Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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He's just making this shit up to bolster his bogus case against that idiot.

This cunt is one of the most shameless liars I've ever seen.
 
Nah, watching this sweaty clown pretend to have seizures is way funnier than him actually having one.

That implies he's actually epileptic which at this point I have come to doubt. His behavior regarding his epilepsy reminds me way too much of the trenders shouting "I AM A WOMAN!" at every opportunity, feeling they have to constantly remind everyone and assert it because they know they're not.
 
Okay, if gifs do give him a seizure, wouldn't a better idea be to have a family member have access to his account, see if it's okay, and THEN report it, without saying anything publically? I mean, if someone was trying to cause ME to have seizures, the last thing I'd want to do is make a big fucking production of it, or let the person know I was aware of it. It's like he wants them to try and attack him, so he can play the martyr.

(If he IS faking, then fuck him. Because yes, flashing gifs can cause some epileptics to have seizures, and he's only making it harder for those individuals to be taken seriously.)
 
Okay, if gifs do give him a seizure, wouldn't a better idea be to have a family member have access to his account, see if it's okay, and THEN report it, without saying anything publically? I mean, if someone was trying to cause ME to have seizures, the last thing I'd want to do is make a big fucking production of it, or let the person know I was aware of it. It's like he wants them to try and attack him, so he can play the martyr.

(If he IS faking, then fuck him. Because yes, flashing gifs can cause some epileptics to have seizures, and he's only making it harder for those individuals to be taken seriously.)
He's been doing this since his college days, he spedded out enough to get thrown out of his college and sued them and blamed his freak out on epilepsy.
 
Okay, if gifs do give him a seizure, wouldn't a better idea be to have a family member have access to his account, see if it's okay, and THEN report it, without saying anything publically? I mean, if someone was trying to cause ME to have seizures, the last thing I'd want to do is make a big fucking production of it, or let the person know I was aware of it. It's like he wants them to try and attack him, so he can play the martyr.

(If he IS faking, then fuck him. Because yes, flashing gifs can cause some epileptics to have seizures, and he's only making it harder for those individuals to be taken seriously.)
You'd think that, but I'm almost certain that his priories are fucked if he's showing his family tentacle hentai, but not having his wife help out on his Facebook.
 
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“I have chosen to cut all ties to Newsweek!!!” = “ ummm anybody? It’s Monday and the paychecks didn’t show up helloooo anybody?” So he bravely severed his ties and started badmouthing Newsweek for corruption when and only when they stopped paying him. Classic Kurt. I’m not sure there are many paying gigs left for someone as talented and edgy as ol Kurt here. Vice is collapsing even faster than Newsweek, $100 million in the hole and investors fleeing. Most others are in similar straights. Buzzfeed is closing offices. HuffPo got rid of their unpaid bloggers. Kurt’s gonna end up having to rant on Medium. Until that collapses. It will be fun.
 
“I have chosen to cut all ties to Newsweek!!!” = “ ummm anybody? It’s Monday and the paychecks didn’t show up helloooo anybody?” So he bravely severed his ties and started badmouthing Newsweek for corruption when and only when they stopped paying him. Classic Kurt. I’m not sure there are many paying gigs left for someone as talented and edgy as ol Kurt here. Vice is collapsing even faster than Newsweek, $100 million in the hole and investors fleeing. Most others are in similar straights. Buzzfeed is closing offices. HuffPo got rid of their unpaid bloggers. Kurt’s gonna end up having to rant on Medium. Until that collapses. It will be fun.
>inb4 Kurt starts writing for Breitbart
 
Man who was fired from his job at a shitty magazine months ago tries to make the shitty magazine finally getting a bullet put in its head all about him.

Well to be fair it probably is his fault, at least partly, that Newsweek got V& by the NYPD and had some of their computers taken as evidence. I mean yeah Kurt probably isn't the only pedo who worked there, but still.
 

Jesus, what an infodumb of all the things Kurt doesn't understand
-the rather significant differences between military and civilian justice systems and why those differences exist
-classification, overclassification and how things that are officially unclassified... aren't classified anymore
-FBI "agents" are not leaving over Trump, they're career LEO employees who give as little a shit about politics as possible. "Agents" are not political appointees.
- The reasons why he left which have nothing to do with his choice

I am looking forward to his next position presenting new opportunities to make fun of him.
 
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Yes, Kurt, I'm sure it's not that they invited you to speak before you went off on another one of these bizarre rants where you wish violence and death on them. Because you're totes one to talk about "blind partisanship".

Also it's always hilarious when SJWs try to use things like "triggered" and "safe space" against real people.
 
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