TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

I’m pretty sure if he was plunged into a fascist takeover, he’d use a Jewish baby as a human shield.
I have a feeling that he was a legit bully all his life with little or no power and the anti fascism (or more like his anti fascism) is another excuse for his tantrums, nothing more. He isn't standing up to anyone or for anyone.
 
That also describes Kyle frankly. He basically presents a form of leftist or anti-fascist activism that consists entirely of consuming the right type of media. Now, art is often political—Cannes Film Festival got its start as a less fashy alternative to the Venice Film Festival. But even if you legit think America is about to be consumed by fascism or always has been, surely you have to realise movies will be near the bottom of the priority list for the resistance or whoever? Like, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin didn’t go to the moon to play golf, they just did that for a laugh between the actual work. Of course, Kyle abandoned and deleted his videos on “anti-fascist cinema” (because no one’s ever talked about the politics of The Great Dictator and Casablanca before) because some people were rude in the comments. I’m pretty sure if he was plunged into a fascist takeover, he’d use a Jewish baby as a human shield.

He deleted his "Cinema Antifa" reviews because toward the end of the Trump Administration there was talk of officially declaring Antifa a terrorist group and he was afraid of MAGA stormtroopers breaking into his house and breaking his toys.

Kyle's main motivator is fear. A fear of the outside world that started with eggnog ninjas. A fear that was exacerbated by an anti-Trump social media bubble, the pandemic and BLM violence in the streets. A fear that was exploited by an emotionally abusive girlfriend who isolated him from his few friends then ditched him.

He can play-pretend resistance fighter with twitter randos all he wants, but it doesn't change the fact that Kyle is just rotting away in his apartment, completely alone. His only companion... His fear.
 
He deleted his "Cinema Antifa" reviews because toward the end of the Trump Administration there was talk of officially declaring Antifa a terrorist group and he was afraid of MAGA stormtroopers breaking into his house and breaking his toys.

Kyle's main motivator is fear. A fear of the outside world that started with eggnog ninjas. A fear that was exacerbated by an anti-Trump social media bubble, the pandemic and BLM violence in the streets. A fear that was exploited by an emotionally abusive girlfriend who isolated him from his few friends then ditched him.

He can play-pretend resistance fighter with twitter randos all he wants, but it doesn't change the fact that Kyle is just rotting away in his apartment, completely alone. His only companion... His fear.
I remember him once twitting some virtual signaling faggorty to BLM while simultaneously admitting to not going out in person to show support because he was scared. Cowardice is his default position in life the irony is if Kyle had lived during the 30's in Germany, he'd been the guy who shut his curtains when the Gestapo took his Jewish neighbors.
 
He deleted his "Cinema Antifa" reviews because toward the end of the Trump Administration there was talk of officially declaring Antifa a terrorist group and he was afraid of MAGA stormtroopers breaking into his house and breaking his toys.

Kyle's main motivator is fear. A fear of the outside world that started with eggnog ninjas. A fear that was exacerbated by an anti-Trump social media bubble, the pandemic and BLM violence in the streets. A fear that was exploited by an emotionally abusive girlfriend who isolated him from his few friends then ditched him.

He can play-pretend resistance fighter with twitter randos all he wants, but it doesn't change the fact that Kyle is just rotting away in his apartment, completely alone. His only companion... His fear.
Kyle always looks like he'd crap himself every time he hears a noise louder than a door knock.

IS THAT A SQUIRREL ON THE ROOF? OR HAVE THE EGG NOG NINJAS INFLITRATED MY ATTIC? *KYLE SHARTS HIMSELF*
 
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I think this retweet encapsulates his mindset. It's not possible that someone of a different political persuasion formulated an opinion based on a trailer, then changed that opinion upon seeing the film. No, it was cynical calculation based upon the gauging the reactions of his political fellows. Kyle seems to believe that everyone's thoughts and opinions are dictated by political hiveminds, when really, he's just projecting.

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A lesson on pseudoscience, from the man with pronouns in his bio.
 
The arthouse connaisseur watched Der Untergang, one of the most esteemed recent German-language movies, in the fucking English dub. I have no words other than KEK.

He could be Armzgurl or E-Rod.
Not E-Rod, he had a wife who loved him, a paying job in the film industry (low-level but still paid work), and offline friends (cringy friends, but friends nonetheless). E-Rod unironically had and likely still has a far better life than Kyle. It's that dire.

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I think this retweet encapsulates his mindset. It's not possible that someone of a different political persuasion formulated an opinion based on a trailer, then changed that opinion upon seeing the film. No, it was cynical calculation based upon the gauging the reactions of his political fellows. Kyle seems to believe that everyone's thoughts and opinions are dictated by political hiveminds, when really, he's just projecting.
Phew, those grapes sure are sour. And the Drinker is not just a successful reviewer, he's also a published author. Where's Kyle's great novel? He is so good at writing snarky tweets, he must have something amazing in the works!
 
Phew, those grapes sure are sour. And the Drinker is not just a successful reviewer, he's also a published author. Where's Kyle's great novel? He is so good at writing snarky tweets, he must have something amazing in the works!
Drinker is no doubt crying into his Toilet Duck about the money from his 1.35M subs on YouTube, a number managed in the last two years alone. His reviews are decent because they actually talk about the value of a good story wrt audience entertainment instead of lens flairs or bi-lighting or whatever the fuck. He was an author before turning to YT and it shows when he's talking about plot/character development or lack thereof. He also has a wife, kids, dog and enough friends/acquaintances to keep up a weekly livestream for even more revenue. Kyle has exactly none of those things despite being an internet critic for 5x as long. Seethe, Kyle.
 
I have a feeling that he was a legit bully all his life with little or no power and the anti fascism (or more like his anti fascism) is another excuse for his tantrums, nothing more. He isn't standing up to anyone or for anyone.
I don't know about a bully because he strikes me as a soft boi. No, he reminds me as the kind who wanted to be the bully but instead he was the one that was picked on.

Kyle's main motivator is fear. A fear of the outside world that started with eggnog ninjas. A fear that was exacerbated by an anti-Trump social media bubble, the pandemic and BLM violence in the streets. A fear that was exploited by an emotionally abusive girlfriend who isolated him from his few friends then ditched him.

He can play-pretend resistance fighter with twitter randos all he wants, but it doesn't change the fact that Kyle is just rotting away in his apartment, completely alone. His only companion... His fear.
And depression. He did a whole thing once about how he's fought with depression his entire life.

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A lesson on pseudoscience, from the man with pronouns in his bio.
Oh he's trying to be clever! Isn't that so stupid?

Not E-Rod, he had a wife who loved him, a paying job in the film industry (low-level but still paid work), and offline friends (cringy friends, but friends nonetheless). E-Rod unironically had and likely still has a far better life than Kyle. It's that dire.
I was talking more about his youtube career than anything else where I think he's still under 30K subscribers and even when on TGWTG was considered the bottom of the barrel.

Sure in terms of marriage he had a better life but his wife was missing a tooth and looked like a crack whore. Meanwhile Kyle had a fat dyke for a girlfriend who basically abused him mentally and possibly physically. In that sense sure, E-Rod had a better life. But it's like saying that a punch to the gut is better than getting kicked in the balls. They both hurt but one is more painful than the other.

And I do have some sympathy for E-Rod. Losing a spouse, especially one that he had known for like 20 years or something, is gut wrenching. I can't even imagine what he went through and I don't even want to consider it. Kyle? No sympathy for him whatsoever.
 
A lot of the CA crew strike me as people who were bullied, and, thus, it’s very easy for them to view people who shit talk them as sub-human. And things like GamerGate and the 2016 election allowed them to label large swaths of the population as Nazis or mayonnaise ghouls.
 
If only he had a tragic backstory that could explain everything. JK, His family zoom chat video essay revealed that his brother and parents are perfectly normal and he's the kind of fuck up that had everything handed to him. (as a child at least)

Also, his clear discomfort with the fact his (quite nice and seemingly fairly liberal) parents aren’t quite as joylessly woke as him. His father likes Heinlein! And worked for NATO! The scandal!
 
Also, his clear discomfort with the fact his (quite nice and seemingly fairly liberal) parents aren’t quite as joylessly woke as him. His father likes Heinlein! And worked for NATO! The scandal!
Heinlein was pretty woke... for the time he lived in. I mean he wrote strong female characters, who have been criticized as being men with tits and a vagina. He never spoke poorly about other races going as far as to reveal, at the end of Starship Troopers, that Johnny Rico was actually Juan Rico from the Philippines. His views on race can be summed up in the following quote:

And finally, I believe in my whole race—yellow, white, black, red, brown—in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability, and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere on this planet. I am proud to be a human being.

Kyle is just that kid that thinks himself smarter than anybody else in the room and that you just need to be on "his level" to understand all the nuances that go into being such a paragon of logic and smartybrains that he has. Meanwhile everybody else avoids him because he's a crashing bore.
 
Heinlein was a weird dude with weird beliefs. But so are most people. And I don’t see why say, the odd politics of Starship Troopers should define him anymore than his egalitarian views on race. Also, he was the kind of dude who’d pay for the hospital bills of authors who got their big break taking the shit out of him.

(Joe Halderman. Forever War is fantastic, though)
 
Heinlein was a weird dude with weird beliefs. But so are most people. And I don’t see why say, the odd politics of Starship Troopers should define him anymore than his egalitarian views on race. Also, he was the kind of dude who’d pay for the hospital bills of authors who got their big break taking the shit out of him.

(Joe Halderman. Forever War is fantastic, though)
The man was a definite weirdo. That's not even up for debate. But to say he's problematic because his politics don't mesh with today's enlightened world is stupid. To people like that I always say you need to separate the artist from the art. He might have been a terrible person in real life but he wrote some amazing novels. I might not agree with his views on certain things but that would never stop me from reading his works. Hell if it was possible I'd love to meet the man for a coffee, or scotch if he would have preferred, and just discuss things with him.

When we refuse to engage with people who we don't agree with it says more about you than them. You might walk away feeling dirty, disgusted or even with the sense that you never want to listen to them ever. But at least you made the effort to do so. If you can leave your ego at the door then all the better.
 
Heinlein was pretty woke... for the time he lived in. I mean he wrote strong female characters, who have been criticized as being men with tits and a vagina. He never spoke poorly about other races going as far as to reveal, at the end of Starship Troopers, that Johnny Rico was actually Juan Rico from the Philippines. His views on race can be summed up in the following.

Kyle is just that kid that thinks himself smarter than anybody else in the room and that you just need to be on "his level" to understand all the nuances that go into being such a paragon of logic and smartybrains that he has. Meanwhile everybody else avoids him because he's a crashing bore.

Heinlein was a weird dude with weird beliefs. But so are most people. And I don’t see why say, the odd politics of Starship Troopers should define him anymore than his egalitarian views on race. Also, he was the kind of dude who’d pay for the hospital bills of authors who got their big break taking the shit out of him.

(Joe Halderman. Forever War is fantastic, though)

For a man born in 1907 Heinlein was fairly woke. Never mind Troopers. Stranger in a Strange Land is a barely disguised polemic against the government and organised religion, where-in the main character creates a free (straight) love sex cult that gives everyone magic powers.

The reason is this. Sweetie, did you know that the movie Starship Troopers is a satire of the original novel? Heinlein was a fascist. These fucks have never read any of Heinlein's stories other than a movie and shitty Cracked articles.

@White-Kettle Shufflepunk The Forever War is brilliant. Never forget the part where Mandella realises that an asexual cyborg is the only one with whom he feels he can relate to in the crazy future. Also "I've never served under a het officer." Great stuff.
 
@White-Kettle Shufflepunk The Forever War is brilliant. Never forget the part where Mandella realises that an asexual cyborg is the only one with whom he feels he can relate to in the crazy future. Also "I've never served under a het officer." Great stuff.

Just a great piece of science fiction. Genuinely deserved to win all three of the big sci fi lit awards. I’m shocked no one’s made a movie of it. It’s not even that inaccessible to normies, one of its emotional through lines is a fucking love story. If I was Heinlein, I’d be honoured someone took the shit out of my book to that kind of success. And from what I read, he kind of was.

The reason is this. Sweetie, did you know that the movie Starship Troopers is a satire of the original novel? Heinlein was a fascist. These fucks have never read any of Heinlein's stories other than a movie and shitty Cracked articles.

You’d think the rampant cheerful incest in his later work would’ve eclipsed Starship Troopers as the reason the internet hates Heinlein by now. But then, nobody on “Book Twitter” fucking reads. At best, they outsource reading to Tor columnists.
 
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You’d think the rampant cheerful incest in his later work would’ve eclipsed Starship Troopers as the reason the internet hates Heinlein by now. But then, nobody on “Book Twitter” fucking reads. At best, they outsource reading to Tor columnists.
Oh God, Lazarus Long strikes again. Yeah that was pretty fucked up.

The reason is this. Sweetie, did you know that the movie Starship Troopers is a satire of the original novel?
The fact that it was directed by Paul Verhoeven who is very much a satirist in his own right should be the first clue that the movie and the book are two different things. The problem is that Paul tends to be not the "ha ha" funny kind of satirist. And so people looked at the movie as if it was somehow to be taken at face value. You know, like Robocop which is another movie which is satirizing something. Yes they both work as mindless action movies but c'mon the symbolism and allegories in Robocop alone ought to clue some people in that there's more going on behind the scenes than just a robot punching bad guys.
 
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The fact that it was directed by Paul Verhoeven who is very much a satirist in his own right should be the first clue that the movie and the book are two different things. The problem is that Paul tends to be not the "ha ha" funny kind of satirist. And so people looked at the movie as if it was somehow to be taken at face value. You know, like Robocop which is another movie which is satirizing something. Yes they both work as mindless action movies but c'mon the symbolism and allegories in Robocop alone ought to clue some people in that there's more going on behind the scenes than just a robot punching bad guys.
This is why I love Verhoeven so much. Most of his films like Robocop, Troopers, Total Recall, and even Showgirls are fantastic satire that some people are too stubborn or stupid to notice.
 
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