🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[HahaYes]

Also I command one of you to post something so I do not have to quadruple post later

Niggers.

You're welcome also good updates ty

 

[The Pulverizer]

Also I command one of you to post something so I do not have to quadruple post later

Where's the rest of the icons I made for your fucking contracts?

Wtf don't throw hats at me. I made the icons on Friday.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Remind me to try this server one day. Hope it doesn't get fucked with by bad actors.

 

[Jotch]

Remind me to try this server one day. Hope it doesn't get fucked with by bad actors.

the sooner you join the better your odds are

 

[Polyboros2]

So a brief thought on the hydroponics contracts system.

First of all, I really like the contract system, especially as a less experienced player, it gives me some direction at the start of the round for roles that don't have a major station impact. The medical emergency shuttle is actually getting me interested in starting paramedic to learn medical, since I know there will be cases to work on that aren't the start of the station going to shit. Gives work to Chemist, Virology, and Geneticist that I remember were kinda boring starting out, before you know how to do the crazy stuff (I don't know of they've been implemented yet). Jani is another one that is nice cause it's low stakes, but also kinda boring until disaster strikes, something akin to medical contract, could be fun, where a nanotrasen ship docks with a contact, where a SS13ish diaster had occurred (Xenomorphs, explosion with lots of body parts and blood, or clown chaos with banana peels and pie filling everywhere) to sweep up. I think it'd be good for every non-command non-RP focus (lawyer, chaplain?) role to have a contract system. Maybe have the command make money a different way since they are for more experienced players?

Anyways back on topic, I think the number of produce required is right, I was 3/4 of the way there when a pretty early disruption happened while still supplying two chefs. I think a two basic crops and a mutated one is perfect. The only issue is the crate. Keeping track of how much you have in the bag(does it hold 50?), how much you've loaded into the crate is a bit of a bother. Can they be refrigerated/preservation crates and just run on the smartfridge code? So I can just empty my working plant bag into. You can also deduct from the payment if there is unwanted extra produce(like corn in an apple shipment, not for extra of what was requested) to punish for being careless with your bag. And I can easily look and see what the contents are and where my progress is at.

 

[HahaYes]

if you or someone else find more things without attack delays please report

Looks like walls don't have a delay, haven't found anything else yet

 

[The Pulverizer]

Looks like walls don't have a delay

Doesn't really matter since pushing walls or banging against windows has no real effect.

 

[Jotch]

Doesn't really matter since pushing walls or banging against windows has no real effect.

high-speed autistic tantrum

 

[MAAAD]

Won't be able to play today, post stories afterwards plox.

 

[UAV - Pilot #7]

This happened to me as a doctor on a different server, but I wanted to share this funny story anyway:

>Be me, le doctor
>Live patient comes in with a necrotic head rash
>A simple application of mitochloride can revive dead limbs but I didn't know that
>Wat_Do.jpg
>Notice the geneticist left behind a fresh living body with no brain in the medbay
>Remember I am le expert surgeon
>Idea.SLDPRT
>Put patient in surgery table
>Amputate his head with circular saw
>Pull out le brain
>Toss old body in disposal
>Grab new body
>Insert fresh brain into it
>Perform plastic surgery on new body to look like old body without rash
>Defibulator him
>Operation Complete Success
>Patient starts complaining
>Offer him Space Cola

TLDR: A man needed ointment for a rash, so I transplanted his brain into a new body and did plastic surgery

 

[The Pulverizer]

>Be me, le doctor
>Live patient comes in with a necrotic head rash
>A simple application of mitochloride can revive dead limbs but I didn't know that
>Wat_Do.jpg
>Notice the geneticist left behind a fresh living body with no brain in the medbay
>Remember I am le expert surgeon
>Idea.SLDPRT
>Put patient in surgery table
>Amputate his head with circular saw
>Pull out le brain
>Toss old body in disposal
>Grab new body
>Insert fresh brain into it
>Perform plastic surgery on new body to look like old body without rash
>Defibulator him
>Operation Complete Success
>Patient starts complaining
>Offer him Space Cola

What server was this?

 

[HahaYes]

high-speed autistic tantrum

Got to be some way to get the tism out of our system, if we can't beat the shit out of an LGBT AI a wall is the next best option

 

[Moths]

click speed greatly increased, due to finding weird programmed delays (some of which were huge)

But why would they do this
Why would anyone do this

Next your going to tell me there is instructions for a blood ritual performed in the code so the server starts or something

 

[UAV - Pilot #7]

What server was this?

Paradise Station. Lots of furries but a good place to practice being a doctor.

 

[HahaYes]

Next your going to tell me there is instructions for a blood ritual performed in the code so the server starts or something

Inshallah 10 seconds before it launches the code picks some random tranny to sacrifice so it can start the shift, and we have a comfy station without them shitting it up.

 

[geckogoy]

Updates

• added attack anim when pushing on walls @HahaYes (this will also effect punching wall if hulked)
• steal objective should be fixed (now recursively searches your contents)
• traitors now spawn with a syndicate loyalty implant, which will explode and kill you if you dont complete your objectives
  • you have 25-35 minutes to start making headway
  • you will gain 10-15 minutes per completed objective (random, probably hardcode based on objective)
  • if objectives are un-completed you lose that time, which may result in you exploding immediately

I also wanted to add this can technically happen (may not see it for a while)

But why would they do this
Why would anyone do this

Also, I will not be there this coming saturday (I will today though). I may tempmin Magi_Chan as a stopgap.

 

[Polyboros2]

I'll be late, but hopefully only miss one or two shifts depending on how quickly they go chaotic.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

is cheese Italian

 

[UAV - Pilot #7]

I'll be there bros

 

[geckogoy]

is cheese Italian

Sure why not

Next session in 15 mins