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Get in the damn robot
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I got this ad and thought I would try to find what wikiHow article they stole it from

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Can't find a match yet! But I know it's there! somewhere...

Here's some beautiful things I found in the interim.
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In the middle of my search I found that some answers are PAYWALLED. Never seen this before.
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I think the best thing I found today was this article. The writing isn't all that funny, just the fact that there are people out there who want to perform a wolf move on their dog that is known to increase the animal's aggression over time, and that the writers felt the need to tell this kind of person to not punch their dog in the face.
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It seems like Wikihow is like some elaborate esoteric comedy project. How the hell is there just so many and they're all terrible in their own unique way?
Ads. It's always the ads.
Yahoo! Answers didn't have the wacky illustrations, though.
Google penalizes text-only sites, and rewards sites with pictures.
 


Looks like they updated it and Creepy Dakimakura Dude is gone, only to be replaced with TV Ass-Toucher.

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I love that expression, and how he's clearly touching her ass. You just know that he wants to jump in front of a Mitsubishi Fuso box truck and be isekai'd to her dimension so he can fondle her ass for real. :smug:

... and then promptly turn into a little twinkle in the sky when she slaps the shit out of him and sends him into the stratosphere.
 

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Be careful with these, kiwis. This is some pretty high-level trolling, don't let it consume you lest you become an irredeemable monster.
I dare you to try. Thanks to wikiHow, I know exactly how to deal with this kind of shit.

What to Say to Make Your Haters Back Off

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Fake them out with this one-two punch. Make the first sentence real sweet, then follow it up with a deadpan look for the second. Maybe throw in an eye roll. However you deliver this line, it'll make it clear exactly how you feel about them.
  • "Remember when we first met? Personally, I try not to."
  • "I wish we could go back to before we met. And then keep it that way."



http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Minnesotan
I don't know why I found this as funny as I did.
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I dare you to try. Thanks to wikiHow, I know exactly how to deal with this kind of shit.

What to Say to Make Your Haters Back Off

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You better ####ing watch what you say to me, you ##### (mom wont let me curse) because I can fite back!!!!!
How to Take Revenge on Your Enemies
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And if you're still not done... lets just say... u dont want to mess with me... because I have a plan b...
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I love how many of these read like a child came up with the ideas and then an adult just edited it for grammar and nothing else. Probably true in many cases.
 
I love how many of these read like a child came up with the ideas and then an adult just edited it for grammar and nothing else. Probably true in many cases.
Many such cases. Anyway, I consulted with the council of elders in the Top-Secret Inner Circle and we agreed that wikiHow articles are in fact funny and that the thread was worth a bump. Probably the strangest thing is that the site is actually quite successful, assuming their jobs page is not bullshit, considering its main use case is to give largely bad advice to autistic children who need help cooking Pop-Tarts (currently a featured article).

How to Avoid Urinal Splashback

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How to Urinate in the Ocean Discreetly

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Step 1: urinate in the ocean.

How to Pee Standing Up as a Woman: With and without a Device

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How to Be Comfortable Urinating in Front of People

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How to Recognize and Defeat the Leviathan Spirit

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How to Tell if a Last Name Is Jewish

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Critically important information for /pol/ users.



The categories themselves can be quite funny. I just noticed that some of the urine articles are under the Discreet Bodily Etiquette category.

How to Cope if You Wet Yourself in Public

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How to Spit

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How to Cover up a Fart in High School Settings

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