Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Lunatic Fringe]

The strain Hepatitis A? That's faecal/oral. So someone with poor hygiene gets shit on their hands, touches something that you then touch and then you put your fingers in your mouth. Other methods include drinking water that hasn't been treated correctly, eating food washed in the same water. You get the idea. It doesn't jump from person to person. It's fairly mild compared to Hep B but not something you'd want to catch. Don't drink the tap water folks. Stop lying Kurt.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hepatitis A, aka infectious hepatitis, is typically spread via contaminated food (fecal-oral route). So unless they were preparing food for each other on that plane, she (or he) is full of shit

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I learned this shit about Hep and all its strains back in the 5th fucking grade. Holy shit Kurt how can you be so fucking basic?

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

If hepatitis could spread simply through close proximity then the entire planet would be infected by now Kurt you fucking idiot.

Also of note in this picture is the 'In Spite of Trump' account in the mentions there. For those who don't know, they're a giga-autist who made a 500-page blocklist of alt-right trolls which features accounts such as McDonalds (must be a Burger King fan), Gibson Guitars and Apple to name a few (you can find the whole thing here: https://blocktogether.org/show-blocks/RSHQc1AVkzL745FTbQgswZkLJO7wJtulpcH70iIj?page=1)

Between people recently finding themselves suddenly blocked by Kurt despite never having interacted with him and all his grandstanding about the super high-tech blocklist he's making I feel the odds are pretty good he's just started using this one and is lying about it.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I learned this shit about Hep and all its strains back in the 5th fucking grade. Holy shit Kurt how can you be so fucking basic?

I suspect they've agreed that she'll believe he wasn't binge-surfing tentacle porn and that his promotion of CP was "just for research", and he'll believe she got hepatitis off a toilet seat instead of one of her boyfriends.

With that in mind, I'm gonna forecast the revelation of a cuck fetish.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh dear lord! He will never ever back down or admit he was wrong, will he? No really Hepatitis DOES NOT work this way. "Infectious Hepatitis" is spread via poor hygiene and food handling!!! (and what exactly does that say about his wife?)

That she was licking his asshole or sucking his cock. Or shot up heroin with him.

Even then, though, she wouldn't have been diagnosed the next day. So at some previous point, she was sucking cock and licking assholes for smack, and then shared needles with her trick.

The incubation period varies depending on the specific hepatitis virus. Hepatitis A virus has an incubation period of about 15 to 45 days; Hepatitis B virus from 45 to 160 days, and Hepatitis C virus from about 2 weeks to 6 months.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

I am amazed by Kurt's ability to come with the absolute most retarded excuses possible in bizarre attempts to look good in Twitter.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Even then, though, she wouldn't have been diagnosed the next day. So at some previous point, she was sucking cock and licking assholes for smack, and then shared needles with her trick.

He should change his name to Kurt Cuckenwald.

 

[millais]

It's becoming something of a pattern for him to double down on these absurd anecdotal retellings of his daily travails and travesties

 

[Coldgrip]

"Omigod"?

He writes like a 13 year old girl

Makes sense, it's his preferred age group.

 

[thismanlies]

That she was licking his asshole or sucking his cock. Or shot up heroin with him.

Even then, though, she wouldn't have been diagnosed the next day. So at some previous point, she was sucking cock and licking assholes for smack, and then shared needles with her trick.

That explains why she's with Kurt. He must have been a real step up for her.

 

[YW 525]

When's the next book, Kurt?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I am amazed by Kurt's ability to come with the absolute most exceptional excuses possible in bizarre attempts to look good in Twitter.

He missed his calling as a fiction author. A man with Kurt's type of creativity could easily be the next J. R. R. Tolkien if he used his talents for good.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He missed his calling as a fiction author. A man with Kurt's type of creativity could easily be the next J. R. R. Tolkien if he used his talents for good.

I was going to make a comment like "The longer this goes on, the more it makes sense that this guy felt the calling to write a biography on Mark Whitacre," but according to a 2007 rebuttal, Kurt may have embellished the tale here and there.

Also mentions the whole "$1,000 paid to child pornographer" scuffle, but that happens to everyone, right?

(It does not.)

 

[Cripple]

My goodness the on-going Eichenwald and Yiannopoulos love affair is getting steamy again.

 

[Prussian Blue]

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My goodness the on-going Eichenwald and Yiannopoulos love affair is getting steamy again.

I like his attempt at deflecting

 

[AnOminous]

I like his attempt at deflecting

While these two lovebirds would make a cute couple, I'm pretty sure Milo is out of Eichenwald's age range.

 

[Plissken]

>Finding facts
>Journalism

Pick one.

 

[millais]

Kurt doesn't even work in journalism any more, so I'm not sure what he can contribute to that particular debate. When was the last time anything he wrote got published? Must be pushing on a year or more by now.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Yes, Kurt. Blaming the shooting on Milo would indeed be stupid. That's how I know that you won't be able to resist.