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during my very long (sometimes like 5 hours) solo test/practice runs a blob or a bunch of spiders would spawn, but it took an extremely long time. i figure sec players would probably get bored out of their minds doing paperwork and getting wasted at the bar, and instead begin engaging in a little police brutality to pass the time which is fine if it's a cat "person".

i had figured some sort of "points" system would work the best for this approach, but i'm not sure how to make deads happy enough to stick around to get turned into midround xenos (or similar). i'm guessing instead of relying on deads in any way, a living player just "finds out" with a message like "SOMETHING MOVES INSIDE YOUR CHEST -- FIND A PLACE TO HIDE..."

this also prevents "sniping" a dead player by preventing cloning or similar, or otherwise relying on the situation of the station to activate.

i really hate being an "idea guy" but i have no idea how to contribute to a project like this
I'd like a return of the old Karma system. Once per round you could either positively karma or negatively karma someone with a verb. Doesn't serve any function, it's just a funny number. I had -8 Karma at some point. Should be fairly simple to implement.

casually reading the code base in the hopeless attempt to comprehend it and someday contribute

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in spess, everyone hears your cock get crushed
I'm keeping the grand tradition of inscrutable/puzzling comments alive, and I'll be damned if KikeHub takes that away from me.
 
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Spacestation 14, more like Spacestation 41(%)

Even if someone somehow has the time to work on a SS13 clone while not being a tranny on government benefits, it still wouldn't be worth it because 90% of the people who will play it will just use it for furry yiff ERP
 
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Blaming it on trannies, while not inaccurate, doesn't really convey what's going on. If the SS14 community were replaced by a ResetEra, gaming circlejerk, or even hexbear type community it'd be an improvement. It's not hard to get a mental model of those people and their worldview is simplistic and internally consistent. The SS14 community is further away from reddit style tranny jannies and instead closer to the guys on the subway masturbating, screaming, and brandishing a knife at people. You get the wrong image when you imagine some type of smug little resetera janny banning you for being a chud when instead you have a bunch of people who openly admit to their violent fantasies of commiting mass shootings, raping dogs, raping dead bodies, having cartoon characters live in their head, etc and having Chris Chan tier meltdowns over fictional character rights. And yes, these people are often core staff.
 
admit to their violent fantasies of commiting mass shootings, raping dogs, raping dead bodies, having cartoon characters live in their head, etc and having Chris Chan tier meltdowns over fictional character rights. And yes, these people are often core staff.
They're insane, brain broken faggots for absolute sure. For whatever reason, the various layers of filtering on the internet have slowly dripped through the human version of VX nerve agent into the SS13/14 community; they don't just do tranny janny stuff, they violently flid out at random, completely unpredictable day to day. They are completely unhinged people; and it's wild to me that no one sees through them instantly.

I was telling people in the SS13 telegram group that the weirdo that everyone said was actually alright - because they could and would code for the server nearly 24/7 - was clearly insane. He would post hundreds of messages an hour, day in, day out, stay up for days on end talking to himself, posting pictures of himself in the woods; or in his filthy house, and whenever there was a VC, he was in there rambling to himself or anyone that would listen. All the fucking time. He'd post about how his neighbour was loud and then post pictures of his neighbours dog and be like "gonna kill him haha", which isn't a joke, it's a red flag. Whenever I brought this up I just got told:

"Nah, he's funny man. Relax."

I do not get how people are incapable of spotting lunatics and going 'Oh this person needs to go' or 'I need to go.' Then he got his friends in, and it was shit like "Hey, why is there now porn in the coding subchat?" and "Why am I getting PM's off of the guy that used to do art assets? He's getting spammed black dick by THOSE guys again?" and it was just treated as though I was being an asshole. Or the guy that would sit down and make new pixel art for us out of his own free time - and this guy had an actual fucking job unlike the feral spastics that stayed online all day, so his time was valuable - needed to just accept that whenever he posted art that the weirdo crew didn't like; they'd spam nigger cock in chat until it was removed. You can't be around insane people; they drive away anyone not insane, and all you're left with is the spastic retard brigade.

I literally do not have enough hours in the day to dedicate to mopping up frothing morons, because someone went 'haha retards funny' and let them have server access; nor should I. That's what killed SS13; people who had a fun little side hobby were replaced with seething mentally ill spastics that lived inside a video game, and I hate it.

This will be my last angry effort post, I swear.
 
Sounds funny, but also abusable.

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the comment was actually a facetious joke about how loud it is when somebody is in the garbage chutes getting smashed up.

CBT Station is postponed indefinitely.


btw can you lose the loli avatar or whatever its quite disturbing

they always say "shut up, anime character in pfp"
they never say "oh my god what is that foot"

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i will never emotionally recover from this :heart-empty:
 
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  • new shuttle transit effects (racist venezuelan)


I also got distracted by useless non-squirrel related things so we do not have squirrels this week I am sorry I have failed you
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they always say "shut up, anime character in pfp"
they never say "oh my god what is that foot"
yea not helping
 
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Holy shit that looks AWESOME, it's like looking at that old WinXP sleep mode screen except from above. Amazing stuff.
  • meteor mode rewritten to delete announcement spam and fling way more meteors
  • SECRET MODE, finally
Today will tell but Meteors as one of eligible Secret modes is probably going to appear way too often and thus bring back the original problem with Secret (that it often chose Extended and made sessions boring due to no antegs).
Also why isn't Blob included in Secret's mode selection? I'm aware of >blobstended but at least there IS an antagonist roundstart, even if the one that gets pwned fast fairly often.
 
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good rounds tonight

personal highlight reel:
  • getting shot in the fucking head by 5'1 300 lbs syndie ethan ralph and later watching John Nanotrasen himself not only take ethan's energy shield and immediately block a laser shot but also take his gun and kill him with it on the spot
  • a secoff slipping in the hallway and saying "somebody kill that fucking janny" before deciding to do it himself; janny tazes the shit out of him and slaps him in the face a few times with a mop. after getting off the ground, secoff finds him and fills him with bullet holes. doing his duty, he drags the janny to medbay and throws janny into cryo but decides to yank him out and pump a shotgun into his mouth instead
  • getting told by the AI to eat soy
  • observing a circle of people stomp a corpse as a sacrifice to yakub so much the admin gets annoyed about the noise and gibs it; the worshippers rejoice the sign of acceptance from yakub
 
Today was one of the best sets of rounds I think we've ever had, whole day was fun from start to finish (always is but I digress), all you retards are great. Btw imo the meteors are now perfect @geckogoy. Also thank you again for the fantastic final round @MAAAD I'm gonna treasure that one for a while

Also meteor related, no editing or anything just gonna post the escape, I'm amazed we even made it out of todays carnage lmao
 
You can't gib a corpse by beating it too much?

it may be possible.. but in this case it was specifically the admin being annoyed by the loud noise and doing it manually lmao

Nice rounds last night!
Hope once im on christmas break I´ll get to play for longer.

thanks for making drinks, maybe next time we should make a menu to copy in the library and charge people for our services..
we know our worth, dammit!!
i should probably also put foods on the counter in the bar.. it'd naturally funnel people in there where The Thirst activates.
 
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