TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[JimGreen]

I want to start a broader topic on CA lolcows, because they are definitely a special kind of cringe.

I know I've been only posting on Kyle's thread so far. He had me fooled for years and it felt personal enough for me to register. Back then my only criticisms were that he is "hyper sensitive" or "way too liberal" only to find out that I completely missed the point.

Creators like Jacob Geller fit the "very sensitive personality type" a lot more than Kyle but never made it about himself and if you look beyond the CA-Breadtube sphere there are plenty of channels that communicate leftist liberal thoughts without me wanting to gouge my eyes out.

Noah Gervais worked at a pizza place for years and wrote in his free time. Unlike Lindsay, he isn't ashamed of where he comes from and seems very invested in rural America. To put it bluntly, he has no delusions of grandeur.

So what on earth is the collective damage of the CA contributors? Being the first internet reviewers with a known brand messes you up this much?
Or because Doug's infamous "I Quit" video promised an easy life where you don't even need to train yourself to be an artist while working at a restaurant, you can just say things?

If other channels at least hide their narcissism, then why aren't they making an effort?

 

[Ninon42]

@Jones69 I agree that there's definitely something to looking at CA/TGWTG as a whole greater than the sum of its cowparts. It's possible the simplest answer to why don't they hide their narc tendencies better is that they simply never needed to, as their bad behavior was rewarded until their relevance faded and they were cited more as influences than primary sources.

It's a bit surprising that no one has really done a full overview of CA really. Lindsay's clique still has considerable connections to a lot of creative/media types so that affords them some protection but a lot just faded into quiet niche creators. What name status they gained with CA was squandered and #CTC was only a small blip of renewed relevance.

Kyle might have something of a creative renaissance in his post-Jourdain manic phase. We can only wait and see. But what I'm reminded of is a quote from Todd in the Shadows on his podcast a while ago, when Dany was asking him how it had felt dating someone more famous than him (Lindsay) and if he'd do it again. He actually sniffed that "I don't like being scrutinized". While I generally find it admirable when YouTubers have the good sense to keep their personal lives private, it's a very CA level of arrogance to want to fling shit professionally but play victim when called out for their own questionable behavior.

 

[Ninon42]

Apologies for the double post, but Kyle says hi

You're dull, Kyle. In your 30s and still living out teenage theater kid drama. You had a decent platform and opportunities and have managed only to stagnate professionally, wearing your arrested development as a badge of pride. What interest you are able to generate is a result of the drama which occasionally surrounds you as you cry on the sidelines. We don't care if you're bi or gay or drowning in labels; none will fill the void of your personality.

 

[CWCissey]

Kyle's mad I guess.

Oi dum-dum, your little mate Ven is alright as a person, but you're a complete tosspot. Explain that.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Kyle: "No people of Kiwi farms, YOU are wrong and delusional! I am a internet successful reviewer and was on Channel Awesome once... You are all wrong... I'm not... "

 

[JimGreen]

Apologies for the double post, but Kyle says hi
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You're dull, Kyle. In your 30s and still living out teenage theater kid drama. You had a decent platform and opportunities and have managed only to stagnate professionally, wearing your arrested development as a badge of pride. What interest you are able to generate is a result of the drama which occasionally surrounds you as you cry on the sidelines. We don't care if you're bi or gay or drowning in labels; none will fill the void of your personality.

Shoot, you beat me to it.

Also Kyle, we know you are lurking so for the hundredth time:

A lot of people here are former fans. We're not politically homogeneous. (I'm more or less left wing, especially by American standards)

If someone starts a thread on a YT personality for reasons other than their shitty behavior or meltdowns, that thread loses steam. Look at how little we have to say about cultural critic and Disney shill Jenny Nicholson:

Overrated and boring sure, but she isn't mentally ill either.

You and Ellis on the other hand are a constant source of fun and I won't bother to explain to you why.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

So wait, why is he mad at my boy Hugh Hefner? The man is and was the ideal of so many. His success is the stuff of legends. Mr. Hefner had it all, money, fame, and any woman he could ever want. Who could hate him?

 

[Kevin Roberts]

So wait, why is he mad at my boy Hugh Hefner? The man is and was the ideal of so many. His success is the stuff of legends. Mr. Hefner had it all, money, fame, and any woman he could ever want. Who could hate him?

Because Kyle didn't have everything he wanted?

 

[JimGreen]

So wait, why is he mad at my boy Hugh Hefner? The man is and was the ideal of so many. His success is the stuff of legends. Mr. Hefner had it all, money, fame, and any woman he could ever want. Who could hate him?

Not to mention Playboy was very active in publishing civil rights era activist's essays and Fahrenheit 451

 

[Foltest]

Kyle, know that you read this.
You are still a Third rate Brad Jones who is a fat failure of a man.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

I myself am right oriented, but respect any orientation when people make a point or remark, not by trying to twist the world, because they are twisted, like our boys and girls from TGWTG, but by being rational. Also not being an asshole to others and respect to his or hers partner helps.

 

[JimGreen]

I myself am right oriented, but respect any orientation when people make a point or remark, not by trying to twist the world, because they are twisted, like our boys and girls from TGWTG, but by being rational. Also not being an asshole to others and respect to his or hers partner helps.

Oh by Kyle's standards I'm one of those Hitler clones from The Boys from Brazil. (TBF, everyone on KF is and anyone who tries to argue with him on twitter)

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Apologies for the double post, but Kyle says hi
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You're dull, Kyle. In your 30s and still living out teenage theater kid drama. You had a decent platform and opportunities and have managed only to stagnate professionally, wearing your arrested development as a badge of pride. What interest you are able to generate is a result of the drama which occasionally surrounds you as you cry on the sidelines. We don't care if you're bi or gay or drowning in labels; none will fill the void of your personality.

The saddest part is that Kyle actually thought calling kiwis Nazi poopheads was a win. He thought this was going to annoy rather than amuse.

Kyle - people are not on this site because they're bitter haters who long for your e-fame (but you sure make it look fun!) This site is for people who like watching human trainwrecks but find TLC too highbrow. Now go make some more crazy tweets. That'll show us.

 

[Water-T]

Shoot, you beat me to it.

Also Kyle, we know you are lurking so for the hundredth time:

A lot of people here are former fans. We're not politically homogeneous. (I'm more or less left wing, especially by American standards)

If someone starts a thread on a YT personality for reasons other than their shitty behavior or meltdowns, that thread looses steam. Look at how little we have to say about cultural critic and Disney shill Jenny Nicholson? Way overrated sure, but isn't mentally ill either.

You and Ellis on the other hand are a constant source of fun and I won't bother to explain to you why.

Damn, looks like I really activated Kyle's almonds when I responded to him quoting me for his video.

Hi, Kyle! Just want to re-iterate that that i'm a non-white, gay, disabled, liberal that voted both times for Obama. I used to like your show back when you didn't take yourself so seriously as a "Brad Jones as hoity-toity cineaste" character. Then you dug your heels too hard in Lindsey Ellis' Kewl Kids Klique and thought that your videos were the key to destroying Trump and Nazis..

Now that you're on the outs with Wine Aunt's cabal and you've managed to get away from that other toxic cunt Jourdain, do yourself a favor and stay offline for a few months. Go see a therapist. Learn to watch films just for the fun of it and not to show off how many issues of Cahiers Du Cinema you've read. If you're truly bi (and not faking it for Oppression Points), go to a gay bar and get your fuck on. Getting your balls drained will do wonders for you.

Or you can continue to scream impotently into the Twitter void about how it was teh ebil Kiwi Nazis that ruined your life! Because that's really been working so well for you so far. It's up to you.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Apologies for the double post, but Kyle says hi
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You're dull, Kyle. In your 30s and still living out teenage theater kid drama. You had a decent platform and opportunities and have managed only to stagnate professionally, wearing your arrested development as a badge of pride. What interest you are able to generate is a result of the drama which occasionally surrounds you as you cry on the sidelines. We don't care if you're bi or gay or drowning in labels; none will fill the void of your personality.

Hold on... the rest of you fuckers are right-wing e-terrorists and you never told me? All this time I thought we were just a bunch of snarky malcontents who liked to laugh at soyboys like Kyle here. But then to a retard like Kyle anybody to the right of Lenin is automatically right wing. It's frankly amazing though. To those on the far right I'm far left. To those on the far left I'm far right. And yet for every single one of those tests I've been a centrist and more of a classical liberal than anything else.

Just goes to show that when you're that deep into your ideology anything outside of it is strange and evil.

So wait, why is he mad at my boy Hugh Hefner? The man is and was the ideal of so many. His success is the stuff of legends. Mr. Hefner had it all, money, fame, and any woman he could ever want. Who could hate him?

He objectified women and didn't place them on a pedestal like Kyle does. Meanwhile the man was a feminist. Or at the very least a fan of women. Kyle however got together with a fat bisexual dyke and drove her away because he's such a little bitch. Hugh managed to make a multi-million dollar empire off his work and slept with some of the most desirable women out there. Kyle can't get laid. Period.

Kyle is just jealous of Hugh's success.

 

[Tripping Nice Clown]

Apologies for the double post, but Kyle says hi
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You're dull, Kyle. In your 30s and still living out teenage theater kid drama. You had a decent platform and opportunities and have managed only to stagnate professionally, wearing your arrested development as a badge of pride. What interest you are able to generate is a result of the drama which occasionally surrounds you as you cry on the sidelines. We don't care if you're bi or gay or drowning in labels; none will fill the void of your personality.

What a little bitch, isn't he?

Dude fails to realize that some of us are on here specifically to talk shit about CA folks. In my case, it's because going on Dead Horse Interchange is too lowbrow for me while going on any other place to talk shit gets their fandoms' panties in a twist for daring to say anything negative. Does this asshole really think that *everyone* on here is on the "right"? Have they not considered that there are some folks that are on the Left, but just want a place to talk shit about them in a place that doesn't affect their hugboxes unless they let them?

They need to stop worrying about the shit we talk and just fuck off into the aether.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Its simple really, like calling Linkara "Lightbringer", its easy to push Kyles buttons. Just point at obvious shit he does and he goes ballistic on social media. If you don't want us to make fun of you Kyle, you can do few things:

1) not doing stupid things or cover them really, really good
2) except yourself as a Cow and laugh at yourself with us

or continue being a whining Bitch.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Apologies for the double post, but Kyle says hi
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You're dull, Kyle. In your 30s and still living out teenage theater kid drama. You had a decent platform and opportunities and have managed only to stagnate professionally, wearing your arrested development as a badge of pride. What interest you are able to generate is a result of the drama which occasionally surrounds you as you cry on the sidelines. We don't care if you're bi or gay or drowning in labels; none will fill the void of your personality.

The cope of it all, beautiful. Do you really believe that people here are jelly because they want to be internet famous, Kyle?

When was the last time you felt happy, loved and appreciated, Kyle? Is your internet fame worth it? Kiwis have all sort of jobs, all sorts of friends, and all sorts of families. And we have a funny forum with a Great Leader where we shitpost and make fun of crazy people. You, Kyle, have twitter and fake friends who don't even pretend to respect you. You should join Kiwifarms, so you could at least have a laugh once in a while.

 

[A Useless Fish]

So wait, why is he mad at my boy Hugh Hefner? The man is and was the ideal of so many. His success is the stuff of legends. Mr. Hefner had it all, money, fame, and any woman he could ever want. Who could hate him?

It isn't hate.

It's envy.

 

[Water-T]

The cope of it all, beautiful. Do you really believe that people here are jelly because they want to be internet famous, Kyle?

But...but....who wouldn't be envious of Kyle? He's a failed knock off of the way more successful Brad Jones, and spends the majority of his time online screeching about getting alienated and fucked over by so-called "friends" or flagellating himself over an ex-girlfriend who gaslit him into the broken shell you see today. I get more jelly than a Smucker's factory just thinking about it!