Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Fannyscum]

But in all seriousness, why now?

"Read about this and more of my Googleshngs in my upcoming book: 'Hurt Eichenwald.'"

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Kurt got married in 1990. He says he told his wife after being married for 24 years - in 2004. He also said he got assraped 30 years prior to 2004, which would be 1974, when Kurt was 15.

He may have had the math raped right out of him, the poor thing.

 

[tehpope]

Kurt got married in 1990. He says he told his wife after being married for 24 years - in 2004. He also said he got assraped 30 years prior to 2004, which would be 1974, when Kurt was 15.

He may have had the math raped right out of him, the poor thing.

Kurt would have been 13 in '74 if he was born in '61, as his Wikipedia article states.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Kurt would have been 13 in '74 if he was born in '61, as his Wikipedia article states.

Yep, my math got raped as well, apparently.

So, how did this occur when he was in his 20s, like he claims?

 

[tehpope]

Yep, my math got raped as well, apparently.

So, how did this occur when he was in his 20s, like he claims?

He could be lying about his age and was actually born in the late 40s - early 50s. Or he's fucking lying. But Kurt is never known to lie about the stupidest of shit.

 

[JustStopDude]

Kurt is annoying coworker that no matter what topic at hand, he/she can top it.

 

[Rekkington]

Kurt got married in 1990. He says he told his wife after being married for 24 years - in 2004. He also said he got assraped 30 years prior to 2004, which would be 1974, when Kurt was 15.

He may have had the math raped right out of him, the poor thing.

Sigh. OK, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, I was trying to convince my wife and kids that "I was raped." I tried to find some dates to convince them it was real. But I couldn't do it right - & ended up w/this. My family reads my Twitter feed, so they know this is true.

 

[RG 448]

Kurt did not look like he was in his 20s when he did the Tucker Carlson interview.

 

[Spooky]

It was Tucker Carlson, clearly.

Kurt wasn't the first or last person he did it to either. Most rapists are thought to be multiple offenders right?

 

[thx1138]

Kurt wasn't the first or last person he did it to either. Most rapists are thought to be multiple offenders right?

Well think about it, power trip or no if it dawned on you that the person you'd just buttfucked was Kurt Eichenwald would you ever, ever want to have sex again? Coerced or not?

 

[AnOminous]

Yep, my math got raped as well, apparently.

So, how did this occur when he was in his 20s, like he claims?

Let me guess Kurt is lying again, as is his entrenched habit.

It was Tucker Carlson, clearly.

Wherever Tucker goes, he must also rape.

 

[Commander X]

Now the chutzpah is off the charts

Remember: https://www.counterpunch.org/2007/0...was-only-quot-posing-as-online-predator-quot/

Press adulation evaporated in March of this year however, when revelations of the $2,000 check emerged at a criminal trial in Michigan for one of the four accused men. Testifying there, Eichenwald said he was not acting as a reporter when he gave Berry the money, but was trying to save him from sexual exploitation and later demanded the money back before he started doing a Times piece.

This summer, a court hearing in the Nashville case revealed that Eichenwald gave yet more money to Berry, again without telling his editors. CounterPunch was the first to report this, and days later, the Times picked up the story. The Times didn’t say what the money — $1,184 — bought, and Eichenwald demurred that he had no independent recollection of having spent it. Two days after the Times report, he resigned from the Conde Nast financial magazine Portfolio without explanation.

The Nashville court documents unsealed yesterday reveal the following:

• Using a fake name, Eichenwald spent $1,184 to buy digital photos from Berry. It is not clear whether they were pornographic, or if they were made when Berry was under age 18 or older. But PayPal allows purchasers to send memos with their money, and Eichenwald sent Berry several messages discussing the quality of the pictures he bought. “I found a pretty good one but the lighting sucks… still worth 100.” “There are just 20 in the file, and most of them are nothing (shots of beds and driveways, or you rolling a joint).” “I found 3 so far that I either didn’t already have and were good.” “100…we gotta talk about what the really good ones are.” (The ellipses are in the court document.)

• Eichenwald encouraged Berry in his business endeavors while Berry was making child porn. In one PayPal message from June 2005, cited in the Nashville documents, Eichenwald writes Berry that “I’ll be online today. Find me and lemme know what to do. And I have other proposals for you that would get you even more money.”

• During this same period, Eichenwald sent Berry the $2,000 check. In the Michigan trial, he testified that he assumed when he sent it that Berry was broke. Documents just unsealed in Nashville reveal that hours after receiving the money, Berry videotaped a 14-year-old boy masturbating. A few days later, he uploaded the illegal tape to JustinsFriends.com, his gay porn website that had lain dormant for months. Soon JustinFriends.com was up and running again, with new content, including masturbatory images of the 14-year old.

• Under the pseudonym “Roy Rogers,” Eichenwald was signed on as a member of the revivified JustinsFriends.com. But he was no ordinary member: He had administrative privileges, meaning he could enter areas of the internet open only to site managers with an administrative password. He used this privilege to enter an area where one could monitor new subscriptions to the illegal porn site. He visited this area over 20 times in late June, 2005.

 

[thismanlies]

9. …Perhaps the most stunning thing to me was that both my wife and my oldest son told me they knew long before I told. There was nothing I said that gave it away, but they both could tell I was keeping something terrible hidden…

I was going to comment on how using the Kavanaugh shit show to promote his book wasn't the lowest thing he has ever done, but this tweet caught my attention. I don't doubt that Kurt has some terrible secrets hidden away, I just wonder whether he was on the receiving end of them.

 

[break these cuffs]

I was going to comment on how using the Kavanaugh shit show to promote his book wasn't the lowest thing he has ever done, but this tweet caught my attention. I don't doubt that Kurt has some terrible secrets hidden away, I just wonder whether he was on the receiving end of them.

If Kurt wasn't so obviously unhinged at this point, I'd seriously consider this story being a deflection tactic for all of the pedo shit he's done and/or is laying the groundwork for his sob story when the other shoe drops and he's implicated in something more recent. This is transparent attention whoring to hype up his book, but you'd think he'd go for something a little less outlandish.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Wow, using a supposed rape to sell not only your political axe but also your book. Classy move.

The idea of some guy in his early 20s going into a seizure and someone just raping him is so ridiculous it's almost impossible to fathom. Okay, maybe if you're in prison, Afghanistsn or literally the gayest and rapeyiest fraternity ever (which, okay, that's possible but I doubt that's the case here). How does any of this go down? What are the logistics and practicalities? Did you tell the docs you fell on a zucchini when you had your seizure and that explains the injuries? Is he gonna say some fat girl sat on his face?

Is it a pure fabrication or an absurd exaggeration? Or did Kurt try the D and then decide that he wants to be a rape victim instead of gay (i.e. those guys who posts stuff like "I'm straight but let's jerk each other off")? So many questions.

I'll be honest, he's doing a good job of making me interested to see how this plays out in his book. It's gonna be something alright.

 

[Sam Losco]

I bet seizure sex is awesome.

I mean, rape is wrong, but having your partner have a epileptic fit during coitus would feel insane.

Unless your dick was in their mouth when the seizure started.

 

[LadySchpeel]

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Oh, Kurt. You continue to find ways to surprise me.

 

[heathercho]

Please keep this in mind :

I cannot picture a person that would rape him. He is not a reputable source. I assume thus, that his rape is indeed a lie.

 

[Judge Holden]

In the interests of science to gauge the rapeability of his 20 year old ass, I decided to examine one of his more notable photos

I then ran this photo through a high tech de-ager

Now given his ego im going to add a toupee that he might have been wearing at the time he was assfucked against his will

Now we have he-twink eichenwald created, here is a composite sketch of what the first moments of the brutefuck rape before the epileptic seizure most likely looked like

Honestly....knowing that his porkhole would be vibrating with both epilepsy and fear while I raped him, and the fact I would be fuckin him from behind and thus not impaled by the jew nose, I would say that upon deep scientific analysis there is a legit chance Eichenwald was raped at least once before he turned 21