Kiwi Dominions 6 Community - TW:WH3 but for actual autists

[Ah ha']

Right I see it now I was just looking at the table you had made earlier in the thread

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Oh god now I have to move crap around.

First, the Flames from the Sky, as voted by the thread.


And then the battle:

Spoiler: Warm up that scrollwheel

I tryharded so hard I forgot to script Lighting resistance. He cast the lighting based army wipe.

Having more troops due to marignon's army getting exploded, I actually routed first but the stuff that doesn't give a fuck about routs kept going and killed all his fancy stuff.
Christ now I have to sort these fucking items.

Went from:

To:

Surprisingly this only barely tops my record for mage losses.

Tienchi if youre reading this. Hurry up and winds of death his doom stacks so you can actually recover your countryside lol

Even if he figure it out he and the armies on top of him are kinda far away from everything.

And Pangaea certainly can't help you now that I deployed my secret weapon:

Spoiler: I only deployed one so far but what can stop this?

Bonus Screenshot:

Spoiler: cringe.msg

Nigger is still hung up on getting owned when he attacked the thing that counters his troops, and he broke character to do it, shameful display!

 

[Ensi]

>that battle

WOW god damn definitely up there in terms of size, and with that zoom out, it doesn't seem like there are 1500ish units

 

[Ah ha']

You omitted me wiping out your gems with a bunch of birds. Im not at my computer right now but did you not cast any big air spells that last fight? I dont even think you did air shield so you wouldnt be able to do lightning resist.

Also that message was for your eyes only, how could you show the world my true feelings for you?! What about the MCR fanfics we wrote together!?! Why!?

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

I dont even think you did air shield so you wouldnt be able to do lightning resist.

Spoiler: Tryhard Intel Aquired After 1000 Hours of Browsing the Mod Inspector

Ulm has Earth mages.

 

[Ah ha']

Clearly my comments about you being a try hard has unraveled you. Maybe you need to take a break bud

 

[not william stenchever]

I was actually kinda worried about the dogs' getting control over the thrones and the surrounding lands but then he chain-stalls into going AI.

I apologize for that, I kept forgetting to play my turns in the morning before going to help produce and transport almost 3000 round bales of native grass. If I get involved in a game in the future I should ask what time the turns tick over automatically and plan more carefully.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I apologize for that, I kept forgetting to play my turns in the morning before going to help produce and transport almost 3000 round bales of native grass. If I get involved in a game in the future I should ask what time the turns tick over automatically and plan more carefully.

You can check off the blitzserver links I leave for the timer. Right now only 2 players are submitted so if you DID want to play now I can squeeze you in as our 6th since Uno dropped.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

fuk u prepz

 

[Ensi]

Just know that I will take out my monkey-nigger rage out on the next person to sign up the CWC5 game. I will go complete full chimp-mode, no-holds-bar, balls-to-the-walls, nutso-psycho on you. I will publicly shame any, and all, who have YET to put their gods in for the EA game. I will make a call-out post on my kiwifarms and MY INSTAGRAM (which has 300 followers and counting, including my mom, who is a very nice lady, thankyouverymuch)

At least do me the honors and die a pathetic and clumsy death in the fields of the pantoko-man instead of surrendering before the fight has begun. I understand that no one DARES challenge me as Tira niggers and all tremble before my girth (4 inches of pure sexual aggression). As of right now, Rus is the only person in this thread who has a respectable SACK to at least challenge the "Bong Lord"

Spoiler: smug pyrenian witch

smug anime cat-witch laughs at you for being WEAK and COWARDLY

 

[LowlyPheasent]

At this rate Uno'll be over being sick before the game starts.

 

[Mister Uno]

At this rate Uno'll be over being sick before the game starts.

Just got it over it today. I'll join the lobby here in a little while.

 

[Ah ha']

At this rate Uno'll be over being sick before the game starts.

all things in good time chum.

Ive been busy and haven't had time to build a pretender I probably wont be ready until Monday at the earliest.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

all things in good time chum.

Ive been busy and haven't had time to build a pretender I probably wont be ready until Monday at the earliest.

Yeah I figured. Things are hectic for me too, struggling to keep up with the fishtank thread. Normally I clip stuff but I'm to busy for that currently.

 

[OG Cryptid]

SHITS been FUCKED
but I think I should have a tested pretender in by the end of the weekend, super sorry about the delays

 

[Kane Lives]

Congrats to Ulm for winning CWC3 by and by.

That last fight was funny.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

SHITS been FUCKED
but I think I should have a tested pretender in by the end of the weekend, super sorry about the delays

No worries you're not the only one we are waiting on.

 

[Ensi]

for CWC3 what was the throne victory? and how many turns?

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Congrats on the throne victory @Agent of Z.O.G.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Submitted my last turn just in time to fuck off away from the computer, Been busy with other stuff so I'll post the graphs and some notes and then the highlights sometime later.

tl;dr: gobbled up a ton of free land with reliable expanders, got 2 swole to control partly though great luck with sites (three magic schools!) and then 1v3'd the three big Nations before they were able to muster something that could push me off the Thrones or I went insane from moving so much shit every turn.

Spoiler: Provinces

Expansion went better than expected, and everythign snowballed from there.

Spoiler: Forts

Pan was keeping up in forts until I started taking them.

Spoiler: Income

Not as high as it could be given my scales only offered +5% income boost. Almost started going bankrupt due to upkeep on all my crap until I cast Riches from Beneath.

Spoiler: Gems

At some point someone dispelled Earth Blood Deep Well and I didn't even notice until the turn after. Also I found a Conjuration and Enchantment site then took the Ovens (Construction) from Pan. Comparatively weak Astral income made me alchemize a lot of gems every turn.

Spoiler: Blood Income

Despite my size I got pretty lazy about blood hunting, Ulm kinda sucks at it since the reliable blood mages are only b1 and expensive while the vamps are wasting their raiding potential if they just sit and bloodhunt.

Spoiler: Research

Issiues with Ulm's mages not being that efficient were quickly fixed when I found a library and Magus Temple right next to each other and then added disease healer nuns to keep them alive through the winters. Around the time I stopped making research boosters I offered to sell them for 2 earth gems but since nobody responded I kept em.

Spoiler: Dominion

Lots of forts, lots of temples in forts. Large land size meant the candles were bouncing between the heartland instead of pushing into rivals though.

Spoiler: Army Size

Somewhat inflated by all the free wolves and ghouls, bumps at the very end represent finally losing armies against Mari and Pan. Moving these slow Zweihanders was a pain.

Spoiler: The Mary Sue

She's goffik and she summons vampires. Soloed a throne and then spent the rest of the war alternating before summoning something or blood hunting. Really simple bless whose incarnate part fell off due to getting army 'skins. Only 5 Dominion due to having to split Cap production between knights and guardians. Thanks to great luck all around I got all four of my national heroes quite early despite Misfortune. Don't think my fortune tellers ever prevented something bad from happening and at least a third of my events were diesease spread events.