TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[Ninon42]

Honestly, I don't think Kyle is a bad person, but he's hobbled himself by relying way too much on what people think about him and putting all his effort into trying to convince people of his goodness, as opposed to putting that energy and time into just getting his shit in order.

He wants the illusion of, rather than the act of good. It's performative and sad. Like Lindsay, he's another entertainer who fancied himself an opinion leader but had no gratitude for the people who consumed his content. He squandered his platform to anti-Gamergate pandering, his friends to white knighting a toxic idpol cow and his limited talent to propagandizing. Why? What has it gotten him? He's no crusading troll-busting tranny savior, just a self-loathing lonely almost-middle-aged man with a computer and faded relevance. He's another Arthur Chu.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Honestly, I don't think Kyle is a bad person, but he's hobbled himself by relying way too much on what people think about him and putting all his effort into trying to convince people of his goodness, as opposed to putting that energy and time into just getting his shit in order.

It's just he's a self-righteous douchenozzle about it. He acts all holier than thou, pretends like his shit doesn't stink and gets angry when he's called out on it.

But then he's a fucking leftist soft soyboi who dreamed of being the voice of the people and is just another angry libtard. It's to be expected.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Kyle is now trying desperately and failing miserably to get the attention of terven Twitter. (link/archive)
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Like three people took the bait, dumbass. One could mock his neediness or the stench of unwashed, shameful, furtive coom that emanates from his tweets but I will merely look at his SocialBlade rather than feed his attention whoring ways by sharing it to the terfosphere.
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He's been doing this for almost 16 years as a full time job and these are his numbers
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7 new subs per day if lucky. In contrast, Wendigoon has over 1.2M after less than two years but he's likeable. Kyle is repellent.
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Since he's said before that he reads this thread, hi Kyle! You're a failure.

Fucking kek, good job Kyle. Going woke sure helped improve your life. Keep being a misogynist prick, that'll surely help - have you tried doing a dramatic burning of Harry Potter books video yet?

I follow a pretty lefty guy who plays WRPGs on youtube at a very calm pace with commentary, and simply by uploading regularly and keeping his politisperging mostly out of the vidya, he made his channel a small financial success in about three years. Kyle has been doing this for 15 years and the results are even worse than I ever imagined. All you had to do was make commentaries on arthouse films every week, Kyle. People liked those.

 

[Mizafuginmike]

Yeah, but there’s no plausible future where this guy’s a beloved movie reviewin’ success. Even if he sided with gamergate, or never went on Twitter, or never put Chaz Apocalypse before Jourdain, or pledged eternal loyalty to Doug…. do any of these supposedly disasterous mistakes matter at all? It looks to me like all those potential avenues lead to the same failure of dwindling revenue and shrinking audience as better competitors get online, woke or not.

You guys are acting like he’s squandering talent. Have you seen his content? By latching onto culture wars, breadtube wannabes and tranny outrage, he’s actually probably shaken $15-20 of Patreon support out of the internet more than he would’ve if he just stayed the course solely producing six hour cosplay monologues analyzing Starship Troopers. Whatever petty engagement he’s able to dredge up now that Blip is dead and Channel Awesome shook him off their coattails is his last card to play. Twitter and this thread are probably his strongest SEO assets he’s got going now. Some nonbinary dork might actually sign up for a month if he disses Tucker Carlson enough. Absolutely no one is going to pay him money to expand further on his opinions about PT Anderson or The Matrix in 2022.

 

[Ninon42]

Yeah, but there’s no plausible future where this guy’s a beloved movie reviewin’ success. Even if he sided with gamergate, or never went on Twitter, or never put Chaz Apocalypse before Jourdain, or pledged eternal loyalty to Doug…. do any of these supposedly disasterous mistakes matter at all? It looks to me like all those potential avenues lead to the same failure of dwindling revenue and shrinking audience as better competitors get online, woke or not.

You guys are acting like he’s squandering talent. Have you seen his content? By latching onto culture wars, breadtube wannabes and tranny outrage, he’s actually probably shaken $15-20 of Patreon support out of the internet more than he would’ve if he just stayed the course solely producing six hour cosplay monologues analyzing Starship Troopers. Whatever petty engagement he’s able to dredge up now that Blip is dead and Channel Awesome shook him off their coattails is his last card to play. Twitter and this thread are probably his strongest SEO assets he’s got going now. Some nonbinary dork might actually sign up for a month if he disses Tucker Carlson enough. Absolutely no one is going to pay him money to expand further on his opinions about PT Anderson or The Matrix in 2022.

What he had was an opportunity that most creators of the time would have literally killed for by being on TGWTG/CA/other CA. That chance, those connections. He's done precisely fuckall with it while others like Lindsay, her pet Todd and human colostomy bag Dan Olson have managed to thrive on patreonbux. His scope was always limited by possessing the charisma of wet cardboard as well as being the last organism on the planet to figure out he was gay QUEER bi. His current full-time job as an impotent slapfighter on twitter is just funny. While other men his age have families, jobs, responsibilities and legacies, Kyle has memories and anxiety. What can you do but laugh?

 

[Water-T]

Yeah, but there’s no plausible future where this guy’s a beloved movie reviewin’ success. Even if he sided with gamergate, or never went on Twitter, or never put Chaz Apocalypse before Jourdain, or pledged eternal loyalty to Doug…. do any of these supposedly disasterous mistakes matter at all? It looks to me like all those potential avenues lead to the same failure of dwindling revenue and shrinking audience as better competitors get online, woke or not.

You guys are acting like he’s squandering talent. Have you seen his content? By latching onto culture wars, breadtube wannabes and tranny outrage, he’s actually probably shaken $15-20 of Patreon support out of the internet more than he would’ve if he just stayed the course solely producing six hour cosplay monologues analyzing Starship Troopers. Whatever petty engagement he’s able to dredge up now that Blip is dead and Channel Awesome shook him off their coattails is his last card to play. Twitter and this thread are probably his strongest SEO assets he’s got going now. Some nonbinary dork might actually sign up for a month if he disses Tucker Carlson enough. Absolutely no one is going to pay him money to expand further on his opinions about PT Anderson or The Matrix in 2022.

I'm not saying that Kyle is the next auteur like Steven Soderbergh or Quentin Tarantino just waiting to be discovered, but he did make some entertaining videos at his peak (like his review of The Man Who Fell To Earth, where he reworked Bowie songs into the review).

If he had spent more time networking and hustling like his former friends Lindsay and Todd did instead of virtue sperging on Twitter and chasing after toxic cunts, then perhaps right now he'd be raking in a decent amount per month on Patreon instead of screeching like a r3tard on Twitter

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm not saying that Kyle is the next auteur like Steven Soderbergh or Quentin Tarantino just waiting to be discovered, but he did make some entertaining videos at his peak (like his review of The Man Who Fell To Earth, where he reworked Bowie songs into the review).

If he had spent more time networking and hustling like his former friends Lindsay and Todd did instead of virtue sperging on Twitter and chasing after toxic cunts, then perhaps right now he'd be raking in a decent amount per month on Patreon instead of screeching like a r3tard on Twitter

Early Kyle was at least watchable. I won't say he was good but he could be an easy way to waste 20 minutes while he delved into a movie. But even before he left Channel Autism he had become unwatchable.

 

[JimGreen]

Oh Kyle

 

[Captain Syrup]

Oh Kyle

Feels like I'm Kyle's mom glancing up from her sudoku.

"That's nice, dear."

 

[Hummingbird]

Kyle, go Touch grass.

I'd be more for him licking a wall socket myself.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Oh Kyle

Yes because they're like that and supporting Johnny Depp means that Johnny is wrong? How does that even work?

Everybody sees that Amber is a bitch and that while she alleges that Johnny hit her, nobody ever say any bruises on her face. The bitch is lying. Deal with it.

 

[Jaimas]

What he had was an opportunity that most creators of the time would have literally killed for by being on TGWTG/CA/other CA. That chance, those connections. He's done precisely fuckall with it while others like Lindsay, her pet Todd and human colostomy bag Dan Olson have managed to thrive on patreonbux. His scope was always limited by possessing the charisma of wet cardboard as well as being the last organism on the planet to figure out he was gay QUEER bi. His current full-time job as an impotent slapfighter on twitter is just funny. While other men his age have families, jobs, responsibilities and legacies, Kyle has memories and anxiety. What can you do but laugh?

Laugh even harder when you remember this Autistic fuckstick was so toxic on CA that he was second only to Dan Olson in how hard he went, and all for the honor of someone who I would be hard-pressed to believe ever fucking heard of him.

 

[Water-T]

Kyle once again shows that he is incapable of learning anything from his mistakes.

 

[Ninon42]

Kyle continues to spiral. It's a almost impressive how long he's been circling the drain and growing more histrionic and aggressive in correlation to his ever-dropping Twitter follower count. Some of his latest antics include:

defending pedos to own the MAGAts

Responding with name-calling and nonsense from a random sentence generator

Bitchfighting about fandoms


And attacking a random she/they who appears to be trying to defend Kyle. Maybe not so random though; this girl (the art and writing look like an actual girl) has a real hate-on for Jourdain.

Spoiler: A deep dive into this not-so-random

What she wrote:



Her tumblr main page, tumblr art page and bio:

And the twitter account follows the usual breadtube/Chez Apocalypse crowd almost exclusively. It's a pretty obvious burner that has only posted about the Kyle/Jourdain/Dany shit.


Calling Searles a terf is...woof. I speak for all the terven when I say we don't claim that dickpanderer. This is unusual because they go hard for Dany, who has no fan base. It's weird. Oh, and she's a fan of Lindsay Ellis too because of course she is


This all is only notable because around the time the Dany allegations really went public in April 2021 (the "assault" happened in December 2019), there were a few random twitter accounts that popped up to stan for Dany using Todd's name and pfp. They disappeared quickly, but had a similar vibe.


Could be different people idk but a funny coincidence nonetheless

 

[JimGreen]

Thank you for taking the time doing all this. I took a quick look at his twitter yesterday and noped out of there. It was too confusing.

 

[Water-T]

GODDAMN, that bitch screwed with his head so badly that he's still got Stockholm Syndrome for the woman who fucked up his life, his career, his friendships, and whatever was left of his mind.

I had held out some hope that Kyle could get help and move on, maybe pick up the pieces of his life and start over, but now it's clear he's drunk on the Kool-Aid. The only solution is for him to take a nap in the path of an Amtrak and end his misery quickly.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

GODDAMN, that bitch screwed with his head so badly that he's still got Stockholm Syndrome for the woman who fucked up his life, his career, his friendships, and whatever was left of his mind.

I had held out some hope that Kyle could get help and move on, maybe pick up the pieces of his life and start over, but now it's clear he's drunk on the Kool-Aid. The only solution is for him to take a nap in the path of an Amtrak and end his misery quickly.

He's such a Beta Bitch if she married the guy she's currently dating someday he'd tweet out on the day of the wedding this.

"I'm happy she has found someone to love her the way I wanted too.".

 

[Ninon42]

GODDAMN, that bitch screwed with his head so badly that he's still got Stockholm Syndrome for the woman who fucked up his life, his career, his friendships, and whatever was left of his mind.

I had held out some hope that Kyle could get help and move on, maybe pick up the pieces of his life and start over, but now it's clear he's drunk on the Kool-Aid. The only solution is for him to take a nap in the path of an Amtrak and end his misery quickly.

Kyle is the embodiment of fecklessness at this point. Why he doesn't just get himself a nice theatergay boyfriend to sing musicals and watch movies with I don't understand. It's like he actively does not want to be happy.

It's okay to walk away from the internet and just enjoy life, Kyle. Not everything needs to be a fight.

 

[Water-T]

Kyle is the embodiment of fecklessness at this point. Why he doesn't just get himself a nice theatergay boyfriend to sing musicals and watch movies with I don't understand. It's like he actively does not want to be happy.

It's okay to walk away from the internet and just enjoy life, Kyle. Not everything needs to be a fight.

Seriously. The best thing for Kyle to do is to GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET, find a job that has nothing to do with YouTube, and get a boyfriend who will dick his prostate so good he'll forget Jourdain ever existed.

But it's obvious he prefers to wallow in his misery and tighten the celice around his leg while groveling to that psycho bitch for forgiveness until he passes out from blood loss.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Seriously. The best thing for Kyle to do is to GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET, find a job that has nothing to do with YouTube, and get a boyfriend who will dick his prostate so good he'll forget Jourdain ever existed.

But it's obvious he prefers to wallow in his misery and tighten the celice around his leg while groveling to that psycho bitch for forgiveness until he passes out from blood loss.

He seems determined to be as unhappy as possible. Like he's all about being at his lowest point and pushing people away.

I mean tortured artist feelings aside, why doesn't he just do a flip if he's this determined to be such a little bitch?