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LucasSomething said:
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Porn-Addiction

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How to defeat One-Punch Man: Exploit his porn addiction weakness
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Goofus watches stripper movies on his new cellular device.

Gallant abstains from bawdy videos and has Leukemia.
 
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AnOminous said:
Holy fuck, 121 people on this shithole full of near subhuman speds think "stick forks in your eyes" is actually good advice.
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I think you are giving them too much credit. Lets break this down.

The advice being given is to not stick forks in your eyes. Now we all know this is practical advice and common knowledge and I can't really say someone telling me something so obvious is really being "helpful". I have to assume that the 414 people that rated it helpful are people that never considered this information before and might have stuck forks in their eyes if it wasn't for this advice. However I also wouldn't consider someone giving me obvious but still practical advice "unhelpful" either which leads me to believe that the 121 people that rated it unhelpful did so because the advice came too late and already forked their eyes out.
 
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Burned Man said:
However I also wouldn't consider someone giving me obvious but still practical advice "unhelpful" either which leads me to believe that the 121 people that rated it unhelpful did so because the advice came too late and already forked their eyes out.
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How could they rate it if they'd already gouged out their eyes with forks? Or maybe this 121 were the ones who stopped after gouging out just one.

Here's someone who took the advice:

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AnOminous said:
How could they rate it if they'd already gouged out their eyes with forks? Or maybe this 121 were the ones who stopped after gouging out just one.

Here's someone who took the advice:

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I think we we'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume the 121 are the one eyed and that there is an uncounted number of users that have forks instead of eyes now. The real question is are these people blessed or cursed now that they can't use wikihow guides?
 
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Praise Arctic Silver 5! May thy temps remain comfy.
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Phoenix Wright hanging out with some guy in a sweater vest.
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Agent 47 being a compassionate doctor. Or not.
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This scene kid guide is still getting updated. Scene kids in 2020!
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Dear Mr Musk, fly me to the moon.
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Dr W said:
Wait, the fact that this is called a "warm blooded" horse implies the existence of cold blooded horses.
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Cold blooded horses are heavy draft types. Hot blooded horses are light saddle breeds like Arabians and Thoroughbreds, and then theres a class of middling sport horses called warmbloods. It generally refers to their temperament, but every horse is an individual.
 
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Basil II said:
It seems like Wikihow is like some elaborate esoteric comedy project. How the hell is there just so many and they're all terrible in their own unique way?
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I think it has a lot in common with the absolute cesspool of idiocy that was Yahoo Answers. It just attracts genuinely stupid people who have no idea how to do anything and then along with that, completely rampant shitposting.
 
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