Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Retard Magoo]

Listening to the Casino and Andy says that Nickoreo's Joke is terrible:

And by listening to the Casino, I've lost all my charisma and I'm back to being a loser again.

 

[BigPeanut]

I can't recall any time in the past year where Null has been on the show with them, but I at most have the Kino Casino inconsistently on as background noise, so I might have missed an episode. I feel like the last time this happened was in the fallout of Nick Rekieta's coke stream, but maybe I'm conflating that event with another.

I meant the thread being giant red text, the community happenings post made it sound like null did it today before his appearance but it’s been like this for at least like a week or so I thought

 

[dvorak]

I meant the thread being giant red text, the community happenings post made it sound like null did it today before his appearance but it’s been like this for at least like a week or so I thought

Oh, I see, I misunderstood.

I'd hazard to guess it's nearing two weeks, but my personal life is a blur, so trying to keep an accurate time reference on here is tricky.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

WHOA BUDDY!!

 

[Egress]

I can't recall any time in the past year where Null has been on the show with them,

The election stream was pure kino.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Why is it when I see this thread on mobile the text is big?

 

[Nottafed]

this faggot shit makes the entire thread unreadable and you all should be fucking banned from the thread out of principle.
Saying you idiots did this in the COMMUNITY HAPPENINGS thread makes you even more a bunch of faggots. Its about them, not you. You aren't the attraction here, they are.
it was funny for a few hours. Maybe @Null finds this hilarious, I dunno

 

[Guntkvd]

We will never surrender.
Total.
Retard.
War.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Balldo on his sack

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Balldo on his sack

My favorite of the AI songs by far. It even has Jersh in it!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

@All becomes gunt won.

The ironic thing about ABG is that he was also threadbanned for claiming that Nick Rekieta's wife was sleeping with other men during their trip to Anime Matsuri 2021, an anime convention in Texas known for hosting voice actor Vic Lasagna.

Lady Rackets is with Nick at Anime Matsuri.

False, knowing her she is getting plugged at the massage parlor.

I have confirmation that she is with Nick at Anime Matsuri.
Knock off the a-logging in the face of reality or you're threadbanned.

I am afraid of no broom janny BRING IT! I'LL SHITPOST TO THE END AS IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT. I know it stings but hey look at the bright side, maybe if you sweep it well enough Drexel will let you sniff his finger and drink his cough syrup, and maybe this way you'll forget about all the mean words the AYYYY LAWWGS are saying. Maybe Cuckets will also let you watch next time his wife is getting groped whenever she goes for "massages".

What makes this ironic is that the following year it was subsequently proved conclusively that immediately following that year's edition of Anime Matsuri from July 29 to 31 2022, the Rekietas flew from Texas to infamous swinger resort Hedonism II in Jamaica right in the middle of the interracial cuckold week that was then-ongoing:

The question is: what event is going to happen to retrospectively totally vindicate ABG's comments about Warski? Time will tell.

I'm not at all against Null's choice to associate with whomever he wills, but more him getting upset that others don't go along with his choices. By all means, come in here and make your case for why the Casino is actually the coolest thing in the Sektur right now, but don't loose your cool and attempt to exact revenge upon those who disagree.

Unlike with the Rekieta thread, where I recall he did in fact get tagged incessantly after he claimed that he didn't want to talk about Rekieta getting caught at a swinger resort during interracial cuckold week because it wasn't "funny", I don't recall him getting tagged here to try to get him to disavow KC. Nobody cared that he interacted with them, at least not until after he came in multiple times to ineffectually defend Warski (after posting a paean to PPP that explicitly stated that the relative lack of praise for Warski was intentional) and then now having fucked up the thread beyond the point of being usable for a prolonged period of time. At least the issue with Rekieta that people refused to understand was that it wasn't obvious that he was a drug-addled alcoholic swinger retard until he went full drug-addled alcoholic swinger retard in public, so being a good friend means not saying anything publicly while privately advising the guy to stop being a drug-addled alcoholic swinger retard in public in the hopes that he stops acting like a drug-addled alcoholic swinger retard and acting like he did before that made him a successful streamer. That made sense.

However, PPP's status as a snake who has snaked every associate of his (including Warski by the way until he realized all the paypigs liked Andy more) is well known: I don't think there's much doubt of how this thing is going to end. This is especially true since the Sektur is largely spent. The drop in Ralph content was more than replaced by Rekieta's meltdown, but that storyline burned too fast and bright and is basically fizzling out. I'm pretty sure if you performed sentiment analysis of PPP's comments about Null you'd see they became much more positive when the Rekieta meltdown started and KC wanted to latch onto that. But now they seem to want to go more mainstream.....How long will this bromance survive if PPP thinks ending it will help appeal to Redditors who want PirateSoftware or H3 coverage? Will it last beyond the point where PPP no longer views it as a financial boon and instead a wash or, worse, a liability?

These last two clips in the clip channel are very telling about their current dynamic:

Pirate software (https://youtu.be/MysZEU1Y4TA?si=CgrtWRepkn-ubsHK)

• Andy “researched” and prepared the clip folder
• No passion or knowledge about the subject
• Looking for new stuff to show on the fly, like the stuff about the “second puberty”, which breaks the flow
• PPP rolls over Andy and openly shows his disapproval of the segment, even though the tard promised it was going to be “oh so funny”

Televangelist grifter guy (https://youtu.be/Yd9qyXcJWBs?si=zllBzMsNN9215lrG)

• PPP clipped all the content
• He’s clearly passionate about it given his past coming from a preacher family
• They acknowledge the parallels with the show and make fun of it and of themselves in the process
• PPP leads the segment
• Tardski has minimal interruptions since it’s not video game related

You can watch both clips back to back and clearly see what works in the show and what doesn’t. Andy should never prepare a segment again and they should only cover subjects where Ashton is already knowledgeable, because we all know he’s a bum that will never learn or prepare a new topic

This is excellent analysis and goes to the heart of the problem that their show has right now, which is that the Sektur drying up has left them with very little content and worse than that, they are pulling in different directions in response.

With PPP I'll note that they also did televangelist segments in the middle period of their show before the Kick era where literally nobody was watching their show. I get that PPP is invested in it, but I don't see who exactly it's supposed to appeal to, it's certainly not something that has much of an overlap with KC's usual audience.

The PirateSoftware thing I think I posted about before, I don't get why they didn't cover it before when he first popped off all over social media when he died in World of Warcraft or whatever the fuck happened. That was already at the point where they were obviously really thirsty to cover mainstream topics and it was an obvious one they whiffed on. I think that was around the time where instead of that Andy was trying to force coverage of some social media influencers who were criticizing Stellar Blade and some other games for being too sexualized which.... Who the fuck cares? Maybe that would have done great numbers a decade ago back where Warski's conception of what's popular is frozen. I guess it's still better than watching a 3 year old YouTube documentary on some comedian though.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

this faggot shit makes the entire thread unreadable and you all should be fucking banned from the thread out of principle.
Saying you idiots did this in the COMMUNITY HAPPENINGS thread makes you even more a bunch of faggots. Its about them, not you. You aren't the attraction here, they are.
it was funny for a few hours. Maybe @Null finds this hilarious, I dunno

lol the seethe. What is your name in Tardski's pedo discord?

 

[Londo]

No one said that though, ur being loaded. He’s very mildly cool with them and appears about once a year and you’re sperging.

Nigga be pro or anti red text, I'd like you to be raped to death for using "ur".

 

[Quintus]

Null must hate that anytime he tries to make a friend of anyone of the sektur, everyone spergs out and tries to force him to disavow and rape and kill them.

Null has been friendly with the casino since at least early last year. Nobody gave a shit until he came into the thread and wrote a love letter to his favorite fat man and defended his pet retard. I like null, but his words and actions in this thread have really made me question his judgement. I don't blame anyone who accuses him of sweeping for the casino, though I personally don't think he is.

I'm pretty sure if you performed sentiment analysis of PPP's comments about Null you'd see they became much more positive when the Rekieta meltdown started and KC wanted to latch onto that.

This is accurate. Andy and Ppp started becoming much friendlier to the site in general as they began covering Rekieta. I don't have the clip handy, but not long before they started covering Rekieta there is a clip that allbecomesgunt posted of PPP just straight up calling Null a pedophile again. Like within months of them trying to warm up to him.

Since gator appears to be on everyone's mind though. I wonder why Null could easily see through Gator's fake apology and yet seems to believe PPP's is sincere? I guess he wasn't joking when he said "you can get away with a lot if you're funny."

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Seriously, what's the evidence that the Snapchat thing is fake? I took this at face value but the consensus seems somewhat circular.

Are you retarded? Do you need a 5th grade teacher to remind you why that kind of reasoning doesn't work? Seriously, what's the evidence that Balldo's Gate didn't rape a 9 year old behind a mosque in 2022?

 

[stupid frog]

I would rather watch the post show than DSP segments. It's grim out there.

 

[Londo]

WHAT A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, RED STREISAND EFFECT.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

How many times did Kurt Metzger appear on Kino Casino?

 

[GoharMaria]

So after spending 4 hours on DSP on Monday and streaming 8.5 hours, they could only muster a 5.5 hour stream on Wednesday?
Great work ethic guys, you totally arent phoning it in and actually put as much work into the show as you pretend.

 

[Thomas Hendricken]

Is Andy Warski (Andy Cardozo Pires) legally recognized by the Portuguese government as a Sephardic Jew?​

According to portugalis.co.il, a service offering help to Israelis in obtaining Portuguese (and by extention EU) citizenship, both the Portuguese government and the country's official Jewish community rely on the comprehensive Dicionario Sefaradi De Sobrenomes, or 'Dictionary of Sephardic Surnames', as an authoritative source to determine Sephardic ancestry:

With the amendment to the Portuguese Citizenship Law, the Jewish community in Portugal created a huge database of surnames based on the book 'Dictionary of Sephardic Surnames' published in 2003 by a team of Portuguese researchers (see Dicionario Sefaradi De Sobrenomes). The Portuguese government has also adopted the database, with belonging to one of these surnames being an indication that the applicant is a descendant of those expelled from Spain and Portugal.

Looking at the entry for Cardozo, we can see that it and its variations are among the most widely attested Sephardic surnames:

Actually, Cardozo is attested so often that the editors state that it is "impossible to deny" (!) that Cardozo is a Jewish and Sephardic surname:

Pires and its variations are less common, but still appear as Sephardic names:

The verdict:

ANDY WARSKI IS OFFICIALLY CONSIDERED A SEPHARDIC JEW BY THE PORTUGUESE JEWISH COMMUNITY, THE PORTUGUESE STATE, AND THE EUROPEAN UNION.​

also he livestreamed CP on 2/28/19