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Mashed Potato Grenade said:
I'm not that sure. I'm sensing he's having fun know because he thinks that china is imminent. He sees the ladies walking along one by one and he's sure that the next one is that elusive boyfriend-free girl that he'll make into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
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Eh, Chris isn't that optimistic. He's more hopeful. While he hopes the next one is going to be his sweetheart, he won't be heartbroken when she turns him down. Chris has been dealing with rejection for years.
Mashed Potato Grenade said:
The possibility of heterosexual intercourse is what makes for Chris a gay social club so alluring.
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Heh, not heterosexual intercourse. Chris is looking for the possibility of rubbing his taint on some girls vagina.
Mashed Potato Grenade said:
I'm not saying that it'll happen tomorrow or even anytime in 2015. He'll keep going as long as the tugboat allows him. But wait 3 or 5 years. He'll drop it and kick it to the curb like an old shoemaker.

Eventually it'll dawn on Chris that every time he's there he's surrounded by homos and that there is indeed an infinitely-high pickle factor on the dance floor of a gay bar.
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I think you exaggerate Chris' ability to identify when a plan has failed him. Chris can, and will, continue doing the wrong thing indefinitely as long as he sees even the tiniest glimmer of hope and no other alternatives.

Basically, Chris will continue going to Impulse until he finds another place that has at least as many ladies as Impulse and let him openly talk about sex shit without getting kicked out. I don't think there's anything else that beats Impulse like that in a small city like Charlottesville.

Edit: Note, Chris also is genuinely having fun. That keeps his spirits up and helps mask his losses, emotionally. Even when he doesn't actually bag a lady, he still feels like "he's getting closer". Like it's an RPG and he's wearing down his enemy's hitpoints. (Stole that analogy from @lipitor .)
 
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Marvin said:
he still feels like "he's getting closer". Like it's an RPG and he's wearing down his enemy's hitpoints. (Stole that analogy from @lipitor .)
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That analogy might be closer to the truth than we even expect.

Chrs has shown that he likes to deal with numbers, absolutes and truths*.
Heart level, scale of respect, OkCupid percentages, third date rule, even the inexplicable insertion of "≥" signs and numbers in his workbook.

I would say, that he treats the world like a MMORPG, but he thinks all other people are NPCs, so it does sound like a standard RPG adventure set in modern times for Chris. Minus any fighting. With lots of minigames (Legos, video games, sex toys). And of course focused on his love quest for china.

Actually... For Chris the world is just a giant dating sim. With lots of hidden numbers, indicating how well you fare with others. You don't need to care for them, as long as they like you. And when they like you, you'd get what you want from them.

And the tugboat is just a money cheat.

*it doesn't matter to him if the truth is objective or that he just thinks it is.
 
Marvin said:
Howdy fellas.

I'm something off of sober. but I still want to share this with you:


Edit: Having a beer at like 1 AM. Just to clarify: A large portion of these emails were already dropped. I think the important/new parts were some of the text messages.
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According to Chris; no is not an excuse to stop, you must continue till they say yes

I'm definitely sure this was the same experience with Megan in very way
 
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MediExcalibur2012 said:
According to Chris; no is not an excuse to stop, you must continue till they say yes

I'm definitely sure this was the same experience with Megan in very way
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What's with the Henry VIII references? Did Catie get him to watch The Tudors or something? There's lots of screwing in that show so I imagine Chris would love it.
 
Captain Homicide said:
What's with the Henry VIII references? Did Catie get him to watch The Tudors or something? There's lots of screwing in that show so I imagine Chris would love it.
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Based on the Catie date transcripts, it looks like Barb might have been on a kick about her Boleyn ancestry.

Or Catie was English, so Chris racked his brain for some English bona fides he could claim and settled on this.

He seems to see himself as Ann Boleyn's closest living relative and thus a person of reasonable import to England. Of course, ignoring incest, he has around 1 million ancestors from Henry VIII's time. The population of England was about 3 million, so the probability of any living person with substantial English heritage being descended from someone of reasonable significance in English history is almost certain.
 
"The tortures of King Henry Tudor VIII" (not that that even makes sense since Henry VII was the first Tudor)? Is this the same Henry who locked his first wife in the tower because she didn't give him what he wanted and sent his fourth wife away for not being pretty?

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Maybe they ARE related.
 
I wonder if barb is so enraptured by this bullshit royalty thing because part of her actually does despise her real life of being classless trash who lives in a disgusting, unkempt hovel.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
I wonder if barb is so enraptured by this bullshit royalty thing because part of get actually does despise her real life of being classless trash who lives in a disgusting, unkempt hovel.
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She probably does, but I'm sure she's got some story about how the world is jealous of her royal blood and how smart she is and they conspired to screw up her life.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I wonder if barb is so enraptured by this bullshit royalty thing because part of get actually does despise her real life of being classless trash who lives in a disgusting, unkempt hovel.
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I think Barb knows full well what she is and hates it. People who are happy are not generally manipulative, emotionally abusive pathological liars determined to get their way at any cost. This Royalty crap is just an attempt to make herself bigger and more intimidating without actually having to earn respect the way everyone else does.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I wonder if barb is so enraptured by this bullshit royalty thing because part of get actually does despise her real life of being classless trash who lives in a disgusting, unkempt hovel.
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How come Asperchu was funny but pretty much all your posts here are just seriousface criticisms of Chris and Barb? Where did the laughter go?
 
BillRiley said:
Fify.
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Actually, I disagree. Not that he's been dealing with it well, necessarily, but he's been dealing with it way better than most guys would. I mean, look at loveshies/wizards. That's what you get when men can't deal with rejection. They give up. And most loveshies/wizards are way younger than Chris. Chris has been getting turned down for at least a decade and he still has the optimism to keep trying. That's almost admirable to me.

I say this a lot, but Chris' main strength (and weakness) is that he's super dumb and entitled. On one hand, he's too dumb to realize how depressing his situation is. That's probably good for him in the long term. It's keeping him alive. But he's also too dumb to realize his current strategy will never work.
 
I would feel better, if in future we should happen to be together, hanging out, for some reason, when you talk with your parents, that you refer to me as a Lesbian (friend), instead of another one of your "Gay Friends".
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For all his posturing, it looks like he's still uncomfortable with being associated with the word "gay". Interesting.
 
Marvin said:
Chris has been getting turned down for at least a decade and he still has the optimism to keep trying.
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easily explained in the wiki, "Autistic healing powers" aka the hability to forget and never learn anything, the reason that loveshies and wizards give up is because they hold grudges worse than dwarfes from fantasy warhammer and never move forward, yes chris hold grudges but only remember them we he is BLANGRY
 
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Marvin said:
I say this a lot, but Chris' main strength (and weakness) is that he's super dumb and entitled. On one hand, he's too dumb to realize how depressing his situation is. That's probably good for him in the long term. It's keeping him alive. But he's also too dumb to realize his current strategy will never work.
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One of my professors used to call this "being too stupid to fear", and it's absolutely an advantage when employed at the right times. The problem is that Chris is dumb all of the time, so he's also "Too stupid to anything-else" and that advantage is basically nullified.

MediExcalibur2012 said:
According to Chris; no is not an excuse to stop, you must continue till they say yes

I'm definitely sure this was the same experience with Megan in very way
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He might have gotten that idea from Bob. Things were way different in Bob's time. If you could find enough people of that generation and ask them how they met their wives or husbands, you'd surely hear a few stories that would qualify as outright stalking today. I'm not exactly sure why that's the way it was back then, but it was. Guys had to be persistent and that persistence was usually rewarded. Maybe Bob gave Chris some well meaning advice that just wasn't appropriate for modern times, and Chris is just too dumb to realize that.
 
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