TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

Flexo said:
< 1%. Death. Rate.

You are more likely to die driving to the theater than you are from any COVID caught there.
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To be fair, while the death rate is low there can be a lot of complications from the couf like your sense of taste and smell being destroyed, or at least damaged for several months afterwards and up to 20% of the people that have been put on the ventilator wind up with scarred lungs. Sure in a lot of cases this is cured within a couple of years but in maybe 5% of cases that scarring is permanent. Meaning you'll need steroids to breathe or possibly have to cart around an oxygen tank.

It's just death tends to be scarier to people because it's so final.
 
Water-T said:
Kyle is fat, and studies have shown that porkies like him are much more susceptible to dying from the coof
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Oh don't cocktease me. ;)
Phil Ken Sebben said:
To be fair, while the death rate is low there can be a lot of complications from the couf like your sense of taste and smell being destroyed, or at least damaged for several months afterwards and up to 20% of the people that have been put on the ventilator wind up with scarred lungs. Sure in a lot of cases this is cured within a couple of years but in maybe 5% of cases that scarring is permanent. Meaning you'll need steroids to breathe or possibly have to cart around an oxygen tank.

It's just death tends to be scarier to people because it's so final.
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In other studies they examine people with "long covid" symptoms and people confirmed to NOT have covid but other diseases like the flu, who also exhibited the exact same identical "long covid" symptoms.

The long symptoms rate for COVID sufferers?
30%
The long symptoms rate for non-COVID sufferers?
30%
 
Come on, you wanted one of us to screencap this and post it here.

Merry Christmas Kyle and try and get your balls back as a new years resolution.
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Jones69 said:
Come on, you wanted one of us to screencap this and post it here.

Merry Christmas Kyle and try and get your balls back as a new years resolution.View attachment 2825314
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We just live rent free in Kyle's head like Doug Walker does in Allison Pregler's head. Kyle, just make your videos and ignore this site. It's not that hard to do.
 
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Jones69 said:
Come on, you wanted one of us to screencap this and post it here.

Merry Christmas Kyle and try and get your balls back as a new years resolution.View attachment 2825314
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He'd rather our negative attention than the utter indifference he evokes from practically everyone else lol. But do bad movie takes count as cyberbullying because if so:
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If you don't like the Matrix you're a racist
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Has he had more balls than other people Lindsay cast aside to stick a knife in her guts while she's committing Seppuku?
 
Boston Brand said:
What a gutless coward.

Hey Kyle. next time you peep on over here...

You know she would have gleefully carved you up like a Thanksgiving turkey if the positions were reversed, right?

Grow a spine and dish you dumb bastard.
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LOLOL. Even after Lindsay and Todd threw him under Jourdain's bus, he's still a simpy little bitch boy for her.

Even Kyle knows if the roles were reversed, Wine Aunt would not hesitate for a second to carve him up as a feast for the Twitter mob.
 
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Water-T said:
LOLOL. Even after Lindsay and Todd threw him under Jourdain's bus, he's still a simpy little bitch boy for her.

Even Kyle knows if the roles were reversed, Wine Aunt would not hesitate for a second to carve him up as a feast for the Twitter mob.
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What breaks a man so utterly that even while his enemies fall, he begs their forgiveness?
 
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Flexo said:
Have we ever seen a lolcow escape the farm and go on to become normal before?

Also I'm taking all bets on whether Kyle will try or relapse hard into cowdom.
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The closest was Alison Rapp. who got fired from a cushy do-nothing job at Nintendo by advocating for the lowering the age of consent, posting lewds of her posing with Nintendo products/as their characters, and having a side gig as a hooker.

She forced her soyboy husband to not only take HER last name, but to also go whoring with her and take it up the ass from a dude at least once.

Eventually, her husband got tired of her shit and left her for a younger, less crazy girl, and she ended up in a hovel trying to make a living as an e-girl with little success. She originally started out selling soft core lewds, but eventually had to resort to showing full-on puss in order to keep the simp cash coming.

Last I heard, she ALMOST snagged a rich, hot Korean dude but then she fucked it up because she just had to be "living the weird life". Once she screwed herself out pf a meal ticket, she dropped off the face of the internet and has not been heard from since.

Most of us theorize she got tired of trying so hard to be Weird Internet Girl and living in poverty, so she left to move back in with her family and is probably some right-wing chad's tradwife now
 
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Flexo said:
Also I'm taking all bets on whether Kyle will try or relapse hard into cowdom.
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He probably will. Especially if he sees a little bit of success. He hit rock bottom and settled in for a while now, but he's also incredibly arrogant and his "self hatred" apparently doesn't include any self criticism.
 
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Water-T said:
Most of us theorize she got tired of trying so hard to be Weird Internet Girl and living in poverty, so she left to move back in with her family and is probably some right-wing chad's tradwife now
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You know, I've seen this before; The resident slutty girl from highschool who opened her legs for anyone, later morphing into a tradwife with 4 kids going to a bunch of right wing rallies 10 years later. I don't know if it's a rule or anything, but it's not uncommon.
 
Jones69 said:
You know, I've seen this before; The resident slutty girl from highschool who opened her legs for anyone, later morphing into a tradwife with 4 kids going to a bunch of right wing rallies 10 years later. I don't know if it's a rule or anything, but it's not uncommon.
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The saying used to be... "a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged."

Maybe it should be updated to be "...who's been fucked over (sometimes by life)."
 
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Jones69 said:
You know, I've seen this before; The resident slutty girl from highschool who opened her legs for anyone, later morphing into a tradwife with 4 kids going to a bunch of right wing rallies 10 years later. I don't know if it's a rule or anything, but it's not uncommon.
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I can picture Kyle yearning to be a Conservative Tradwife.
 
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