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Kyle was always one of the biggest pieces of shit in the TGWTG sphere. He's just too pathetic and irrelevant most of the time for it to get noticed too often.
TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck
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Kyle was always one of the biggest pieces of shit in the TGWTG sphere. He's just too pathetic and irrelevant most of the time for it to get noticed too often.
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The 21st Century. Oh Dear. on Twitter: "I remember conversations with…
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And here's the full tweet thread with a brand new ending zinger!
The 21st Century. Oh Dear. on Twitter: "Follow up- my current therapi…
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Insofar as why the thread "went easy" on you, could it not be that it's due to you being white and male but more that you're a tubby, dime a dozen clown who's liken to a diabetic bear at zoo, stumbling around, tripping on your stump, and occasionally doing something funny? I'm just speculating here.
And here's that zinger!
Translation:
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I never really followed TGWTG or any of those fucking retards, thanks to KF I get to find out just how many pieces of shit were part of this sphere.
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Nah, the longer he celebrates the more devastating the reality will be once it hits him.
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He will not notice and his life will be 100% the same and he'll be desperate because he'll no longer have anyone but Doug Walker to blame. Then when he'll tweet to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of V-KF Day someone will tell him. The spark will return to his eye. He will smile for the first time in a year. Finally, it will all be someone else's fault again. And all will be all right with the world.
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That just means you're in good company.
Like the old saying goes, "to be cursed by the Devil is to be praised by God".
Oh won't that be lovely when he not only finds out we're still online but he can't see the nasty things we say about him?
JimGreen
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In case Josh gets tired of all this, (I would) I just want to say it was an absolute pleasure to farm with you ladies and gents. With some of the additional nastiness, this site is truly the last outpost of the non monopolized old internet I grew up in. The mutual respect this community has shown (especially in this thread) is like no other. Besides airing out my frustrations, or just laughing at the cows, I got to be completely honest at all times (short of doxing myself) and the trust absolutely payed off. If the site stays, great, if it doesn't then I wish you all happiness, achieve your goals and take care of yourselves!
Kyle, evidence of your creepiness and hypocrisy will never be completely wiped. Some of us here gave you pointers how to better yourself. Maybe you should take note of that too.
Kyle, evidence of your creepiness and hypocrisy will never be completely wiped. Some of us here gave you pointers how to better yourself. Maybe you should take note of that too.
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You know that cringe bit in Lady in the Water where M. Night has the straw movie critic devoured by the monster? If it was Kyle, it'd be a cinema classic.
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Dany was vaguetweeting about Kyle lol.View attachment 3683109
The 21st Century. Oh Dear. on Twitter: "I remember conversations with…
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And here's the full tweet thread with a brand new ending zinger!
View attachment 3683113The 21st Century. Oh Dear. on Twitter: "Follow up- my current therapi…
archived 5 Sep 2022 21:36:30 UTC
Insofar as why the thread "went easy" on you, could it not be that it's due to you being white and male but more that you're a tubby, dime a dozen clown who's liken to a diabetic bear at zoo, stumbling around, tripping on your stump, and occasionally doing something funny? I'm just speculating here.
And here's that zinger!
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Translation:
The way they act about having a middling thread here, you'd think they served multiple tours in Afghanistan and Iraq rather than being laughed at. These are people who complain about their anxiety from talking to cashiers at the local bodega!
Kyle. KYLE.
We're still watching and laughing at you. You don't have as active a thread as others because you're kinda dull.
JimGreen
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Subtext: "I have a small channel and it's actually my fault that it hasn't grown, there are multiple ways to mitigate that, but I'm a coward and a lolcow"
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So he can't just say negative things about (*insert name here*) without getting upset, spitting bile and being mean?
Doesn't that just mean he's unable to control his own emotions and is an emotionally stunted manchild with delusions of grandeur? I mean if you can't express your rage in a calm and not over the top manner then that's on you, nobody else.
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I would just like to point out this little insight: why is it that out of all the CA people Brad, Guru Larry and maybe one or two others depending on how you feel about them (like LordKat) are relatively free of continuing drama? And the reason is that guys like Brad and Guru Larry had fully formed adult lives before they started making YT videos. They've had jobs, real human interaction with people who don't have the same interests as them, they've lived a life outside of the internet. All of these other people especially Kyle, Allison, Linkara and even Doug worked 1-2 jobs and started making videos in their late teens or very early 20's and massively lucked out.
Yes, you're at the age of consent when you're 18 but the brain is not fully formed yet. You need life experiences and to know what it feels like to fall on your ass before you can truly act like an adult. The Channel Awesome cows almost never went through that and thus they have this arrested development going on.
Yes, you're at the age of consent when you're 18 but the brain is not fully formed yet. You need life experiences and to know what it feels like to fall on your ass before you can truly act like an adult. The Channel Awesome cows almost never went through that and thus they have this arrested development going on.
JimGreen
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wtf did the Quarterpounder do to Kyle, offer to sell him some coffee? The guy's a mostly harmless fencesitter.
JimGreen
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They are in middle of the whole "POC in fantasy shows or no" argument and the whole thing is honestly cringe, that's why I cropped his tweet. That being said, Kyle wants everyone to know that
He.
Hates him.
So much.
So fucking much.
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LOLOL. Nobody from the Farms has come to his house or workplace, or laid a finger on him. The worst we do is screenshot Kyle and laugh at him, and he can remedy that BY NOT COMING ONTO THIS SITE OR POSTING EVERY RETARDED BRAIN FART ONLINE. Yet so many troons like Dany think that we actively go out and murder thousands of people a day.
Meanwhile, Dany has admitted to sexually assaulting a disabled woman of color. But it's OK now because he put on a wig and a dress! TROON ARMOR STRIKES AGAIN