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I wonder if all the Lego and cartoon analogies arose because his high school writing class told him that metaphors and similes made writing more persuasive. There's certainly a higher density of them than in his normal writing. He's never given us a simile for what the blue arms are like.
 
Ravenor said:
I'm waiting for the post where Chris has ruined yet another friendship
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I'm beginning to think that this saga won't go out in a bang, but just die a slowly death when Chris begins to realize he's spending too much money and that place and it's been several years of going each week and he has yet to get any china.

Impulse won't be the next Megan/Wallflower, it'll be the next Wesley Mem
 
Ruin said:
He doesn't hate it. If he encounters a straight women he brags about his cock, if he encounters a lesbian all the sudden it's an "ugly growth." This is just yet another attempt by the tard king to mimic Borb's brand of manipulation but being too stupid to pull it off.
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His hatred for his ugly growth down there is real. The reasons for his more recent gender problems may stem from his autism, legitimate gender dysphoria, or just Chris being plain stupid. But he at the very least believes it. I see it more as him freaking out when he realizes Catherine isn't going to fall for him, and he thinks that maybe one possible reason for it is because of his identifying as a woman. In desperation, he reminds Catherine that he still has a penis, and brags about its size in a futile attempt to win her back. That said, as you say, if he finds a straight woman who isn't into his lesbian tribbing, he wouldn't shy away from talking about his penis again. He hates it, but he's willing to put up with it at times if he feels it'll get him china.
 
Let's talk about how Chris loves to go on about having an open relationship.

As soon as he heard about Colin, he flipped his shit. Apparently it's all right for him to get other women (a laughable notion, of course) but his girl ain't getting any side dong, period.
 
Mashed Potato Grenade said:
I'm beginning to think that this saga won't go out in a bang, but just die a slowly death when Chris begins to realize he's spending too much money and that place and it's been several years of going each week and he has yet to get any china.

Impulse won't be the next Megan/Wallflower, it'll be the next Wesley Mem
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I don't agree.
Firstly, it's not just about sex. He has a good time there. Lots of nice people to talk to. I get the sense his attitude is usually "no sweethearts found tonight, but I still had fun".
Secondly, he doesn't give up on china plans very easily. How long did the attraction signs last? And that was an infinitely dumber plan than going to a bar and hitting on women.

That Guy said:
Let's talk about how Chris loves to go on about having an open relationship.

As soon as he heard about Colin, he flipped his shit. Apparently it's all right for him to get other women (a laughable notion, of course) but his girl ain't getting any side dong, period.
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He was creepily loyal to Catie. He pledged his loyalty, talked about marriage and never went after anyone else. He doesn't really want an open relationship. He seems to have the idea in his head that an open relationship is asking less of a woman because he doesn't need to be the only person in her life. So he thinks he is more likely to get a girl that way. Then once they are in the open relationship they are true and loyal sweethearts for life, because logic.

I think the only thing "open" Chris would want in a relationship might be the occassional threesome with another woman. But he doesn't want his sweetheart with anyone else, and he doesn't particularly want to be with anyone else either.

I just think his "open relationship" stuff is more stupid than hypocritical. It would be hypocritical if he freaked out about Colin while hitting on other girls. But he freaked out about Colin and pledged his own undying love, so it's just dumb.
 
timtommy said:
I don't agree.
Firstly, it's not just about sex. He has a good time there. Lots of nice people to talk to. I get the sense his attitude is usually "no sweethearts found tonight, but I still had fun".
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I'm not that sure. I'm sensing he's having fun know because he thinks that china is imminent. He sees the ladies walking along one by one and he's sure that the next one is that elusive boyfriend-free girl that he'll make into a sweetheart from the ground-up. The possibility of heterosexual intercourse is what makes for Chris a gay social club so alluring.

I'm not saying that it'll happen tomorrow or even anytime in 2015. He'll keep going as long as the tugboat allows him. But wait 3 or 5 years. He'll drop it and kick it to the curb like an old shoemaker.

Eventually it'll dawn on Chris that every time he's there he's surrounded by homos and that there is indeed an infinitely-high pickle factor on the dance floor of a gay bar.
 
BillRiley said:
I'm not sure about the Wallflower, but I'm fairly sure Megan didn't want to get into an intimate situation with Our Autistic Hero. Unfortunately, Chris has a written-in-stone idea of how romance works that conflicts pretty harshly with reality, combined with the impulse control of a kleptomaniac. Hence the serial groping.
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Apocalypso said:
Could we regard Chris' whole male-lesbian getup as a form of an attraction sign? We already know he's only doing it to get the attention of the ladiez.
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Too bad Chris looks only at the bright side of his ideas, and not on the other.
Pros: Gets everyone's attention. Including straight and lesbian ladies.
Cons: Acts like a massive china deflector. I doubt even homos would want him.
 
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