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Him fucking up Iron Man every single time he tries to play it is right up there with choking on shots of booze as my favorite running Cobra gag.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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i think my favorite part about this video was learning he ordered Taco Bell, fell asleep in the Bug Throne, woke up in the morning to retrieve said Taco Bell after it’d been sitting outside his door for hours and ate it.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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Shit, the wait time on the doorstep probably cooled it down enough he felt the minimal amount of rotten-tooth pain as he gobbled it down.
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So it turns out that the "fangirl" who was texting Josh tit pics (discussed in "text response" video) is actually a male to female tranny and they posted the shirt concept with the "tit pics" on the subreddit. It's absolutely horrifying.
NSFL: https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobraj...shirt_collage_from_the_small_chested_fangirl/
NSFL: https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobraj...shirt_collage_from_the_small_chested_fangirl/
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Somehow I'm not surprised.
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Delivery from his previous employer.
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SnusBurns
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Josh pulled out Bad Company again for like +30 minutes.
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KillThemCrackasBabies
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While I can't imagine he has any bullets left (because that's money that could be better spent on beer amirite tewbs yeah buddy), I'd mark out if he put a bullet through the wall and had to come up with a good explanation for it that made him look not-retarded.
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Shells bro. Shells.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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He's been frowning much more lately. Every chillin' and responce has him looking like he's about to break into tears at any moment.
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Here's the last stream from Friday and first one from Saturday:
Start
Drinking Bud light platinum. The only other vegan thing he consumes other than beer is French fries and nuts. Might mix bud light platinum with budweiser to piss off both sides. Reads chat.
2:51:
Was out with Homedad Clint today. Checked his PO box but there was nothing. Gave Clint the tactical soap. Clint bought him sandpaper. He's going to look for wand wood tomorrow.
4:35:
Talks about people giving him shit for collecting wand wood and regretting it after.
5:44:
Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
6:12:
Talking about mean comments on YouTube. YouTube needs human jannies to monetorize the comments. YouTube sometimes has free movies that are good. Back to mean comments on YouTube. It sounds like he wants to comment on kids videos.
11:43:
Kobes only Regrets bullying some of the people he bullied when he was a kid. Circle of protection for Courtney.
13:39:
Sings crazy train. The world will crush your spirit but be kind to people.
15:01:
Angry orchard Peach mango cider. Doing a drink review. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
20:12:
Pick up line for Lyndsey Ivan.
21:01:
Ignoring his phone during the livestream. Sings an acdc song.
22:10:
Trolls.
24:50:
Muh autism. Autism 4 lyfe.
26:59:
Plays a Lyndsey Ivan video for 2 seconds and then talks about when he worked at Wendy's.talks about when he made the video about the rude customer.
33:02:
Back to the video. Talking about spicy food.
35:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes describes a chicken sandwich. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about kfc sandwich. Kfc should add cheetos to the chicken sandwich. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Wendy's cheeseburger hacks.
38:49:
Back to the video. Explains what a pretzel bun is. Back to the video.
42:06:
Kobes gets pissed off by limited availability fast food items like the toasted cheddar chalupa thing from taco Bell. Back to the video.
46:26:
Quasimodo joke. Back to the video. Peter Griffin impression. Back to the video.
48:05:
Kobes saw an advertisement for a food item at taco Bell. His local taco Bell didn't have it. Wow what a Great story. Back to the video. Deathwish coffee. Back to the video.
50:23:
People who like coffee flavour things but not coffee is weird. Kobes is like that with coconut. Back to the video. Kobes has no personal problems with Wendy's and eats Wendy's on occasion but will eat from other fast food restaurants if he has the option. Likes the video because he thinks Lyndsey is hit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the hottest gummy bear challenge. Back to the video.
54:08:
Burger King also does 99c chicken nuggets. Food is delicious but expensive. Back to the video.
55:32:
Biggie Smalls rip. Talks about the effect the pandemic has had on the fast food industry.
57:44:
Moar alcohol. Another Peach flavour drink. Looks for his bottle opener.
59:20:
Finds his bottle opener Stephanie got him. 1:00:21:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Cobra's café. Talks about his chicken Alfredo and beer mac and cheese. He wants to share his creations with the world. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:03:00:
Kobes tries to stay humble. Everyone struggles. Back to the video. Blue cheese is gross. Back to the video.
1:05:04:
Jerk move yo steal a friends food. Dammit Larry. Back to the video. Reading texts. People are jealous he gets donations so he can buy booze. Not e begging. Fake laughing at trolls pretending to be Homedad Clint. Nice try trolls he has Clints number saved. Phone on airplane mode. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls texts.
1:09:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't like blue cheese. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Someone asked him to do an impression of quagmire and lous Griffin but he can't so their voices. Back to the video.
1:12:07:
Good places in casper to get queso. Mexican restaurants in casper. Ponchos restaurant. 1:14:07:
Kobes would like to take fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) out to ponchos.
1:16:01:
Kobes old apartment was depressing because he was always reminded of when he git swatted. It was time fir s change. Paying rent is a struggle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains queso. Talks about his deep fried burrito. He wants to make them again. Back to the video.
1:19:14:
Queso us good on everything. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Guacamole is good on fries. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mix all food combinations !
1:20:53:
Back to the video. Wendy's buffet. Buffet restaurants. Waiting patiently at the buffet. 1:23:40:
Moar beer. Vanilla one this time. Back to the video. Wendy's buffet (hard t). Talks about his drink.
1:25:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Restaurants try gimmicks to get customers to eat there. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cobra nachos recipe.
1:27:42:
Back to the video. Talking about people sneezing on buffets. Golden corral. Chocolate sauce on steak.
1:30:56:
Back to the video. Discontinued food item rant. Burger King was better in the 90s. Plays another Lyndsey Ivan video.
1:35:02:
Talking about Lyndsey's 6 pack abs. Reads chat. Kobes is the kind of person who tries to avoid drama with his neighbours.
1:36:07:
Beer piss. Yelling drink it trolls while pissing.
1:38:19:
Bachelor slippers. Reads chat. Kobes has accepted that he's going bald. Not going to drink all his beer now because he won't have any for tomorrow. Not an alcoholic. Mixing beer with soda is okay, don't judge him for it.
1:42:48:
Trolls.
1:44:38:
Unexpected sneeze. Beer snobs rant. Scenario of wine snob women's book club. Cheryl brings shit wine. Slut shaming. Gender relations.
1:49:00:
Ranting about women from the kitchen. Talks about an argument he had with a female bartender. Gender relations Double standards. Drink combination. Bud light platinum and Budweiser. KingSoapraJFS .
1:53:00:
Dating scene. Gender relations. Drink combination for the fans. 21 and up YouTube.
1:57:23:
Kobes' PayPal is not just for alcohol. Starting to feel drunk. Sometimes Kobes uses PayPal for cigarettes and wand supplies. Talks about online platforms.
2:00:34:
Talks about a pipe he wants to get. Shows off his pipe. Talks about all the tobacco he got in care packages. Says he has 3-4 bags left. Says no one cares he smoked cbd indoors on stream. Back to talking about his pipe.
2:04:30:
Finishes his drink combination. Pipe smoking is healthier than cigarette smoking.
2:06:44:
Puts on his hat to go take a beer piss. Returns saying the goth wizard's gotta take a wiz. Says he can still walk in a straight line despite drinking so much.
2:10:20:
PayPal isn't just for beer. Wand and pipe toll so he can go out for a smoke. Says he gets compliments from of age chicks ar bars because he smokes a pipe and wears tactical soap. Talks about his drink combo.
2:13:50:
Could drink until he passes out but he's not going to because he's drinking responsibly. Not an alcoholic. Back to talking about his pipe.
2:18:58:
Talks about women complimenting him about his pipe tobacco and tactical soap smell. Not worried about his dry spell. Ignoring trolls.
2:21:06:
Shills PayPal. Kobes can't chug or competitively eat. Back to talking about pipes. Drink for Courtney.
2:24:22:
Smoke break.
2:35:20:
Returns and ends the stream.
Drinking Bud light platinum. The only other vegan thing he consumes other than beer is French fries and nuts. Might mix bud light platinum with budweiser to piss off both sides. Reads chat.
2:51:
Was out with Homedad Clint today. Checked his PO box but there was nothing. Gave Clint the tactical soap. Clint bought him sandpaper. He's going to look for wand wood tomorrow.
4:35:
Talks about people giving him shit for collecting wand wood and regretting it after.
5:44:
Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
6:12:
Talking about mean comments on YouTube. YouTube needs human jannies to monetorize the comments. YouTube sometimes has free movies that are good. Back to mean comments on YouTube. It sounds like he wants to comment on kids videos.
11:43:
Kobes only Regrets bullying some of the people he bullied when he was a kid. Circle of protection for Courtney.
13:39:
Sings crazy train. The world will crush your spirit but be kind to people.
15:01:
Angry orchard Peach mango cider. Doing a drink review. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
20:12:
Pick up line for Lyndsey Ivan.
21:01:
Ignoring his phone during the livestream. Sings an acdc song.
22:10:
Trolls.
24:50:
Muh autism. Autism 4 lyfe.
26:59:
Plays a Lyndsey Ivan video for 2 seconds and then talks about when he worked at Wendy's.talks about when he made the video about the rude customer.
33:02:
Back to the video. Talking about spicy food.
35:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes describes a chicken sandwich. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about kfc sandwich. Kfc should add cheetos to the chicken sandwich. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Wendy's cheeseburger hacks.
38:49:
Back to the video. Explains what a pretzel bun is. Back to the video.
42:06:
Kobes gets pissed off by limited availability fast food items like the toasted cheddar chalupa thing from taco Bell. Back to the video.
46:26:
Quasimodo joke. Back to the video. Peter Griffin impression. Back to the video.
48:05:
Kobes saw an advertisement for a food item at taco Bell. His local taco Bell didn't have it. Wow what a Great story. Back to the video. Deathwish coffee. Back to the video.
50:23:
People who like coffee flavour things but not coffee is weird. Kobes is like that with coconut. Back to the video. Kobes has no personal problems with Wendy's and eats Wendy's on occasion but will eat from other fast food restaurants if he has the option. Likes the video because he thinks Lyndsey is hit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the hottest gummy bear challenge. Back to the video.
54:08:
Burger King also does 99c chicken nuggets. Food is delicious but expensive. Back to the video.
55:32:
Biggie Smalls rip. Talks about the effect the pandemic has had on the fast food industry.
57:44:
Moar alcohol. Another Peach flavour drink. Looks for his bottle opener.
59:20:
Finds his bottle opener Stephanie got him. 1:00:21:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Cobra's café. Talks about his chicken Alfredo and beer mac and cheese. He wants to share his creations with the world. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:03:00:
Kobes tries to stay humble. Everyone struggles. Back to the video. Blue cheese is gross. Back to the video.
1:05:04:
Jerk move yo steal a friends food. Dammit Larry. Back to the video. Reading texts. People are jealous he gets donations so he can buy booze. Not e begging. Fake laughing at trolls pretending to be Homedad Clint. Nice try trolls he has Clints number saved. Phone on airplane mode. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls texts.
1:09:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't like blue cheese. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Someone asked him to do an impression of quagmire and lous Griffin but he can't so their voices. Back to the video.
1:12:07:
Good places in casper to get queso. Mexican restaurants in casper. Ponchos restaurant. 1:14:07:
Kobes would like to take fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) out to ponchos.
1:16:01:
Kobes old apartment was depressing because he was always reminded of when he git swatted. It was time fir s change. Paying rent is a struggle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains queso. Talks about his deep fried burrito. He wants to make them again. Back to the video.
1:19:14:
Queso us good on everything. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Guacamole is good on fries. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mix all food combinations !
1:20:53:
Back to the video. Wendy's buffet. Buffet restaurants. Waiting patiently at the buffet. 1:23:40:
Moar beer. Vanilla one this time. Back to the video. Wendy's buffet (hard t). Talks about his drink.
1:25:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Restaurants try gimmicks to get customers to eat there. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cobra nachos recipe.
1:27:42:
Back to the video. Talking about people sneezing on buffets. Golden corral. Chocolate sauce on steak.
1:30:56:
Back to the video. Discontinued food item rant. Burger King was better in the 90s. Plays another Lyndsey Ivan video.
1:35:02:
Talking about Lyndsey's 6 pack abs. Reads chat. Kobes is the kind of person who tries to avoid drama with his neighbours.
1:36:07:
Beer piss. Yelling drink it trolls while pissing.
1:38:19:
Bachelor slippers. Reads chat. Kobes has accepted that he's going bald. Not going to drink all his beer now because he won't have any for tomorrow. Not an alcoholic. Mixing beer with soda is okay, don't judge him for it.
1:42:48:
Trolls.
1:44:38:
Unexpected sneeze. Beer snobs rant. Scenario of wine snob women's book club. Cheryl brings shit wine. Slut shaming. Gender relations.
1:49:00:
Ranting about women from the kitchen. Talks about an argument he had with a female bartender. Gender relations Double standards. Drink combination. Bud light platinum and Budweiser. KingSoapraJFS .
1:53:00:
Dating scene. Gender relations. Drink combination for the fans. 21 and up YouTube.
1:57:23:
Kobes' PayPal is not just for alcohol. Starting to feel drunk. Sometimes Kobes uses PayPal for cigarettes and wand supplies. Talks about online platforms.
2:00:34:
Talks about a pipe he wants to get. Shows off his pipe. Talks about all the tobacco he got in care packages. Says he has 3-4 bags left. Says no one cares he smoked cbd indoors on stream. Back to talking about his pipe.
2:04:30:
Finishes his drink combination. Pipe smoking is healthier than cigarette smoking.
2:06:44:
Puts on his hat to go take a beer piss. Returns saying the goth wizard's gotta take a wiz. Says he can still walk in a straight line despite drinking so much.
2:10:20:
PayPal isn't just for beer. Wand and pipe toll so he can go out for a smoke. Says he gets compliments from of age chicks ar bars because he smokes a pipe and wears tactical soap. Talks about his drink combo.
2:13:50:
Could drink until he passes out but he's not going to because he's drinking responsibly. Not an alcoholic. Back to talking about his pipe.
2:18:58:
Talks about women complimenting him about his pipe tobacco and tactical soap smell. Not worried about his dry spell. Ignoring trolls.
2:21:06:
Shills PayPal. Kobes can't chug or competitively eat. Back to talking about pipes. Drink for Courtney.
2:24:22:
Smoke break.
2:35:20:
Returns and ends the stream.
Start:
Going to collect wand wood today. Drinking baja blast from last night with beer. Not an alcoholic because he didn't drink a of his beer yesterday. Reading chat.
3:00:
Says his hair is looking thicker because he's been using aussie shampoo and conditioner.
5:38:
Ordered taco Bell last night but didn't eat it. Reading chat.
7:12:
9/11 could've been an inside job. Bans someone from chat for slandering Ozzy. Reading chat.
12:04:
Won't bring back DTTS because he can make money with PayPal. Reading chat.
18:49:
Warlord is in jail. Reading chat.
20:46:
Poot. Reading chat. Kobes would shave his head for charity.
21:27:
Circle of protection for foodie beauty.
22:18:
Lists off Ozzy songs he knows. Answering questions from chat.
24:52:
Beer piss. Yelling about trolls while pissing.
26:22:
Returns. Says taco Bell gave him an extra baja blast. England joke. Reading chat.
28:39:
Avril lavigne hot of age singer. Reading chat. Britney Speares is hot too but he wouldn't drink her piss. Reading chat.
34:08:
No rule against vaping indoors. Vapes. Strip club would be torture while he's having his dry spell. Kobes is waiting patiently for his dry spell to end. He would be happy dying knowing he never raped anyone. Bruh wtf
40:09:
How does cobra achieve his look? Demonstration.
42:11:
Needs to get his bike fixed because he hasn't ride bike in so long. He can buy booze and fix his bike when he makes money. Reads chat.
45:50:
Moar beer. Checks PayPal. His bank account is in the negative again. Nothing in his PayPal. Advice for dealing with trolls. Reads chat.
49:26:
Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Talks about getting caught smoking under age. Smoking psa. Doesn't care if smoking kills him. Sometimes people who smoke live to be old.
55:45:
Kobes has the reputation of being the casper witch. He is more accepting of people's religions than people are of his. Kobes cherishes life and lives life to the fullest.
57:38:
Fell asleep after ordering Taco Bell. Ate the cold Taco Bell that was sitting outside all night. Peter Griffin impression. Wants to send Seth McFarland some Tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS.
1:04 12:
Talks about his drink. Back to tactical soap. Talks about Dr. Squatch soap ad. Male rape is no joke.
1:10:10:
Moar beer. Double standards male rape.
1:14:07:
Scooby doo. Cartoon voices. This goes on for far too long.
1:24:58:
The of age ladies love his cartoon voices. Reading chat.
1:26:39:
Looks up what optimus prime sounds like and tries to do an impression of it.
1:28:40:
Kobes' idea for an episode of family guy.
1:32:09:
Moar beer. Trolls.
1:36:30:
Feeling tipsy. Kobes likes smoking pot and drinking booze for his asperghers. Not going to smoke weed on stream until its legal. Kobes thinks all plant based drugs should be legal. Legalise drugs rant.
1:44:55:
Legalise prostitution rant. Kobes does the math.
1:52:15:
Moar alcohol. Gun control. Wand wood song. Might make a wand wood collecting video. Kobes is smart because he got cradle of filth on his ipod
2:01:25:
Talks about when Summer tattooed his Ozzy knuckles. Blames the trolls for Summer breaking up with him. She couldn't handle dating a famous youtuber. Kobes is being humble about his fame. Talks about angry grandpa. Talks about raising kids.
2:13:30:
Says his t shirt size is medium to xl. Gives parenting advice. Trans kids rant.
2:15:24:
Beer piss.
2:17:05:
Returns and gets mad at chat for saying no more trans rants.
2:19:40:
Done drink and drive but it's okay for kobes to cycle drunk because he knows his limit. Talks about if he had kids.
2:24:00:
Unexpected sneeze. Spit in his goatee. Puts on a bell tower documentary.
2:29:02:
Moar beer. Back to the Bell tower documentary.
20:30:30:
Bells are like parrots they last hundreds of years TWU. Back to the video.
2:34:16:
Talks about Bell towers he was at when he was a kid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Harry Potter joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not only Christians used bells.
How bells are made is one of the wonders of life. History of church bells. Back to the video. Kobes favourite type of Bell tower. Back to the video.
2:50:26:
Piss break.
2:51:39:
Returns. Back to the video. Talks about the notre dame cathedral fire happening after he sampled the bells on his Hells Advocate album. Thinks its because he has magic and hates chimos in the Catholic Church. Plays the song on Hells Advocate with the bells. He wrote this sing after he saw Ozzy in concert. Talks about Ozzy. Back to playing the song. Talks about his music.
3:00:10:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Taco Bell farts. Mexican restaurants. Back to the video. Talks about the liberty Bell. Back to the video. Peter Griffin impression. Back to the video.
3:11:00:
Bell towers are not fir everyone. That's your opinion. Look up how church bells are made. Back to the video.
3:13:30:
Different bells and styles of ringing. Clocktower dream house. Misses his mouth while drinking. Back to the video.
3:17:36:
Moar alcohol. Only has 1 bud light platinum left after this. King cobra entertaining the masses. Living his best life mango beer and bells TWU. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. 80% British.
3:20:26:
Poot. Chokes on his fart smell.
3:21:54:
Back to the video. More Bell sperging.
3:41:12:
Moar beer. Not an alcoholic.
3:43:00:
Getting sassy with Google.
3:48:15:
Unexpected sneeze and fart combo
3:52:59:
Smoke break.
4:07:21:
Returns and ends the stream.
Going to collect wand wood today. Drinking baja blast from last night with beer. Not an alcoholic because he didn't drink a of his beer yesterday. Reading chat.
3:00:
Says his hair is looking thicker because he's been using aussie shampoo and conditioner.
5:38:
Ordered taco Bell last night but didn't eat it. Reading chat.
7:12:
9/11 could've been an inside job. Bans someone from chat for slandering Ozzy. Reading chat.
12:04:
Won't bring back DTTS because he can make money with PayPal. Reading chat.
18:49:
Warlord is in jail. Reading chat.
20:46:
Poot. Reading chat. Kobes would shave his head for charity.
21:27:
Circle of protection for foodie beauty.
22:18:
Lists off Ozzy songs he knows. Answering questions from chat.
24:52:
Beer piss. Yelling about trolls while pissing.
26:22:
Returns. Says taco Bell gave him an extra baja blast. England joke. Reading chat.
28:39:
Avril lavigne hot of age singer. Reading chat. Britney Speares is hot too but he wouldn't drink her piss. Reading chat.
34:08:
No rule against vaping indoors. Vapes. Strip club would be torture while he's having his dry spell. Kobes is waiting patiently for his dry spell to end. He would be happy dying knowing he never raped anyone. Bruh wtf
40:09:
How does cobra achieve his look? Demonstration.
42:11:
Needs to get his bike fixed because he hasn't ride bike in so long. He can buy booze and fix his bike when he makes money. Reads chat.
45:50:
Moar beer. Checks PayPal. His bank account is in the negative again. Nothing in his PayPal. Advice for dealing with trolls. Reads chat.
49:26:
Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Talks about getting caught smoking under age. Smoking psa. Doesn't care if smoking kills him. Sometimes people who smoke live to be old.
55:45:
Kobes has the reputation of being the casper witch. He is more accepting of people's religions than people are of his. Kobes cherishes life and lives life to the fullest.
57:38:
Fell asleep after ordering Taco Bell. Ate the cold Taco Bell that was sitting outside all night. Peter Griffin impression. Wants to send Seth McFarland some Tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS.
1:04 12:
Talks about his drink. Back to tactical soap. Talks about Dr. Squatch soap ad. Male rape is no joke.
1:10:10:
Moar beer. Double standards male rape.
1:14:07:
Scooby doo. Cartoon voices. This goes on for far too long.
1:24:58:
The of age ladies love his cartoon voices. Reading chat.
1:26:39:
Looks up what optimus prime sounds like and tries to do an impression of it.
1:28:40:
Kobes' idea for an episode of family guy.
1:32:09:
Moar beer. Trolls.
1:36:30:
Feeling tipsy. Kobes likes smoking pot and drinking booze for his asperghers. Not going to smoke weed on stream until its legal. Kobes thinks all plant based drugs should be legal. Legalise drugs rant.
1:44:55:
Legalise prostitution rant. Kobes does the math.
1:52:15:
Moar alcohol. Gun control. Wand wood song. Might make a wand wood collecting video. Kobes is smart because he got cradle of filth on his ipod
2:01:25:
Talks about when Summer tattooed his Ozzy knuckles. Blames the trolls for Summer breaking up with him. She couldn't handle dating a famous youtuber. Kobes is being humble about his fame. Talks about angry grandpa. Talks about raising kids.
2:13:30:
Says his t shirt size is medium to xl. Gives parenting advice. Trans kids rant.
2:15:24:
Beer piss.
2:17:05:
Returns and gets mad at chat for saying no more trans rants.
2:19:40:
Done drink and drive but it's okay for kobes to cycle drunk because he knows his limit. Talks about if he had kids.
2:24:00:
Unexpected sneeze. Spit in his goatee. Puts on a bell tower documentary.
2:29:02:
Moar beer. Back to the Bell tower documentary.
20:30:30:
Bells are like parrots they last hundreds of years TWU. Back to the video.
2:34:16:
Talks about Bell towers he was at when he was a kid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Harry Potter joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not only Christians used bells.
How bells are made is one of the wonders of life. History of church bells. Back to the video. Kobes favourite type of Bell tower. Back to the video.
2:50:26:
Piss break.
2:51:39:
Returns. Back to the video. Talks about the notre dame cathedral fire happening after he sampled the bells on his Hells Advocate album. Thinks its because he has magic and hates chimos in the Catholic Church. Plays the song on Hells Advocate with the bells. He wrote this sing after he saw Ozzy in concert. Talks about Ozzy. Back to playing the song. Talks about his music.
3:00:10:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Taco Bell farts. Mexican restaurants. Back to the video. Talks about the liberty Bell. Back to the video. Peter Griffin impression. Back to the video.
3:11:00:
Bell towers are not fir everyone. That's your opinion. Look up how church bells are made. Back to the video.
3:13:30:
Different bells and styles of ringing. Clocktower dream house. Misses his mouth while drinking. Back to the video.
3:17:36:
Moar alcohol. Only has 1 bud light platinum left after this. King cobra entertaining the masses. Living his best life mango beer and bells TWU. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. 80% British.
3:20:26:
Poot. Chokes on his fart smell.
3:21:54:
Back to the video. More Bell sperging.
3:41:12:
Moar beer. Not an alcoholic.
3:43:00:
Getting sassy with Google.
3:48:15:
Unexpected sneeze and fart combo
3:52:59:
Smoke break.
4:07:21:
Returns and ends the stream.
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Dark Lord is live.
He promises less drinking, less Doordash, less pulling out of shotgun and less smoking of fake CBD Bud/Spice.
Something tells me Clint is unhappy with latest streams.
Edit: Cobes is definitely in the thrall of delusions.
Edit2: Clint involvement confirmed.
He promises less drinking, less Doordash, less pulling out of shotgun and less smoking of fake CBD Bud/Spice.
Something tells me Clint is unhappy with latest streams.
Edit: Cobes is definitely in the thrall of delusions.
Edit2: Clint involvement confirmed.
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Clintervention time again. He really is a mess right now. He's borrowing money from friends for booze and he needs money for his bills. Taking a break from YouTube to make wands and refuses to get a job in town because he believes that his trolls will get him fired.
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Local Spice dealer is coming to collect them debts and Cobes can't flash the shotgun on stream anymore.
Edit: Desk punching lol.
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Sounds like he got in big trouble for pointing that shotgun at the camera when he got drunk/high the other night. He has called for a day of retribution against the trolls. He won't elaborate on the "shit he had to deal with" today, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a troll called the cops about that video and he ended up getting a talking to.
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And to think what we've been seeing is his literal best, every day. Clint must be so proud. I can't imagine he would come down on Josh for being the exact same as he has always been, surely Clint knows Josh learns from his mistakes, not repeat them.
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Dark Lord has cheese in his wispy chin pubes.
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Desperate for funds to pay debts but orders a $25 one-of-a-kind custom pizza from Little Caesars.
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Truly pathetic stream. Clint is very angry.
The drunker Cobes gets, the more fake YouTube support he gets, the more he wants to defy Clint.
The drunker Cobes gets, the more fake YouTube support he gets, the more he wants to defy Clint.
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The YouTube channel "teatherd" just debuted a collection called The Boglim Chronicles. It appears they and their friends jack off to leaving comments in streams and then paraphrasing them on YouTube
What's interesting is it's non Americans who don't understand the second amendment, or poop diddlers who day shit like "I'm gonna call his apartment " or " we need a wellness check "
I'm speculating definite Clintervention and maybe a call from apartment to Clint.
What's interesting is it's non Americans who don't understand the second amendment, or poop diddlers who day shit like "I'm gonna call his apartment " or " we need a wellness check "
I'm speculating definite Clintervention and maybe a call from apartment to Clint.