started spitting on the floor, multiple times. Probably like 20 times. Some people in the stream were like, "Does your landlord know you spit on the floor?" I'd be fuming to see that as a landlord. Not to mention he previously spilled surstroming juice all over the carpet too.
He's vomited on it several times on stream too, so who knows how many times over the years. And his cleaning method is probably just rubbing it in with paper towels then vacuuming it in a month.
Its odd that it took this long. Judging by the recent videos its the worst its ever been, but idk what he's done in the last year that he hasn't done before.
In the stream where he eats the pickled ghost peppers (a day or two ago?) they're so hot he started spitting on the floor, multiple times. Probably like 20 times. Some people in the stream were like, "Does your landlord know you spit on the floor?" I'd be fuming to see that as a landlord. Not to mention he previously spilled surstroming juice all over the carpet too.
He's vomited on it several times on stream too, so who knows how many times over the years. And his cleaning method is probably just rubbing it in with paper towels then vacuuming it in a month.
There have been several instances on stream where he'll full on hurl onto the floor in front of him and just let it sit there for the remainder of the hour+ stream. If he even cleans it at all. The comparison photo of the floor from whenever this was to now suggests he never did. Obviously the lighting and quality of the camera will make a difference, but it's still a pretty good "Before" snapshot.
During the “got evicted” livestream the guy says he’s gonna put plastic down so the spray paint doesn’t make a mess, has NO CLUE why he can’t spray paint inside nor why he’s getting kicked out. I’ve watched cobra sit in that chair for 6 years, tmdnwu
So is he responsible for the $6000 in damage? Obviously he won’t get his security back.
Also how can he get approved for another apartment without a proper job and show of income? I’ve never rented before so I don’t know how that works but I’d assume it is similar to how getting approved for a mortgage works.
So is he responsible for the $6000 in damage? Obviously he won’t get his security back.
Also how can he get approved for another apartment without a proper job and show of income? I’ve never rented before so I don’t know how that works but I’d assume it is similar to how getting approved for a mortgage works.
usually, landlords dont like to give places to people unless they have a stable job. he needs good references and, when they look at him getting evicted, they will most likely turn him down. his only hope is to rent a place that is almost falling apart since landlords of these places don't really give two shits who they rent to.
usually, landlords dont like to give places to people unless they have a stable job. he needs good references and, when they look at him getting evicted, they will most likely turn him down. his only hope is to rent a place that is almost falling apart since landlords of these places don't really give two shits who they rent to.
Lol he said on his latest stream that him and Clint are going to clean, paint, and rip up the carpet to cut down on the damages bill. Now he actually has to do some real work.
This year has had the Ellen rejection saga followed up by the Chazz successful voice actor saga straight into the current eviction saga. His ego must be as small as it's ever been. I also think the Ellen and Chazz disappointments led him to the state we've seen him in recently. His confidence has taken so many beatings that he put up more of a front than usual. But it's pretty easy to see him lashing out at his trolls or DTTSs as him trying to patch his self-esteem. And as a whole he isn't much different than the past, but just being much less likable in the process.
For all his faults and retarded actions, I actually like Josh and generally want good things for him. He is the only lolcow that if I saw in public, I'd actually talk to him for a bit. So I have my fingers crossed for what comes next. Clint won't let him be homeless, at least not yet, so he's going to be "fine" for now. But how this plays out in the coming months will be interesting to say the least.
Lol he said on his latest stream that him and Clint are going to clean, paint, and rip up the carpet to cut down on the damages bill. Now he actually has to do some real work.
Lol he said on his latest stream that him and Clint are going to clean, paint, and rip up the carpet to cut down on the damages bill. Now he actually has to do some real work.
This is what he was filming when he did his Chillin stream and filmed the chair while he was talking in the kitchen for an hour:
Start:
Making texas toast
The sound is shit
8:49:
Cutting the cheese
11:56:
Cooking burger
16:40:
Cooking bacon
20:31:
Bacon rub on bacon
26:00:
Burger assembly
Microwaving to melt to cheese
31:10:
Bacon jam
Burger grease disintegrated the paper plate
34:41:
Peanut butter
39:17:
Reeses Minis
Back to his couch and the other stream he was filming in the other room while cooking.
Stream where Kobes finds out he’s getting evicted:
Start:
Opening up some fanmail.
Got a webcam
Opening another fanmail
Got some sick goth bracelets and a mask
8:00:
Opening another fanmail
Got giant waterbug (?) and some wrist feathers and reads out the letter.
Got dehydrated grasshoppers and green hairspray, clam juice, pork brains and dehydrated mixed bugs. Bottle opener featuring a females ass, some seasoning and a fart machine.
15:59:
Tries to put on the hat but it doesn’t fit.
17:39:
Reads the instructions for his fart machine.
Reads his note
Figures out the wrist feathers are actually for shoulders.
20:07:
Does some magic
23:20:
Tries to get the shoulder feathers on and can’t. He is too buff.
26:29:
Gets a phone call
27:26:
Gets another phone call (Clint - Eviction call)
Ranting about buying the ashtray
No way he’s paying $6K damages
32:14:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Mentions the spray painting.
35:56:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Doesn’t need counselling just needs to make smarter decisions
44:10:
Finishes call and says on stream that he got evicted.
Thinks using the blowtorch to light the hookah was a factor along with smoking indoors and spraypainting indoors.
Even autists get evicted sometimes.
49:04:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Says his landlord saw his videos.
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
52:30:
Chat asks him to do a hit the road Jack vocal cover
He doesn’t want counselling
He doesn’t have to quit drinking
54:20:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
He’s uploading the cooking video
Wants a smoke to deal with being evicted for smoking indoors
He wasn’t trying to put anyone in danger by spray painting his wands indoors he was just trying to make an honest living.
Says again his landlord watched his videos and wasn’t happy
1:02:00:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Says his grandparents gave him savings bonds and thats how he paid for the apartment
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
He’s very bummed over this.
1:07:54:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
He will never turn talk to text back on!
Goes outside for a smoke.
1:12:51:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:16:12:
Returns and fucks off again
1:17:00:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:22:20:
One of his fans stopped by to give him a couple of beers and some smokes
1:26:12:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Thanks his landlord for being patient with him. Says he got his apartment on November 1st and is getting kicked out then too.
Even autists can get evicted!
Kobe’s chillin stream from yesterday:
Start:
Going to make a bacon cheeseburger but has to charge his phone first.
Has a hangover after his cotton candy vodka mix. Drinking the cotton candy vodka to get rid of his hangover.
Incels are whiny and hate women unlike Kobes
Hopes his rant pissed off some incels.
6:50:
Incels are created because society pressures men into having sex
Desensitized to his trolls
Has his phone on airplane mode so he can film himself cooking without getting a call in the middle of the stream like before.
10:43:
Troll rant
Talking about the burger he’s going to make
20:42:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
Get’s annoyed someone called it a poverty burger.
Talking about cooking
28:47:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Talk to text is off to own the trolls.
32:40:
Turns on the oven and ‘cleans’ his frying pan.
He starts cooking off stream
Literally just talking about Texas Toast from his kitchen while the stream films his filthy chair
50:42:
Still in the kitchen cooking and talking while the stream films his filthy chair
1:25:53:
Returns to stream with his burger.
1:31:32:
Mukbang
1:42:00:
Finished his burger.
Does some cartoon voices
1:44:38:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
1:47:00:
Explains how he is going to upload his actual cooking video to YouTube.
1:52:55:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
1:59:00:
Setting up a hookah
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
2:11:00:
Smoking his hookah
Making of the burger making stream! Also, if his landlord watched this one I can’t imagine they would be okay with the blowtorch being used in the apartment.
Kobe’s video from Monday night:
I had to screen record this one because it wouldn't download.
Start:
Shows of his new Cradle of Filth t shirt he got in his care package
Fuck incels
Gender relations rant
Keeping talk to text off to own the trolls
3:35:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
5:55:
He finally got Richie Reilt’s name right
6:59:
Going through some personal things right now.
7:58:
Going to make a cotton candy drink combination
9:40:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Incel rant = Gender relations rant
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
12:47:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Eating cotton candy
Puts cotton candy into the vodka bottle
Cotton candy dissolving quite nicely toobs
16:18:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Still putting cotton candy into the vodka
20:06:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
20:17:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
22:33:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Still putting cotton candy into the vodka bottle
23:50:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
The vodka is blue now from all the cotton candy
DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
27:10:
Drinks the cotton candy vodka straight from the bottle
Shows off his Harry Potter mug
28:56:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Cotton candy Bang Energy plus Cotton candy vodka drinks combination
He’s fighting toxic masculinity by making these kinds of drinks combinations
35:59:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Trolls
Talking about people complaining about his gender relations rants
38:59:
Muted DTT’s coming in nicely toobs
39:47:
Vocal Cover Hammerfall Never ever
44:20:
The much anticipated incel rant - society forcing people to feel like shit when they don;t have a partner
Wands
48:22:
He is different from an incel because he doesn’t think it’s such a big deal that he can;t find an of age goth girlfriend and get laid. There are bigger things to worry about.
50:32:
Vocal cover Another Hammerfall song didn’t catch the name
53:10:
Incels hate women but their whole lives revolve around not being able to have sex with women.
Back to singing
55:12:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Back to singing
Shows off his Cradle of Filth tattoo
58:40:
His vocal covers are very appropriate for his video because we all die alone.
Fuck Elliott Rodger Fuck incels
1:01:20:
Enjoy being single like he does. He likes playing guitar and making wands
Vocal Cover - Hammerfall Dreams come true
1:06:00:
Kobes has had sex and get;s recognised by local hot of age chicks because he is a YouTube celebrity
1:08:29:
Starts watching a video about incels.
Gender relations rant
Halloween wands nearly finished
1:14:00:
Trolls
His video will help incels
Incels = Feminazis
Don’t date single mothers
1:16:39:
Back to watching incel video
He just parrots what she says in the video
1:21:00:
If incels love Elliott Rodger so much why don’t they just fuck his corpse.
Incels = Feminazis
Incels are made because men are disgusting and society outs unfair pressures on men to have sex
1:27:00:
Kobes advice to incels is to find an ugly chick to fuck - problem solved!
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs.
1:30:00:
It’s not fair women can hit men but men can’t hit women
1:31:01:
Back to telling incels to fuck ugly women
Incels = Feminazis
1:35:00:
He’s suddenly looking very wasted
Trying not to pass out
Mumbling about incels
1:37:01:
Muted DTTS’s coming in nicely toobs
Trying so hard not to pass out watching the rest of the video.
1:41:39:
Video he’s watching mentions Couch Cuck LOL
He doesn’t really say anything for the rest of the video, just nods along with what he’s watching because he’s too drunk to talk.
So there you have it, Kobes solved the incel problem - Fuck ugly bitches!
Maybe Clint will buy a shitty little house like this and be Cobes landlord, Cobra Den coming in nicely toobs, hes away from other people and can spray paint in the derelict basement or outside away from other people. I think him leaving this apartment is for the better, I can't imagine how many braincells he has killed from breathing in toxic paint fumes for years in close quarters. He is also supposed to be putting more wands up for sale today so keep an eye out https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/CobraCraftWands
Review from his apartment complex
2012 view of the apartment
Josh's face post eviction news
Here is an upload of the eviction conversation with subtitles for Clint
