Let's Sperg kiwifarms.net Plays Coming Out On Top - Bros Are Hoes
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SPOILER ALERT DON'T LOOK AT THE ABOVE PICTURE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE GOOD ENDING
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That is an insane ending. You should've put it inside a spoiler tage.
SPOILER ALERT DON'T LOOK AT THE ABOVE PICTURE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE GOOD ENDING
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Alex: I can see its a bit overwhelming for you. Understandable, I felt the same way when I first came out. In any case, that's fantastic. Let's toast to the occasion! I'll always remember coming out as the most difficult and rewarding thing I've ever done. Aside from the one time I tried to bathe my cat while shirtless. Actually, now that I think about it, that wasn't rewarding at all. But I digress, congratulations to you. You must be walking on air right now.
Adam: Yeah, I feel like my life's already a hundred times better than this morning.
Narrator: Alex toasts you.
Alex: To authentic life then.
Narrator: Your eyes linger on each other. It's just for a second, but...It's enough to make your heart pound a bit faster.
Alex: By the way, I didn't catch your name.
Adam: Yeah, I feel like my life's already a hundred times better than this morning.
Narrator: Alex toasts you.
Alex: To authentic life then.
Narrator: Your eyes linger on each other. It's just for a second, but...It's enough to make your heart pound a bit faster.
Alex: By the way, I didn't catch your name.
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Since there was no tie-breaker, I rolled a die and went with Philbert.
Alex: Hmmm. I can't say I ever met a Philbert before. Of course, I'm one to talk, my middle name is Monroe. Another old school name.
Adam: Like Duncan?
Alex: Cecil?
Adam: Atherton?
Alex: Leland?
Adam: Pleasant?
Narrator: Something about the name makes you both start chuckling uncontrollably. Damn. You just met this guy, and you're already getting butterflies in your stomach.
Alex: In any case, Philbert, I can't believe I pulled the old 'Do you come here often line?' on you. I hate to cut this short, but I've got to get up early tomorrow. Maybe we can continue this chat sometime? I'd love to get your number.
Alex: Hmmm. I can't say I ever met a Philbert before. Of course, I'm one to talk, my middle name is Monroe. Another old school name.
Adam: Like Duncan?
Alex: Cecil?
Adam: Atherton?
Alex: Leland?
Adam: Pleasant?
Narrator: Something about the name makes you both start chuckling uncontrollably. Damn. You just met this guy, and you're already getting butterflies in your stomach.
Alex: In any case, Philbert, I can't believe I pulled the old 'Do you come here often line?' on you. I hate to cut this short, but I've got to get up early tomorrow. Maybe we can continue this chat sometime? I'd love to get your number.
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Alex: It was nice meeting you, Philbert. We'll talk soon. And congrats again for coming out today.
Narrator: You watch him leave. This brief encounter has left you feeling flustered and heady. And needless to say, it's a nice ego boost.
Penny: Whoa, I took forever, didn't I?
Adam: Were you writing a novel in there?
Penny: Dude, I was loving that restroom. The public bathroom apps lists it as one of the best bathrooms in the city. Five stars from over a hundred users. Italian marble counters. Brazilian hardwood floors. And free breath mints! I've never been to a place with free candy in the bathrooms!
Adam: Damn, this place is the real deal.
Penny: So did anything happen while I was gone?
Narrator: You watch him leave. This brief encounter has left you feeling flustered and heady. And needless to say, it's a nice ego boost.
Penny: Whoa, I took forever, didn't I?
Adam: Were you writing a novel in there?
Penny: Dude, I was loving that restroom. The public bathroom apps lists it as one of the best bathrooms in the city. Five stars from over a hundred users. Italian marble counters. Brazilian hardwood floors. And free breath mints! I've never been to a place with free candy in the bathrooms!
Adam: Damn, this place is the real deal.
Penny: So did anything happen while I was gone?
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Penny: Well, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Next time, I'll be your wingwoman, Adam. Guys will be lining up to get a crack at you! Anyway, just one more drink? I mean it is our last semester. Gotta get it off to a good start, right? The fact that you came out today. I think its been great so far.
Narrator: Back at the apartment, Penny retires back to her bedroom, eager to get back to coding. Man, you sure are antsy. You must stop yourself from checking your messages every five minutes. After all, Alex said he was having a busy day tomorrow. Of course he's not gonna call tonight. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy to play games. But in the meantime...Damn, you're horny. Your balls feel like they've hit DEFCON 1. You need to get off.
Later that night...
Narrator: As you wash up in the bathroom, you notice something that's rolled its way to the bottom of the sink. You pick it up. A tube of lube. It's probably Ian's.
Narrator: Back at the apartment, Penny retires back to her bedroom, eager to get back to coding. Man, you sure are antsy. You must stop yourself from checking your messages every five minutes. After all, Alex said he was having a busy day tomorrow. Of course he's not gonna call tonight. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy to play games. But in the meantime...Damn, you're horny. Your balls feel like they've hit DEFCON 1. You need to get off.
Later that night...
Narrator: As you wash up in the bathroom, you notice something that's rolled its way to the bottom of the sink. You pick it up. A tube of lube. It's probably Ian's.
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A bit NSFW here.
Narrator: You pick up the lube and return to your bedroom. You collapse on the bed and examine the tube carefully. TRIGGER EXTREME. High-end lubricant for solo and mutual pleasure. Long lasting, moisturizing, PH-balanced, safe and effective. 9 out of 10 customers agree: "It's like the good Lord returned my foreskin!" (For a tasty dressing: add to salad with a dash of vinegar. More recipes on the back.)
Dirk: (thinking) Let's give this a test drive then.
Narrator: You squeeze some lube onto your hand and start rubbing it up and down your cock.
Dirk: (thinking) Wow. Holy shit!
Narrator: A fog of lust overwhelms you. (Phone rings with a message.)
Dirk: ...
Narrator: You pick up the lube and return to your bedroom. You collapse on the bed and examine the tube carefully. TRIGGER EXTREME. High-end lubricant for solo and mutual pleasure. Long lasting, moisturizing, PH-balanced, safe and effective. 9 out of 10 customers agree: "It's like the good Lord returned my foreskin!" (For a tasty dressing: add to salad with a dash of vinegar. More recipes on the back.)
Dirk: (thinking) Let's give this a test drive then.
Narrator: You squeeze some lube onto your hand and start rubbing it up and down your cock.
Dirk: (thinking) Wow. Holy shit!
Narrator: A fog of lust overwhelms you. (Phone rings with a message.)
Dirk: ...
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Narrator: Back to work.
Adam: Ohh- (There's actually sound effects for the whacking off.)
Narrator: The lube works its velvety magic. Within seconds, you're ready to cum. You're cut short as voices erupt from Penny's room.
Penny: God, how many times have I told you to knock?
Ian: Sorry, but have you seen my lube? I must've lost the bottle yesterday when I got trashed.
Penny: Will you stop leaving that shit out in the open? I almost grabbed your sex sleeve this morning instead of the game controller!
Ian: Hey, relax. We're all adults here. Self-pleasure shouldn't be an act of shame.
Penny: This is NOT about your right to masturbate. I'm telling you to hide that shit. It's gross!
Ian: Okay, 'nuff said. WELL?
Penny: Well, what?
Ian: Well, have you seen my lube?
Penny: For God's sake, no! I hope I never do. Don't forget to knock next time! God!
Narrator: You hear footsteps approach.
Ian: Dude, you awake? I can't find my lube. Have you seen it?
Narrator: You stare at the door. You stare at the bottle of lube on the mattress. You stare at the dick in your hand.
Adam: Ohh- (There's actually sound effects for the whacking off.)
Narrator: The lube works its velvety magic. Within seconds, you're ready to cum. You're cut short as voices erupt from Penny's room.
Penny: God, how many times have I told you to knock?
Ian: Sorry, but have you seen my lube? I must've lost the bottle yesterday when I got trashed.
Penny: Will you stop leaving that shit out in the open? I almost grabbed your sex sleeve this morning instead of the game controller!
Ian: Hey, relax. We're all adults here. Self-pleasure shouldn't be an act of shame.
Penny: This is NOT about your right to masturbate. I'm telling you to hide that shit. It's gross!
Ian: Okay, 'nuff said. WELL?
Penny: Well, what?
Ian: Well, have you seen my lube?
Penny: For God's sake, no! I hope I never do. Don't forget to knock next time! God!
Narrator: You hear footsteps approach.
Ian: Dude, you awake? I can't find my lube. Have you seen it?
Narrator: You stare at the door. You stare at the bottle of lube on the mattress. You stare at the dick in your hand.
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Narrator: You shove the lube into your dresser and pretend to be half asleep.
Adam: HUH? WHA? NOPE!
Ian: Are you sure? It's got an orange lid.
Adam: NOPE!
Ian: Well that sucks. That's my go-to brand for special occasions. Where the Hell did I leave it?
Narrator: You hear footstep as Ian walks off. You resume jacking off. With grim determination, you enclose your lubed hand around your cock and pump away. You hand, stroking it faster and faster, disappears into a blur.
Adam: NGHH-Oh fuck.
Monday...
Narrator: In the morning, you and Ian walk to campus together.
Adam: How did it go with Zoe last night?
Ian: Awful, we're still together. Her move's coming up. I just know that I'm going to have to lug her giant ass armoire up a flight of stairs. How did it go at the bar?
Adam: HUH? WHA? NOPE!
Ian: Are you sure? It's got an orange lid.
Adam: NOPE!
Ian: Well that sucks. That's my go-to brand for special occasions. Where the Hell did I leave it?
Narrator: You hear footstep as Ian walks off. You resume jacking off. With grim determination, you enclose your lubed hand around your cock and pump away. You hand, stroking it faster and faster, disappears into a blur.
Adam: NGHH-Oh fuck.
Monday...
Narrator: In the morning, you and Ian walk to campus together.
Adam: How did it go with Zoe last night?
Ian: Awful, we're still together. Her move's coming up. I just know that I'm going to have to lug her giant ass armoire up a flight of stairs. How did it go at the bar?
