Left 4 Autism: The RPG.

Brian watches as the two most competent fighters abandon them to take out the autists.
So Nait, we're just going to run right? I sure don't fancy fighting two to one.
 
"Yeah. I'm grabbing one of the guns over there and running like hell."
Nait runs over to the dead body, grabs the revolver, grabs a handful of ammo, fumble with the gun, nearly shoots himself, and follows Joe and Jeji.
 
Roughly four blocks away is a hotel, which though some of the graffiti sprayed through out the city is the current headquarters of The Platinum Banhammer, a vigilante group. TPB originated as a thread on a large site, which was created in response to the drama surrounding one user, bigDickPwnage. bigDickPwnage had posted a horrible "Naruto meets Sonic" fan fiction on the site, which was met with loud criticism and mockery. bigDickPwnage, acting like a mature adult, promptly chimped out and demanded that the mods take down all criticism of him. This spiraled into a flame war, which the bDP thread chronicled. Then someone likened the drama to an earlier chimpout. The thread soon evolved into people talking about their own experiences with people's chimpouts and Internet dramas. This became immensely popular, to the point where it was spun off into it's own Internet chimpout chronicling forum, called The Platinum Banhammer (named after bigDickPwnage's threat shortly before he was banned, "u can't ban me, I hav autism and it would be cyberbullying, bring the platinum banhammers on the bullies who deserve it,"
When the SPERGS virus started, one of the users recognized bigDickPwnage in the news footage, and the site users formed into a rag tag group dedicated to bringing the banhammer down once and for all.

It went about as well as you'd expect.
 
Jeji runs into the street, followed by Joe. The street looks deserted. Jeji starts running east.
Anyone who's lived in an area with large predators can tell you that one of the most important things to protect yourself is to stay in a group.

Unfortunately, Jeji had never lived in an area with large predators.
From a nearby rooftop, a figure emerges from a vent, scuttles to the edge, and prepairs to pounce.
Roll for Notice.
 
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4636026/
JejeDiamond's Notice = 1

Looks like JejeDiamond didn't see that coming, but fortunately Pyro Joe was able to warn her as he saw the hideous figure from the rooftop.
“Look out, young lady, to your right! A weirdo on the roof!!”
She looked above and right and realised that the said figure Joe warned her about is a Loveshy, preparing to dive straight towards her from nine yards above! She ran away as fast as she can from the sperg, who was jumping out of the rooftop with annoying shrills of “DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!”
“Joe! Ready your handgun! Before that scumbag tries to steal my stuff!”
Let's make this a pincer attack against that loveshy!
Not having enough time to open her backpack, Jeje tries to hold the sperg off by unraveling her rashguard, slapping that predator with it. Fortunately the sperg got knocked off a few feet back as he touches the ground.
“Oooof! Mein back! You gutless coward!”

Now Joe is ready to defeat the Loveshy!

EDIT: I forgot to roll for Joe. My bad.
 
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Okay, I'll count it this time, but in the future please remember that the other person has to roll for a skill. You can't fail and then just say the other person passed without rolling.

Oh, and remember your wild die when rolling.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Okay, I'll count it this time, but in the future please remember that the other person has to roll for a skill. You can't fail and then just say the other person passed without rolling.

Oh, and remember your wild die when rolling.
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Very well. I will keep that in mind. I'll have my wild die ready next time.
 
The Loveshy pounces, misses Jije completely, and slams painfully into the asphalt. It scrambles to it's feet and looks at the woman.
"Hhm, do Angeles like you have wings?"
He stumbles towards Jeje, still reeling from his fall.
(Loveshy: Strength: d4. Agility: d10. Smarts: d4. Spirit: d4. Vigor: d4. Skills: Fighting d6. Stealth: d8. Pace: 7. Parry: 7. Toughness: 2. HP: 9)
Roll for Initiative:
Loveshy: 4
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4637229/

Pyro Joe: 14, wild is 5.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4637238/

Jeje: regular dice 13, wild dice 9. (I'm counting wild dice for initiative checks)

Nait: 12 (Wild was 15, but it makes more sense for my character to be behind.)
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4637240/
Nait stumbles out of the building, sees what's happening, and calls back to Brian.
"Uhhhh, Dude, we got trouble. Grab something and help out."

Brian: 10, wild 5.
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4637242/
 
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Brian grabs a small and a medium first aid kit as well as a simple sturdy hammer.
This outta juice some autists.
Brian hurries to catch up with Nate his 1911 drawn.
 
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Our band of brave adventurers frantically run down West Franklin street, weaving through abandoned cars, trash, and the occasional autist. As the pass North Harris, they stop. Up ahead is a whole horde of autists. They haven't noticed you yet, and there's an alleyway to your left.
The hotel is only a few blocks ahead, north of VCU.
 
Brian grasps his knees panting.
Hey, *pant* what happened to that Jeje chick?
 
Nait looks at the others.
"Shit, we probably should. She didn't exactly seem 'all there', and I'd feel really guilty if she got turned or killed."
Nait and the others quickly backtrack, stealthing to avoid being noticed by the autists.
 
A few minutes pass.

Sigh. These twits are gonna need a distraction....annndd I guess that makes me the designated idiot.

I climb up on top of the nearest car, pause to breath deeply for a few seconds and then cup my hands in front of my mouth.

Okay. Breath in, aaaand from the diaphragm....

FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY!

Then I run like fuck down the alleyway.
 
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The horde of autists snap their heads towards the source of the noise. A cry goes out amongst he autists. "Whhhaaat!? Pinkie Pie best pony! KILL THE HERITIC!"
And then, some of the members of the horde cry out dissenting opinions. "FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY!" "APPLEJACKS BEST PONY!" "DERPY BEST PONY!!!!"
The horde begins fighting with each other, savagely tearing themselves apart, until a large figure moves the front. It scratches it's Cheetos stained neck beard, tilts it's fedora, and rubs it's pony doll. Then, it bellow "Da normal fag is tryin to confuse us! Bonies, unit, and KILL HIM!"
A harsh cry goes up amongst the group, and they rush towards the alleyway that Joe ran into, leaving several dead members in their wake.

Joe rushes into the alley. He can hear the autists bellowing draw closer.
Down the alley way, there is a large, sturdy metal door leading into a machine closet. It has a dead bolt. A little ways away, a fire escape ladder dangles down, leading to an open window. If Joe hurries, he could get the autists to rush past him.
 
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