Laughable wikiHow guides

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If a furry were to do this to a girl in real life, she wouldn't relax like the one in the pic.
 
http://pt.wikihow.com/Defender-a-Si-Mesmo

It's written in such an exagerrated way and agressive way it's hilarious, but sadly it's in portuguese and most of the can't even be translated well enough. Lines similar to "Do a double ear slap on the bastard!" or "Try to fall on top of your rival" make it seems like this is supposed to be fun instead of self defense.

At least you can see this picture of a BADASS Jojo B.A. reject.

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http://wikihow.com/Customize-a-My-Little-Pony

But seriously wtf, why would you go to the hassle of ripping a ponies head off, pulling out tails with tweezers etc?

Pony (and doll in general) customization is a fairly popular thing. Taking off the head makes it possible to take out and replace the mane and tail, and while the pony is hairless it's easy to paint.
 
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