Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Karl der Grosse]

Newsweek; "We fired the cunt."

Vanity Fair: "We fired him and didn't bother to tell him."

 

[AprilRains]

Newsweek; "We fired the cunt."

Vanity Fair: "We fired him and didn't bother to tell him."

Hm, did Kurt have a red stapler?

 

[CervixHammer]

May 2:

I will get to why this is different than Ford tomorrow.

May 3:
Kurt doesn't tweet.
May 4:
Trump, Coronavirus.

almost like he has no intention of getting to it.

 

[Evilronald]

To be fair wasn't his big story retroactively unraveled when he basically funded the website he "busted"

He apparently did a very good job on the Enron case and wrote a highly rated book putting together what happened. Then after that he paid to run a child pornography ring.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He apparently did a very good job on the Enron case and wrote a highly rated book putting together what happened. Then after that he paid to run a child pornography ring.

He also wrote a long but interesting article about the fucked up internal culture of Microsoft. A while ago, I remembered reading it and decide to go back and look at it again. I was very surprised to see that the author was someone I recognized from a lolcow thread. It's here.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

so uh now Kurt says he got his bussy shredded, which makes Tara Reade a liar and Joe Biden's behavior around women entirely appropriate, or something.
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1) misread that as "this is going to be about rape, as written by someone who has violently raped, in the early 1980s" at first and did one hell of a double-take
b) this is an over 30 tweet thread. why doesn't Hentai Kurt post this on Medium?

Wow

Anyway, I will only be quoting certain parts of this word vomit

The willingness of Bernie Bros and Republicans and Russians demonstrates that this vicious, violent crime to be just something to exploit as a political tactic.

It's not just "Bernie Bros" and "Republicans". Is he forgetting that Lucy Flores, a Democrat, called Biden out for making her extremely uncomfortable when he grabbed her, sniffed her hair, and kissed her head without her consent? Is he ignoring that other Democrats, such as Tim Kaine, is calling for an investigation?

NOW I am angry as hell. These people keep pushing those like me back into our trauma by lying and games playing. For every Tara, there will be a million actual victims who will not come forward because she will have undermined all credibility. this is different than Ford - blah blah blah

Here, Kurt takes forever to get to the point. He's just trying to wind up the reader emotionally without saying anything of value.

As I said, this will be ugly. If descriptions of post-rape reality is too uncomfortable for you, stop reading here. I know my experiences are similar to those of other victims, and the complete opposite of Tara's.... Do I remember the exact date? No. That is not unusual. Things you see and feel and do remain forever, even with someone like me with severe memory problems.

I hate people who claim that they know what REAL rape is. There are people who were raped violently, just as there were people who were raped but didn't experience any pain. There are people who were aware of every detail while they were being raped, and there are people who blanked out while it happened. There are people who remain forever traumatized from being raped, and there are those who moved on quickly. Anyone who ever claims "This is what a REAL rape victim would act like!" is either a liar or an idiot.

I remember where it was, what each rivulet or blotch or puddle looked like. I remember trying desperately to wash it off. I remember being unable to cry. I remember my fear, my not wanting to tell anyone. I remember the beach towel I used to dry off and its pattern/colors. I remember the shapes of paint peeling on the ceiling of the room I was in. I remember deciding that, because the bleeding would not stop, I needed to take a cab to the hospital. The memories stop.

He goes on and on and ON telling us every little detail. Conveniently, he talks about how he got rid of all the evidence he could have used to make a report. Maybe he's telling the truth, but his experience doesn't mean that someone is lying just because they don't recall everything that happened in minute detail like Kurt apparently did.

I discussing with counselors, and being told how my reactions - both at the time and in the decades since - were exactly how sexual assault victims react.

Assuming this idiot actually did talk to a counselor about it, I highly doubt they told him that "how you're reacting is EXACTLY how sexual assault victims react!" They probably said something like "How you're feeling is valid and perfectly normal."

If I could find the person who attacked me, even to this day, I would be hard pressed not to kill him. I wouldn't have praised him "Oh, I'm afraid to say what happened so I actively praised him when no one asked."

Wow what a stupid thing to say, but I shouldn't expect anything less at this point. It's pretty well documented that some rape victims still act nice towards their rapists, either due to fear or feeling guilty, as if it was their fault, not the rapist. Hell, there are entire countries where it's culturally acceptable for men to rape their wives, yet we don't say they aren't victims of rape just because they still pay respect to their husbands.

You either get to the point where you are able to discuss it - which I did only in recent years - and say everything you can, or you say nothing.

Again, Kurt goes off making bold claims about how a REAL rape victim SHOULD act.

her endless praise/then not of Putin, her Bernie obsession, her throwing this out there just when Biden became the presumptive nominee, her using the excuse that she was afraid then but somehow ISNT afraid now when the person could well be the president of the United States, rather than just a senator or VP.

Look, I'm not saying I believe Tara, but this point is just so stupid. 20 years ago, things were different, it wasn't as easy to discuss these topics, let alone report them as it is today. Not to mention, reporting anyone in a field where you're an intern and just starting out is even more intimidating to do. Further, it makes perfect sense why someone would be too afraid as a young adult to report something versus now that they are older and wiser. Everyone has experiences when they are younger that they would react to differently if it happened to them when they are older.

I remember exactly when I told anybody - & that was very rare. I am only discussing it now because, in my book about my living with epilepsy, my wife - who I told years before - told me that if I was going to write about having epilepsy, I had to tell the whole story. She said I had told her to push me not to keep any secrets in the book. I wrestled with this. I remember exactly where we were when she said that to me.

"By the way, I have a book where I discuss this rape... which my wife told me to write about!" Is this like when he threw his wife under the bus when he got caught looking up hentai?

Ultimately, I did it. I remember when I was asked to narrate the audiobook, and that there was no way I could read that part out loud, so they hired someone else to do that. Blah blah blah

The rest is just him spazzing out about how traumatized he is and how bad Bernie Bros are, and that he hates Tara for being a huge liar. I have a couple of questions I didn't see Kurt address:

1. Let's just say that Tara's story is 100% a lie, what about all the OTHER accusations, that have been known for years? What about all the pictures and videos we have of Biden being a Grade A Creep towards women and children? Is Kurt going to just ignore that?

2. It's pretty convenient that Kurt was raped when he was unconscious due to a seizure. Does Kurt explain what he was doing before, and where he was at when this happened? Was he at a friends house? If so, why isn't he seeking justice? Was he walking down an abandoned alley when he suddenly passed out, and then some rapist happened by and decided to rape him? I tried Googling to find out, but didn't find anything. Apparently, he gives more details about what happened in his crappy book, but like hell I'm going to give him money just to find out.

 

[AnOminous]

He goes on and on and ON telling us every little detail.

That's funny because volunteering enormous amounts of irrelevant details is also a sign of a liar who is just making shit up and adding stuff to make it seem more plausible.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Quoting this post from 2018 that documents Kurt's tweets about the Kavanaugh shitshow and another account of his alleged rape.

Rezzing this thread to inform yall that Eichenwald is now crytweeting about the time he totally got anally raped during an epileptic fit and why this means Kavanaugh shouldnt be confirmed
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1042766368851017728

Spoiler: Literal Butthurt tweeting

Lucky rapist probably felt like he was porking a living vibrating fleshlight if eichy was having an epileptic fit at the time.

Kurt embodies every negative stereotype about mainstream Democrats with this hypocrisy. It's no wonder this guy is so hated by "Bernie Bros" and other progressives.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In that 2018 Googleshng he says he couldn't identify the rapist because the seizure incapacitated him, in the 2020 Googleshng he claims to remember everything including the peeling paint on the ceiling and every "puddle" and "rivulet".

Is his book just about all the times his seizures led to him having weird implausible sex stories?

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Every time Kurt gets a bout of new popularity again it makes me happy because at some point in the future he inevitably exposes all these people to his regular bouts of batshit insanity. All the rabid new Biden stans he gained are all gonna mass unfollow and conveniently forget he exists the next time he uses some beloved celebrity's death to brag about his hot wife or whatever nonsensical shit he's got planned next. He's like that kid in gym class that no one would ever willingly pick because they knew he would doom them.

In that 2018 Googleshng he says he couldn't identify the rapist because the seizure incapacitated him, in the 2020 Googleshng he claims to remember everything including the peeling paint on the ceiling and every "puddle" and "rivulet".

Is his book just about all the times his seizures led to him having weird implausible sex stories?

You'd think after all this time someone would have been able to produce a single shred of evidence or testimony to back any of his claims up. I guess having those things is what makes you a bad sexual assault victim.

 

[Mola Ram]

The fact of the matter is that this whole rape saga is a bad look, because the thought of Kurt being raped is like that George Carlin joke about Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He deserves to get raped for his posts.

 

[AnOminous]

He deserves to get raped for his posts.

Preferably after a seizure.

Again, Kurt goes off making bold claims about how a REAL rape victim SHOULD act.

Apparently, the semen from a man ejaculating in your anus gives you magical psychic powers and from then on, you can read the minds of other people who claim to be raped and know whether they're truthful or not. It's amazing the police haven't used this power to investigate all rapes.

Or maybe it's only the combination of a seizure and rape semen that does it. Eichenwald is like a rape victim Spider Man. After being raped by a radioactive rapist, he developed powers.

 

[Mola Ram]

Apparently, the semen from a man ejaculating in your anus gives you magical psychic powers and from then on, you can read the minds of other people who claim to be raped and know whether they're truthful or not.

Hey, why do you think Kurt paid that guy to fuck him in the ass? Checkmate, hater.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Kind of wild that Kurt’s doctors were so woke they were warning him of AIDs in the early 80s.

 

[AnOminous]

Hey, why do you think Kurt paid that guy to fuck him in the ass? Checkmate, hater.

The seizure made him forget signing the check, like another seizure made him forget signing the check to the child pornographer in return for producing the child pornography he wanted.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The seizure made him forget signing the check, like another seizure made him forget signing the check to the child pornographer in return for producing the child pornography he wanted.

What a coincidence that his epilepsy only appears when it provides some form of convenience for him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The seizure made him forget signing the check, like another seizure made him forget signing the check to the child pornographer in return for producing the child pornography he wanted.

Yet seizures didn't make him forget about the rape...Some things are meant to be remembered I guess.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

And that rapist's name?

Albert Einstein.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

No. That rapist's name?

Tucker Carlson.

Let's all think back to that one glorious week when Kurt got raped by Tucker Carlson before an audience of millions and had a complete and comprehensive meltdown. I wonder if he still has that binder cataloging all of Donald Trump's terrible lies.