Legend of Zelda thread - Lorefags GTFO!

Haram Exercise said:
I can't believe this is real. Why would they not just use the ganondorf fight music?
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I think they made the right choice.

LightDragonman1 said:
If I'm being honest, Twilight Princess is actually tied for my second favorite game in the franchise alongside Wind Waker. For me at least, it has the best support character, really interesting art style, more engaging combat, the Wolf gameplay refreshing, and the story, while not perfect, is also compelling.
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So your list goes...

1. ???
2. Twilight Princess/Wind Waker
3. ???

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Where does A Link Between Worlds fall on your list?
 
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The Zelda lore is simple really: Guy minding his own shit gets pulled into fighting a huge man-pig-wizard-spearman-pig thing only sometimes he's a not a spearmanpigman and he's a regular giant dude with a spear, by some chick he may or may not know who may or may not be 200 years old. Said spear-wizard-pig-guy (whose real name is Ganon, though sometimes he gets drunk and spells it 'Gannon') is doing it because he's EVIL!!! Except sometimes he's not really EVIL!!! and he just wants a better life for him and his people, but he's turns EVIL!!! because he's got da powa!!! Triangle™️ which makes him EVIL!!! because power=EVIL!!!.

Oh, and the chick has the Smart Pyramid™️ and you have the 1d4 of Bravery ™️ and that means you have to fight Backgammon forever and ever and ever. Until you get sick of this shit and you take a cruise to anywhere but Triangle Land.

Then you get attacked by a whale and hallucinate from dehydration and swallowing sea water.
 
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Coldgrip said:
The Zelda lore is simple really: Guy minding his own shit gets pulled into fighting a huge man-pig-wizard-spearman-pig thing only sometimes he's a not a spearmanpigman and he's a regular giant dude with a spear, by some chick he may or may not know who may or may not be 200 years old. Said spear-wizard-pig-guy (whose real name is Ganon, though sometimes he gets drunk and spells it 'Gannon') is doing it because he's EVIL!!! Except sometimes he's not really EVIL!!! and he just wants a better life for him and his people, but he's turns EVIL!!! because he's got da powa!!! Triangle™️ which makes him EVIL!!! because power=EVIL!!!.

Oh, and the chick has the Smart Pyramid™️ and you have the 1d4 of Bravery ™️ and that means you have to fight Backgammon forever and ever and ever. Until you get sick of this shit and you take a cruise to anywhere but Triangle Land.

Then you get attacked by a whale and hallucinate from dehydration and swallowing sea water.
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Nothing that Malon's milkies can't cure.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
If anyone is on the fence, play Minish Cap. It's the most fun I've had since Zelda 1, Link to the Past, Windfish, Windwaker and Breath of the Wild. Plus Link between worlds, that was a remix though so it doesn't count.
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That's one I skipped because I kinda didn't like the whole foursword shit going on at that time. You really vouch for it eh? Maybe I will check it out.
 
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Mike Stoklasa said:
Minish Cap is great! Hopefully you aren't mistaking it for Four Swords or Four Swords Adventures, which were okay multiplayer games.
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Noo I know the difference, but Idk why something about that -era- where everything looked like WW and was trying tie into the fourswords plot just felt really off to me. My fav Zelda is BOTW/Twilight Princess btw. Loved Link's Awakening original and switch remake.
 
Jesse said:
Noo I know the difference, but Idk why something about that -era- where everything looked like WW and was trying tie into the fourswords plot just felt really off to me. My fav Zelda is BOTW/Twilight Princess btw. Loved Link's Awakening original and switch remake.
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You should definitely check out Minish Cap if you liked Link's Awakening. The Oracle games are also very good.
 
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Mike Stoklasa said:
You should definitely check out Minish Cap if you liked Link's Awakening. The Oracle games are also very good.
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I was a fan of Ages at the time. Never played Seasons. I passed on all the handheld zeldas after those games. At around the same time I also kinda dropped handheld gaming entirely, so maybe I just kinda felt like MC was too kiddy. I was playing games like Fable at the time.
 
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Jesse said:
I was a fan of Ages at the time. Never played Seasons. I passed on all the handheld zeldas after those games. At around the same time I also kinda dropped handheld gaming entirely, so maybe I just kinda felt like MC was too kiddy. I was playing games like Fable at the time.
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Definitely go back and check out the handheld games. I think you said you played it, but Link Between Worlds is great. I also really enjoyed Triforce Heroes but your mileage may vary on that one.
 
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
I think they made the right choice.


So your list goes...

1. ???
2. Twilight Princess/Wind Waker
3. ???

:coom:

Where does A Link Between Worlds fall on your list?
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I'm that guy who likes Breath Of The Wild the most, and has Ocarina Of Time third, due to mainly playing the 3D entries (never played A Link Between Worlds unfortunately).

Though I am thinking about giving Link's Awakening a go.
 
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ProblematicUser420 said:
Timelines are retarded in a series that ends up being the same exact scenario 3/4 of the time.

It's why I can't understand how anyone takes Zelda storylines seriously after the age of like 13.
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The exact same scenarios only divided by the absurdity of Link losing one crucial fight.

Did Ganon just kick Link's shit in after he knocks away the Master Sword, and Link just took it? It's fucking stupid.
 
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CrippleThreat said:
The exact same scenarios only divided by the the absurdity of Link losing one crucial fight.

Did Ganon just kick Link's shit in after he knock the Master Sword, and Link just took it? It's fucking stupid.
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None of that would matter of Link just discovered CHIM.
 
Grub said:
Tingle was bad enough as a little side character in majora's mask. Why the fuck Nintendo decided, yes, we should take our very obvious 40 year old faggot pedophile who dresses like a fairy side character that's that's arguably one of the most annoying characters in majora's mask and make him a crucial part of windwaker is beyond me.
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Blame Japan. Apparently the Japanese LOVED Tingler in MM, to such a degree that he was given a huge role in Wind Waker.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Blame Japan. Apparently the Japanese LOVED Tingler in MM, to such a degree that he was given a huge role in Wind Waker.
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Japan can be fucking weird
 
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