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That Guy said:
I love how Barb is acting all uppity like Catherine wants a free house to live in. Also that part about being "common" :lol::lol::lol:
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Haha, oh definitely. Really, this is Barb's attitude to everything. Barb's always looking to con everyone, so, in her mind, everyone is looking to con her. Even when it's completely ridiculous and batshit. No one wants to live in a filthy hoard-house, Barb.
Rogowski said:
Lol at theoretical relationships. At least he's come to terms with that.
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Heh, actually, this is a funny interpretation that Chris presents the trolls as.

Chris kind of yoyos back and forth between two interpretations of troll girlfriends: they're either genuine relationships OR they're evil trolls fucking with Chris. Which interpretation Chris takes depends on which serves his current purposes better.

So if Chris is wanting to present himself as a tortured soul? Oh, those evil trolls fucked with me for years!

But if Chris wants to feel like an experienced playboy? Oh, I had lots of (theoretical) ex-girlfriends. You would be lucky to have such an experienced lover like me!

And honestly, I think Chris holds both these interpretations in his head simultaneously. Chris always feels like he's tortured by the world and he always feels like he's a brilliant, autistic genius about everything. He doesn't really sit down to think about how these two views might be contradictory.
 
"My mother even theorized, from her experiences and observations of manipulative and bad people, you went out with me in attempt of a free house to crash in."
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Yes, that's exactly it. He was being used so that someone could have the opportunity to live in the glorious hovel that he shares with that pretentious Snorlax of a mother. I mean, what woman in their right mind wouldn't want to live in a disgusting hoarder's paradise with a "lesbian" man-child who can't respect when she has told him no, all while throwing a tantrum demanding his entitlement to her body and affections?

Such blinding wisdom! Why, Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of such a brilliant deduction! Bravo, Chris!

......In all seriousness though, I think I'd sooner drink poison than live in such a situation. I've been lurking and studying Christory since I first heard about him after the GameStop incident, and (this may sound silly) it still baffles me to this day how he's so full of himself when he has absolutely nothing going for him whatsoever.

Besides, even if someone did happen to "crash" at his house, I daresay they wouldn't make it out alive. Between toppling piles of rubbish, rats and bugs, potential fire hazards, and Chris's unwillingness to let you ever see the sun again after enslaving you for his own (if the person happened to be a woman), the chances are stacked against any who would dare be foolish enough to attempt such a sleepover.
 
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Chris said:
"Well, I have been suffering from the high blood pressure too, and when my heart beats, it feels like a Mexican jumping bean inside a Lego 2X4-brick-size-thick heavy plastic container. ***thunk, plink, thunk, plink***
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...I lost it at the accompanying sound effects.
 
I said it before and I'll say it again. The ultimate Chris Chan troll is Chris himself. Here he had the chance of friendship with a woman and he just had to turn it into a creepy attempt to get hanky panky.
 
Like the CWCki says, Chris still sees the "friend zone" as merely a delay and obstacle to reaching china.
 
Reading this in one go you can reall tell he's his mothers Tom Girl, he is trying to and is hilariously intept ad using emotional manipulation to get what he wants when that fails he resorts to the only form of manipulation he is skilled at and that's childish winging.
 
I'd love to understand what Chris is trying to do.

Chris seems to believe that any female he wants to attract is nothing more than a robot that can be programmed to fall in love with him just by interacting with him enough times.

I talked to her +1 point
I bought her flowers +3 points
I said she looks very pretty +6 points
48 more points needed until she becomes my girlfriend and wants to have sex with me

Regardless, it's pretty much needless to say that there's a very complicated and ridiculous dating formula that Chris seems to think women have.


But of course, considering that Chris is shallowly looking for eye candy partners on internet dating sites and adult clubs, the dating formula for the women of his desires is much more simple and is as follows:

Do you find this attractive? Yes or No?
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DanteOblong said:
And some people still think he changed, at all. :roll:
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Can we now say he'll hole up in his room going nowhere again over this fit of entitlement? It'll be like he never even shown up to that club in his life. His grudges are stranger than fiction.

GG Chris, now, thank you for providing us this swell content.

It's funny; when he blows hot air around it just slays Chris to slumber. Unbelievable.
 
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Hylian Heroine said:
"My mother even theorized, from her experiences and observations of manipulative and bad people, you went out with me in attempt of a free house to crash in."

Yes, that's exactly it.
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Can you blame Barb for grasping for an explanation? The actual reason Catherine went out with Chris is much, much stranger.
 
Kirby said:
I'd love to understand what Chris is trying to do.

Chris seems to believe that any female he wants to attract is nothing more than a robot that can be programmed to fall in love with him just by interacting with him enough times.

I talked to her +1 point
I bought her flowers +3 points
I said she looks very pretty +6 points
48 more points needed until she becomes my girlfriend and wants to have sex with me

Regardless, it's pretty much needless to say that there's a very complicated and ridiculous dating formula that Chris seems to think women have.


But of course, considering that Chris is shallowly looking for eye candy partners on internet dating sites and adult clubs, the dating formula for the women of his desires is much more simple and is as follows:

Do you find this attractive? Yes or No?
nzognp.jpg
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Chris sounds like he has a serious case of Nice Guy, or I suppose in his case, Nice Gal syndrome. "Look at all these nice things I did for you, why won't you go out with me already? I held that door for you why won't you have sex with me already? Why are you playing these cruel mind games to such a nice gal like me?"

asperhes said:
Can you blame Barb for grasping for an explanation? The actual reason Catherine went out with Chris is much, much stranger.
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You'd think Barb, after all these years, would have noticed that people seem to have an uncanny interest in documenting and messing with Chris. Given how much he rants about the INTERNET TROLLS to everyone, it seems almost impossible that she doesn't realize it's just another troll trying to bait Chris for content.

Also, from this dump, I enjoyed the fact that no matter how many times Catherine reminds him that they were never dating period, Chris continues to go on and on about it as if they were ex's. Continuously talking about 'rekindling' their relationship. And yeah, there's the, "I don't believe I'm entitled to a relationship...But I totally think I'm entitled a relationship," part.
 
Marvin said:
Haha, oh definitely. Really, this is Barb's attitude to everything. Barb's always looking to con everyone, so, in her mind, everyone is looking to con her. Even when it's completely ridiculous and batshit. No one wants to live in a filthy hoard-house, Barb.

Heh, actually, this is a funny interpretation that Chris presents the trolls as.

Chris kind of yoyos back and forth between two interpretations of troll girlfriends: they're either genuine relationships OR they're evil trolls fucking with Chris. Which interpretation Chris takes depends on which serves his current purposes better.

So if Chris is wanting to present himself as a tortured soul? Oh, those evil trolls fucked with me for years!

But if Chris wants to feel like an experienced playboy? Oh, I had lots of (theoretical) ex-girlfriends. You would be lucky to have such an experienced lover like me!

And honestly, I think Chris holds both these interpretations in his head simultaneously. Chris always feels like he's tortured by the world and he always feels like he's a brilliant, autistic genius about everything. He doesn't really sit down to think about how these two views might be contradictory.
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One of the hilarious parts of our trip was visiting the rental house. It's lakeside property in a really nice neighborhood. It's got a brand new kitchen and looks great. Much better than 14 BLC. Yet when you hear the rental tour audio it sounds like a huge shit hole and their accounts make it seem even worse. I bet they didn't get their deposit back, probably fucked that house up good in the short time they lived there. The fact that it was still vacant 4 months after they left speaks volumes.
 
asperhes said:
Can you blame Barb for grasping for an explanation? The actual reason Catherine went out with Chris is much, much stranger.
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Grasping for an explanation is one thing. I'd be grasping for explanations too if I failed so miserably at life that I found myself in her shoes, and if my hell-spawn happened to find someone who even had the stomach to feign interest in him. However, to even assume that someone would want to infiltrate a house so nightmarish that it could be comparable to one of the circles of hell, is beyond delusional.

But then again, we already knew that about their delusions, didn't we?

(As an aside, I did read that Catherine went out with Chris due to the fact that "she wasn't real and trolls lonely, crazy men" to quote the CWCki. Was that the reason, or was there something I've missed on the tumble down this proverbial rabbit hole?)
 
lipitor said:
One of the hilarious parts of our trip was visiting the rental house. It's lakeside property in a really nice neighborhood. It's got a brand new kitchen and looks great. Much better than 14 BLC. Yet when you hear the rental tour audio it sounds like a huge shit hole and their accounts make it seem even worse. I bet they didn't get their deposit back, probably fucked that house up good in the short time they lived there. The fact that it was still vacant 4 months after they left speaks volumes.
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Two dogs that can't ever be left alone speaks volumes ...
 
Chandler Cats said:
Two dogs that can't ever be left alone speaks volumes ...
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Dude its not that the dogs are untrained or feral, they just know how to spot a good deal and mark it(with urine, it's the canine form of copyright).. They live in Barb's horde I mean come on, how could you not be overly defensive about that treasure trove! So yea, you're totally wrong about those dogs. They're elite guard dogs trained by the ghost of patti-chan. They've earned the right to piss and shit where ever they want.
 
You see, this is why I am afraid Chris will fuck up his current friendships. She might be out there making friends, but she will weird them out when she starts doing this "Give me china" act all over again. Which I fear will happen.
 
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Peter Capaldi said:
You see, this is why I am afraid Chris will fuck up his current friendships. He might be out there making friends, but she will weird them out when she starts doing this "Give me china" act all over again. Which I fear will happen.
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He'll, like I said before, begrudge these arguments to the point of falling back into his Hermit-Kermit ways. I cannot say for certain, but Chris Chandler will just hole himself up like a vault dweller.
 
NumberingYourState said:
He'll, like I said before, begrudge these arguments to the point of falling back into his Hermit-Kermit ways. I cannot say for certain, but Chris Chandler will just hole himself up like a vault dweller.
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Christory likes to repeat itself.

But once again, the call of china will become too strong, and he'll emerge into the light of day, changed, as the new glorious saga begins.
 
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