TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Please tell me that somebody actually said that. The utter blindness of that statement is ridiculous.

Obviously they didn’t say it like that, but there were think pieces about how Anne Rice glossed over the horrors of slavery or whatever by having Louis be from a plantation family. For context, Lestat more or less turned Louis because he was rich and had a large estate, and eventually they are driven off the place by the slaves when they realise they’re literal and not figurative monsters. If I recall, the piece I’m thinking about also fretted about Jasper from Twilight being a Confederate soldier when he was alive. Now, aside from the fact that fretting about the problematic elements of Twilight is the most 2008 thing you could do besides make jokes over clips of bad 90s movies, Jasper was also the designated arsehole of the Cullen family, so what’s their problem?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Out of curiosity: any of us ever interacted with him?

Dunno if anybody here has possibly because with him it's like shooting fish in a barrel. He's not as tough or smart as he thinks he is.

Obviously they didn’t say it like that, but there were think pieces about how Anne Rice glossed over the horrors of slavery or whatever by having Louis be from a plantation family. For context, Lestat more or less turned Louis because he was rich and had a large estate, and eventually they are driven off the place by the slaves when they realise they’re literal and not figurative monsters. If I recall, the piece I’m thinking about also fretted about Jasper from Twilight being a Confederate soldier when he was alive. Now, aside from the fact that fretting about the problematic elements of Twilight is the most 2008 thing you could do besides make jokes over clips of bad 90s movies, Jasper was also the designated arsehole of the Cullen family, so what’s their problem?

What a bunch of retards.

Yes slavery was bad and the Confederates were bastards. So what. These people act like because they owned slaves or were conscripted into the army that's going to follow them for the rest of their... un-death. But what was she supposed to do? Have them repent over owning slaves? Have them say, emphatically, that owning slaves was wrong and how sorry they were to do so? It's like the use of the word "nigger" in Huckleberry Finn. Personally I find the word offensive but in this context it makes sense because that's how they talked back then. You can't say that the novel needs to be banned because of that word. Or that Mark Twain needs to be removed from the libraries because of it. Context matters and it's not just, pardon the term, black and white.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Plus, Jasper’s backstory involved essentially breaking newly turned vampires to serve as his girlfriend’s undead cannon fodder, so Meyer was probably aware of the parallels she was drawing. What I’m saying is, the silly Twilight woman was smarter than everyone at Teen Vogue.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Plus, Jasper’s backstory involved essentially breaking newly turned vampires to serve as his girlfriend’s undead cannon fodder, so Meyer was probably aware of the parallels she was drawing. What I’m saying is, the silly Twilight woman was smarter than everyone at Teen Vogue.

Of course she was smarter.

She got all these little girls to read her Buffy and Angel fanfiction as that's what Twilight started out as. And then when she came up "The Host" people realized what a hack she really was and the movie based on it totally tanked because it was fucking stupid.

 

[Water-T]

Dunno if anybody here has possibly because with him it's like shooting fish in a barrel. He's not as tough or smart as he thinks he is.


What a bunch of retards.

Yes slavery was bad and the Confederates were bastards. So what. These people act like because they owned slaves or were conscripted into the army that's going to follow them for the rest of their... un-death. But what was she supposed to do? Have them repent over owning slaves? Have them say, emphatically, that owning slaves was wrong and how sorry they were to do so? It's like the use of the word "nigger" in Huckleberry Finn. Personally I find the word offensive but in this context it makes sense because that's how they talked back then. You can't say that the novel needs to be banned because of that word. Or that Mark Twain needs to be removed from the libraries because of it. Context matters and it's not just, pardon the term, black and white.

It's the same retardation that had game "journalists" raise a stink about how the video game Cuphead "was racist/promoted racism" simply because its animation style was inspired by cartoons from the 30s and 40s and didn't address racism from back then.

SERIOUSLY. That over a game where an anthropomorphic cup jumps around shooting talking flowers.

That's like getting mad because Super Mario Bros 3 didn't contain discussions about how Italians were derogatorily called Dagos and Wops and stereotyped as mafioso.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Whatever happened to that film he was directing?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Out of curiosity: any of us ever interacted with him?

So, guilt by association is back? Random creators are responsible for the lunatic antics of their fans?

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

So, guilt by association is back? Random creators are responsible for the lunatic antics of their fans?

Especially since Metokur has said precisely zero words about Kyle, blaming him for a death threat is beyond ridiculous.

I once got threatened by a man in a Van Halen t-shirt, David Lee Roth should be arrested!

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Whatever happened to that film he was directing?

Are you referring to that short he crowdfunded nine years ago? Election Cycle? According to some quotes in this article, Kyle doesn’t plan to widely release it. It was made to satisfy a requirement for his degree, so I imagine it’s smug as fuck, as is often the case from creative works made by college students (speaking from personal experience, so I’m not even judging you on this, Kyle).

Election Cycle (partially found Kyle Kallgren short film; 2013) - The Lost Media Wiki

lostmediawiki.com

 

[SkitzoTard]

Especially since Metokur has said precisely zero words about Kyle, blaming him for a death threat is beyond ridiculous.

I once got threatened by a man in a Van Halen t-shirt, David Lee Roth should be arrested!

If a guy pledges to your patreon just to threaten you, why would you assume the other creator he's pledged to is somehow involved in the first threat instead of just another creator the guy pledged to to threaten? The rampant disingenuity of so much bullshit on twitter can be frustrating. Guilt by association is the gayest fucking shit regardless but especially when it's the most tenuous or completely fabricated of "associations."

THIS FUCKING RETARD COMPARES METOKUR AND A FAN FICTION DEATH THREAT TO THE MANSON FAMILY MURDERS
Get ready boys for Helter Skelter 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[Water-T]

If a guy pledges to your patreon just to threaten you, why would you assume the other creator he's pledged to is somehow involved in the first threat instead of just another creator the guy pledged to to threaten? The rampant disingenuity of so much bullshit on twitter can be frustrating. Guilt by association is the gayest fucking shit regardless but especially when it's the most tenuous or completely fabricated of "associations."

THIS FUCKING RETARD COMPARES METOKUR AND A FAN FICTION DEATH THREAT TO THE MANSON FAMILY MURDERS
Get ready boys for Helter Skelter 2: Electric Boogaloo

LOLOL. Leave it to an ideological asshat like Kyle to compare getting a "scary" message on Patreon to a man who masterminded some of the most heinous murders in history.

If Jourdain told him that she'd take him back if he murdered her enemies, Lindsay and Todd would be chopped up in Kyle's bathtub by the end of the day.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Are you referring to that short he crowdfunded nine years ago? Election Cycle? According to some quotes in this article, Kyle doesn’t plan to widely release it. It was made to satisfy a requirement for his degree, so I imagine it’s smug as fuck, as is often the case from creative works made by college students (speaking from personal experience, so I’m not even judging you on this, Kyle).

Election Cycle (partially found Kyle Kallgren short film; 2013) - The Lost Media Wiki

lostmediawiki.com

I remember him being on a Diamanda Hagan podcast not that long ago 4 years back & they talked about him making his first film but no name or relish date.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I remember him being on a Diamanda Hagan podcast not that long ago 4 years back & they talked about him making his first film but no name or relish date.

“It’s called The Spoony Experiment and I think people are gonna like it.”

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Are you referring to that short he crowdfunded nine years ago? Election Cycle? According to some quotes in this article, Kyle doesn’t plan to widely release it. It was made to satisfy a requirement for his degree, so I imagine it’s smug as fuck, as is often the case from creative works made by college students (speaking from personal experience, so I’m not even judging you on this, Kyle).

Election Cycle (partially found Kyle Kallgren short film; 2013) - The Lost Media Wiki

lostmediawiki.com

That's some award winning acting in that first clip. Nothing but the best community theater acting money can buy.

If a guy pledges to your patreon just to threaten you, why would you assume the other creator he's pledged to is somehow involved in the first threat instead of just another creator the guy pledged to to threaten? The rampant disingenuity of so much bullshit on twitter can be frustrating. Guilt by association is the gayest fucking shit regardless but especially when it's the most tenuous or completely fabricated of "associations."

THIS FUCKING RETARD COMPARES METOKUR AND A FAN FICTION DEATH THREAT TO THE MANSON FAMILY MURDERS
Get ready boys for Helter Skelter 2: Electric Boogaloo

Of course it's retarded. It's Kyle. Nothing else needs to be said.

 

[UnKillFill]

Metokur literally did an entire series on Channel Awesome members, including an episode on smaller, less important creators and Kyle wasn't even significant enough to be a footnote in it.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

“It’s called The Spoony Experiment and I think people are gonna like it.”

While the idea the Spoony is a piece of absurdist comedy is tempting I feel that it would take a talented mind to make that.

 

[Water-T]

I really hope that Kyle is celebrating this site’s “demise” like all the other retards, because the chimp out he’ll throw once he discovers KF is still up will be MARVELOUS

 

[JimGreen]

I really hope that Kyle is celebrating this site’s “demise” like all the other retards, because the chimp out he’ll throw once he discovers KF is still up will be MARVELOUS

I'm gonna make some eggnogs for breakfast

 

[Ninon42]

Some weapons grade cope from Kyle about why he's such a failure (link/archive)

And prepare for Kyle's furry arc (link/archive)

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Some weapons grade cope from Kyle about why he's such a failure (link/archive)
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And prepare for Kyle's furry arc (link/archive)
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Ah yes, the age old cope in which people say they don't worry about such and such when such things are literally the only reason anybody knows who they are.

I get it if this was just a sideline but what else does this faggot actually do? He must have a day job of sorts because it's not like he can survive on only Youtube and Patreon money.