Kiwi High: The Thread

[TM Ambrose]

Does anyone want to join the Tomgirl + Tomboy club.... I heard professor Chandler is the leader of the group.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Yo, I'm selling weed and LSD if anyone's interested. Meet me at the McDunalds parking lot down the road when school gets out.

Drug peddling in schools. Hello not 90s!

Hey, anyone want to go TP Professor Wu's house?

Who's Wu?

 

[The Knife]

Soooooo are all the mods and admins on student council?

Pfft, it's a big popularity contest.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've heard they passed a "no murring" policy this year.

I rate that optimistic.

If you're voiced by Eva Gabor, I know who my date for seinor prom will be!

 

[Queen of Tarts]

If there is a mean girls clique, I want in on that bitch.

 

[applecat]

If there is a mean girls clique, I want in on that bitch.

We call them Ween Girls here.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

You'll find me in the military history section of the library guize

 

[Waifu]

Hope I can make it to homecumming... I've got some detentions piled up.

 

[Fialovy]

I got the T-shirt cannon ready for the big game!

I already got everything for the sleepover! We can like play nintendo and mystery date and fib finder and stuff and... and HAVE PILLOW FIGHTS!

 

[Abethedemon]

I hear Mr. Connors is going to cancel the class and smoke. This probably won't bode well with Principal Chandler.

 

[Waifu]

I applied to have a club for those interested in furthering their sexual education, but it was rejected due to Professor @Judge Holden already 'having it covered, literally'. Whatever that means.

 

[Arkangel]

I signed up for computer classes because I want to learn how to run a forum about retards. I think I found my calling in life.

 

[BatNapalm]

I never go to classes, I just leave misspelled bomb threats on all the toilet stalls.

This is who I am and what I do.

 

[Overcast]

I never go to classes, I just leave misspelled bomb threats on all the toilet stalls.

This is who I am and what I do.

I was wondering whether those drawings were bombs or boobs.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I applied to have a club for those interested in furthering their sexual education, but it was rejected due to Professor @Judge Holden already 'having it covered, literally'. Whatever that means.

Axolotl Counselor says that Waifu is perfectly trustworthy to handle all of your sexual education needs and that free Pepsi shall be dispensed during club meetings.

 

[Fialovy]

*grabs the mic to the intercom*

GUYS WE HAVE DVDS OF LAST SEMESTER'S G GUNDAM: THE MUSICAL ON ICE ON SALE RIGHT NOW! Proceeds will go toward the funding of the Dave Tanny tribute and the theatre department... and ummm... submissions for our daily themes for homecoming week and for the dance are open, we'll need volunteers to help with decorating and photography and music or know someone who can help us for free so please submit before the deadline and so are suggestions for future fundraiser events! Student Life Committee head officer signing out!

 

[Overcast]

Axolotl Counselor says that Waifu is perfectly trustworthy to handle all of your sexual education needs and that free Pepsi shall be dispensed during club meetings.

You're a counselor?

That does explain why you axolotl questions.

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Sorry, I'll leave.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

You're a counselor?

That does explain why you axolotl questions.

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Sorry, I'll leave.

Axolotl Counselor frowns upon your puns.

 

[CaptainDong]

I am afraid of Waifu and her Tunnel Snakes gang.

Wait...Waifu's in the Tunnel Snakes?!

I want in on this shit.

 

[Sanic]

@Sanic Cuts class and smokes in the bathroom.