Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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"Guys there's a hacker targeting journalists and I know because I'm a journalist and have been targeted this puts all of us journalists at risk and because I am a good and important journalist I am warning all my journalist friends about the threat to us journalists.

... Journalist."
 
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Fougaro said:
All this self inflicted embarrassment could have been avoided had he back then just answered Tucker's question on Trump being sent to the loony bin instead of sperging out....
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AnOminous said:
I can't believe he's still chimping the fuck out over that appearance over a year ago...Bitch, you knew it was Tucker Carlson!
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That's the thing, the whole event could have been avoided by... not going on Tucker Carlson's show. He knew he was walking into an ambush and he thought he was clever enough to turn it around. He wasn't. Anyone clever enough to turn it around wouldn't go there in the first place, because it's stupid.

Going into an 'interview' with Tucker while holding opposing views is like a young woman taking a drink from Bill Cosby in his house or going into a hotel room with Harvey Weinstein... today, after their behavior is well known. Yeah, he may still be a creep, but you fucking knew it and put yourself there so maybe stop whining.

Or something about a scorpion and a frog.

except a tentacle monster comes out of the lake and fucks them both
 
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Because everyone knows that the first thing the agents of a foreign country's cyberterrorism unit do when they're confronted by a has-been journalist is admit everything in great detail.

Kurt's trying to turn his life into one of those "hero journalist" thriller novels and it's not even one of the good ones. More like if the "Left Behind" guys wrote one.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
He really does deserve seizures.
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I hope he tries to get revenge on Tucker Carlson by breaking into his studio while a show is recording, has a grand mal seizure right then and there, and bites his own tongue off, falling onto the ground and thrashing around wildly while blood sprays out of his mouth until he dies.
 
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AnOminous said:
I hope he tries to get revenge on Tucker Carlson by breaking into his studio while a show is recording, has a grand mal seizure right then and there, and bites his own tongue off, falling onto the ground and thrashing around wildly while blood sprays out of his mouth until he dies.
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Also he poops his pants.
 
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vertexwindi said:
"We were once better than this"

We were also once better than defending paedophiles
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Don't worry Kurt. We'll just need to focus on doing something to improve our country. We used to be... what's the word for it?
We used to be great. Yeah that's it. America used to be great.

So you and me Kurt, us together, let's Make America Great Again
 
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