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Disagree. People should mock him even more, to the point of causing him hilarious seizures.
Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
Disagree. People should mock him even more, to the point of causing him hilarious seizures.
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He's an unwell person who faked a seizure to try and send a guy to jail and is almost certainly a pedophile. Fuck him.
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Don’t mock this dumb fuck who routinely says stupid things and creates massive drama when he makes spurious claims because “he’s not well”. Kurt is so damn stupid he doesn’t know how to handle the internet or being trolled and he’s kicked the hornets nest again.
As long as he’s on twitter and does incredibly stupid things it’s fair game to mock him. He can stop this by deleting twitter and not being such a retard. He should hire a PR firm and give them full control if he wants to ever have a career again.
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We know he is unwell. He is a deranged unhinged lunatic. It’s WHY we mock him. Mercy pity and compassion for the mentally deranged depends a great deal on how much harm they deliberately do others. We all assumecKurt is in a rapidly spiraling state of mental breakdown. But it’s one he has seemingly brought on himself.
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Why don't you respect this dude? Don't you think just claiming you had a seizure excuses every crime?
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Like seriously, take away his twitter and put him in treatment and actually convict him for the funding (at least) of pedophilia, do that and I will stop mocking him.
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Dammit Mandrake!
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Kurt being "extremely unwell" is likely Joe Gabriel Simonson realizing in fifteen minutes what we've been observing for years.
... I'm being pretty generous to Kurt by saying fifteen minutes.
... I'm being pretty generous to Kurt by saying fifteen minutes.
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Much like Spoony, twitter was all Kurt had at this point, and its been taken away from him too. He can tweet of course, but he's damned if he does, regardless of what he says. He can either confront all the claims and questions and open a can of worms, pretend nothing happened and get slaughtered, or have a seizure.
As someone said earlier, his wife has a job, emasculating him while he sits at home. His kids (I think) are all adults with lives, work and friends of their own and probably don't live with him.
Leaving him alone most of the day, forever unemployable, with no real friends, while being the biggest laughing stock on your one escape from reality.
As someone said earlier, his wife has a job, emasculating him while he sits at home. His kids (I think) are all adults with lives, work and friends of their own and probably don't live with him.
Leaving him alone most of the day, forever unemployable, with no real friends, while being the biggest laughing stock on your one escape from reality.
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Right. So how could we make it even worse?
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He has two things left actually, if we can all somehow find out:
A) He is not actually a bestseller. If it's been exaggerated or is an outright lie, it'd be nice to somehow find some sort of sales record anyway.
B) He is lying about his epilepsy
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Oh yes, because telling everyone that you're having a breakdown due to being trolled has always made things better.
UglyOldJafar
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Kurt, I have a final- I mean, simple solution for you:
Get a life.
Stop tweeting.
Write an article.
Even if it is about something as absurd as that russian Gadget cult.
Just do something to get away from the addictive nature of twitter and its toxic environment.
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Seriously, Kurt is a miraculous fountain of :autistic: that only needs a little push to give huge amounts of entertainment. It would be a crime to deprive our descendants of this gift by refusing to exploit him as much as we can while he's still alive and active.
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Yeah none of his kids live with him, and from the looks of things havent for a while
http://www.sameichenwaldphotography.com/home-1/ One is a photographer
http://schmitz.environment.yale.edu/adam-eichenwald.html One has a masters is ecology and works with animals or something
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOofsqrfJiFu-3A6zK5VqtA The other is at university at least and is a guaranteed better singer than his dad.
All more successful than him too at this stage, it's them I feel sorry for, being badgered by folk all day because your dad is a sped.
http://www.sameichenwaldphotography.com/home-1/ One is a photographer
http://schmitz.environment.yale.edu/adam-eichenwald.html One has a masters is ecology and works with animals or something
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOofsqrfJiFu-3A6zK5VqtA The other is at university at least and is a guaranteed better singer than his dad.
All more successful than him too at this stage, it's them I feel sorry for, being badgered by folk all day because your dad is a sped.
Spellskite
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I don't think Kurt can help himself, he's probably being wrangled by his wife but she can't be around him 24/7. He has an extreme need to portray himself to the world as a hero and his ego won't allow him to remain silent for long.
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We should encourage him to start a blog. Twitter is not big enough for him. A blog would be a way to promote his book and get his message out there, unencumbered by meddlesome editors or advertisers. I want him to have all the space he needs to talk about Russian bots, conspiracies, and tentacles.
crayolasword
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I say he needs a YouTube channel.
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So how long do you think till he returns? I think he'll be able to at least see the week out.
UglyOldJafar
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This is that guy with the glasses...