Kiwi Farms as "the Enemy"

[LordCustos3]

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If you were to interrogate Josef Stalin, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and whoever greenlit season 2 of "Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo" you would hear the delusional rheteoric of people who are honestly convinced they are actually decent, moral people; and that they are the right person in the right place doing the right thing for the right reason.
They are of course both wrong and stupid.

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Comparing the lolcows we post about on the farms to real world dictators is hyperbolic at best; if they ever did say those things, it wouldn't be because they genuinely believe it.

No, the sad part is that they did believe it. Their zeal is one of the three traits that made those despots so dangerous.
The lolcows are as zealous, but they lack the other two traits that makes despots dangerous:

• Lolcows have Charisma as a Dump Stat.
• Lolcows have Willpower as another Dump Stat.

The second one is the really important one.
Lolcows tend to be lazy as fuck and don't have the testicular fortitude to carry out their stupid stupid ideas to their (il)logical conclusion.
Just remember this: Jim Jones was just an Autphag who had enough stamina to see his psychotic bullshit turned into horrifying reality.

 

[AnOminous]

Lolcows tend to be lazy as fuck and don't have the testicular fortitude to carry out their stupid stupid ideas to their (il)logical conclusion.
Just remember this: Jim Jones was just an Autphag who had enough stamina to see his psychotic bullshit turned into horrifying reality.

Good point. The ideas and ambitions of lolcows are so absurd, awful, and idiotic that their laziness, stupidity, and general incompetence are actually good things.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The truth is, Many 'cows see this place as an attack or troll site. Given how the place has moved to being more pro-troll in my abscence, they arn't entirely at fault.

However! Do you wanna know how much HARDCORE TROLLING the Cool-Guy-I-HAVE-AUTISM-y tran got for being a super epic ween and taking down Jaces livestream cuz he smoked pot?*

About three steam comments. Sure, the fact that people have my dox is troubling, but lashing out isn't going to make shit go away and would show exactly how easy this 'cow is to milk! Unless you are someone who's shown to react wildly when poked with a stick, the most you guys tend to do is go through peoples old trash.

*That was all staged by Jan. I was just a funny - and convenient - fall man.

 

[An Ghost]

We are a thought experiment that is extending past the 'ox in the market scenario' we are looking at the 'cow on the web scenario'
We are a collective of medical practitioners, lawyers, tran.spersons, business managers, just regular insane people, garbage men, privlidged assholes, people with PTSD, parents, pedophiles, all sorts of races and religions, and using our collective knowledge we each bring something to the discussion to analyze these cows the way a bunch of random shoppers could guess the weight of an ox in a market.

 

[GodWarrior]

Christian extremist all the way.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

We apparently have over a hundred Attack Helicopters here! See, we're inclusive!

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Where is the option for drug dealer?

 

[Begemot]

Autphag believes I'm (and we're) part of the Judeo-matrichal-masonic-negroid conspiracy
Mikemikev believes we're all leftist fools that refuse to see that correlation is not causation or some sperg bullshit...
Alison Rapp thinks we;re gamergate's attack troops
RAED doesn't even know we exist

They all use us as a prism of their wasted lives.

 

[Witlich]

Let's see ...

- I'm not a pedophile
- I'm not sure who's side I'm on for Gamergate
- I'm not a Christian extremist
- I'm not a SJW
- I'm not Marxist
- I'm cis, white, but I'm not a dude
- Definitely not an attack helicoptor

I must be ...

AN OTHER!

Spoiler: OH NOES!

 

[HG 400]

- I'm not sure who's side I'm on for Gamergate

You're on the wrong forum then we are Official GamerGate.

 

[Witlich]

You're on the wrong forum then we are Official GamerGate.

Eh, I consider that a small enough part of the site that it doesn't really affect me. I'm here more for Chris than I am for Gamergate.

 

[HG 400]

Eh, I consider that a small enough part of the site that it doesn't really affect me. I'm here more for Chris than I am for Gamergate.

It is the primary purpose of the site we are Official GamerGate.

 

[Witlich]

It is the primary purpose of the site we are Official GamerGate.

It wasn't a long time ago. And since when is it a bad thing to be neutral to Gamergate?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Both @Thomas Jay Wasserberg and @Autphag believe I'm a Psychopath.
Personally though, I don't mind, took it as a compliment.
Autphag also thought I was a black guy because of my username, and I LOL'd

 

[LadyoftheMoon]

I don't know if I'm a bit late replying, but these lolcows pull these insults out of nowhere. I think they're just looking for the strongest insults in an attempt to insult and hurt some of the members of this site. When in reality they make themselves look dumber with these far fetched insults. They're probably just mad that they got exposed and their egos hurt.

 

[multiverse]

You guys better be careful, this forum dedicated to gaping at dead people found out about Terryberry, and they're gonna dox us, and get Anonymous on us, and make us feel remorse and be sorry. They know we're all from New Zealand and hate fat people. They are the edgiest internet forum around but also heroes who will not allow the dead they gawk at to be besmirched.

I can't keep track of who we are anymore.

 

[LadyoftheMoon]

You guys better be careful, this forum dedicated to gaping at dead people found out about Terryberry, and they're gonna dox us, and get Anonymous on us, and make us feel remorse and be sorry. They know we're all from New Zealand and hate fat people. They are the edgiest internet forum around but also heroes who will not allow the dead they gawk at to be besmirched.

I can't keep track of who we are anymore.
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A good number of others on this site are definitely not cyberbullies. I'm sorry, but a lot of these lolcows have ugly personalities and they don't deserve praise. They need to get criticized for their ways and learn from it. That is what lolcows needs to hear. The more praise they get the less likely they are to change.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You guys better be careful, this forum dedicated to gaping at dead people found out about Terryberry, and they're gonna dox us, and get Anonymous on us, and make us feel remorse and be sorry. They know we're all from New Zealand and hate fat people. They are the edgiest internet forum around but also heroes who will not allow the dead they gawk at to be besmirched.

I can't keep track of who we are anymore.
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Lol a forum for talking about dead people. Let's do a community watch on these edgy emos.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is relevant and made me remember that I made this thread a while ago

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This is relevant and made me remember that I made this thread a while ago

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The Vordrak on the end is a nice touch.