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People have tried to pound into his head that to get somebody to like you, you have to act likable. He thinks he knows better.
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All those comments about people anticipating Barb's death make me feel uneasy, but only because my grandma's name is Barbara and she's almost the same age.
Well anyway, aren't those messages just amazing. From Henry VIII to Care Bears, that's our Chris.
Well anyway, aren't those messages just amazing. From Henry VIII to Care Bears, that's our Chris.
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And Legos. Just needs a Sonic shout out. Children's cartoons/video games, toys, Virginia, and his own mother's insane ramblings are all Chris knows.
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I think Chris prefers one way communication. He sent "Catie" and several of Thetan's personas multiple texts without a single reply from them and never seemed fazed by it in the least. He sent Megan over a dozen emails without any sort of reply and didn't seemed to take the hint. Has there ever been a time when Chris did the whole "WHY HAVEN'Y YOU MESSAGED ME BACK?!" or "PLEASE RESPOND!" sort of thing that desperate people like him are famous for?
This leads to the conclusion that Chris honestly believes that when he speaks the entire world not only listens to him but wants to listen to him. Whenever Chris speaks and someone interjects he just goes silent like he's offended or dumbfounded that someone else has something to say.
It's just another example of his ego. "I do the talking and you do the listening."
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This was a goldmine of goof.
"You can't rationalize or disillusion yourself like Daffy Duck did"
"Like Lucy Van Pelt telling Schroeder, "I'm returning all of the gifts I was going to give you"
"And then you reply like as if I'm some sort of overbearing individual who speaks "Wah Wah" like in the Charlie Brown cartoons?"
Been watching too many cartoons there, fatty.
"Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the UGLY GROWTH that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"
Still can't quite cover the fact that the lesbianism is just a ploy to sneak that duck into China...
"like a melted then petrified Lego piece"
"and when my heart beats, it feels like a Mexican jumping bean inside a Lego 2X4-brick-size-thick heavy plastic container. ***thunk, plink, thunk, plink***"
Too much LEGO.
"the Relationship and Removal of Your Love and Emotions for me, it is like emptying a book of EVERYTHING but the Table of Lack of Contents"
I'm Twelve Years Old and What is This?
"I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline."
...and out comes the spoiled entitlement. When all else fails...
"I am Most Certainly Entitled to the True, Honest, Loving and Good Relationship, because I Have been In and Out of more than Ten Faulty Relationships, Real And Theoretical"
I'm thinking the emphasis here should be on theoretical.
"Well, I am recovered enough to move forward from the breakup"
So theoretical.
"You can't rationalize or disillusion yourself like Daffy Duck did"
"Like Lucy Van Pelt telling Schroeder, "I'm returning all of the gifts I was going to give you"
"And then you reply like as if I'm some sort of overbearing individual who speaks "Wah Wah" like in the Charlie Brown cartoons?"
Been watching too many cartoons there, fatty.
"Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the UGLY GROWTH that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"
Still can't quite cover the fact that the lesbianism is just a ploy to sneak that duck into China...
"like a melted then petrified Lego piece"
"and when my heart beats, it feels like a Mexican jumping bean inside a Lego 2X4-brick-size-thick heavy plastic container. ***thunk, plink, thunk, plink***"
Too much LEGO.
"the Relationship and Removal of Your Love and Emotions for me, it is like emptying a book of EVERYTHING but the Table of Lack of Contents"
I'm Twelve Years Old and What is This?
"I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline."
...and out comes the spoiled entitlement. When all else fails...
"I am Most Certainly Entitled to the True, Honest, Loving and Good Relationship, because I Have been In and Out of more than Ten Faulty Relationships, Real And Theoretical"
I'm thinking the emphasis here should be on theoretical.
"Well, I am recovered enough to move forward from the breakup"
So theoretical.
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I'm not sure about the Wallflower, but I'm fairly sure Megan didn't want to get into an intimate situation with Our Autistic Hero. Unfortunately, Chris has a written-in-stone idea of how romance works that conflicts pretty harshly with reality, combined with the impulse control of a kleptomaniac. Hence the serial groping.
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The Lego stuff just kills me. Many adults are interested in Lego and do cool shit with it, Chris uses it to literally play out his fantasies to replace drawing Sonichu comics. And yes, Chris's isolation and lack of experience is remarkable. No wonder he compared going to an anime con on his own to living in another part of the country.
Also, the damn near seven incher still cracks me up. Maybe he confused inches with centimeters.
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Melted legos? Didn't a cat die in the fire? Chris is not tactful enough to avoid bringing that up in an attempt to guilt people so I can only assume he cares way more about his stupid lego shit melting than a living creature who died a horrible death.
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http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Open_Relationship_E-mails#Need_my_daughter
literally the only time i've ever seen him say something like that in all my years of chris-watching, but he did just get rejected by a sperm bank. that was his last-ditch effort to get crystal before he came up with the idea of impregnating a lesbian
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What sperm bank wouldnt want some of that hunka hunka burnin' love? He is royalty after all.
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Brother, Chris sounds like a stereotypical neanderthal male!
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I wish I could "winner" this a hundred times. I've wondered for so long how to communicate to him that he constantly exhibits every awful "male" trait he's always bitching about seeing in other men.
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It's pretty hilarious that he still wants an open relationship, despite being completely possessive over women.
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That's an interesting detail. It might be a symptom of his autism, actually. Like, when a normal person messages someone else, and they don't respond, the person start getting super nervous about a lack of a response. Why aren't they responding? Maybe they don't like me? Maybe I offended them? What did I do wrong?
Of course, these kind of thoughts never enter Chris' head. Chris thinks everything must be going swimmingly, and it's only when the girl explicitly tells him otherwise does he start to panic.
Intimate in the sense that they spent time together. Trying to shout over loud music in a bar isn't very intimate. Having lots of spergy sessions obsessing over Sailor Moon is more intimate, relatively speaking.
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Both gloating and lying about a body part he hates.
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He doesn't hate it. If he encounters a straight women he brags about his cock, if he encounters a lesbian all the sudden it's an "ugly growth." This is just yet another attempt by the tard king to mimic Borb's brand of manipulation but being too stupid to pull it off.
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