Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

A part of me really wants to see Lennyboy tardrage before the magistrate and get in trouble that way, but on the other hand I think Len would clam up after that point and produce far much less content.

This is truly a terrible dilemma.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

God, I hope he tries to represent himself. He's foolhardy enough to try it, I think.

He won't get very far before the judge tells him he doesn't know what the hell he's doing and assigns him a public defender. While it may be possible, I wouldn't necessarily hedge my bets on a big dramatic trial in the future. Of the four charges listed, 3 or them are an M2 (Misdemeanor of the 2nd degree) and the remaining one is an M3 (Misdemeanor of the third degree). According to the Pennsylvania Criminal Code Misdemeanors of the 2nd degree are punished by a maximum of two years imprisonment.

I would probably be looking at a plea bargain (a couple of years of intensive supervised probation, with court-ordered treatment by a psychiatrist).

 

[TopHat]

So, what would be the maximum punishment that he could receive under Pennsylvania law?

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

So, what would be the maximum punishment that he could receive under Pennsylvania law?

No fudge for a year.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

GET HYPE MAH PEEPS!!!!!

 

[TopHat]

http://www.chaski.org/railfan/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1187

Did some more digging tonight.. Heres some more meme material.

Your friend,
TopHat.

 

[AnOminous]

He won't get very far before the judge tells him he doesn't know what the hell he's doing and assigns him a public defender.

They can't assign you a lawyer against your will. It's unconstitutional. You have the absolute right, barring insanity, to represent yourself if you choose to do so.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

They can't assign you a lawyer against your will. It's unconstitutional. You have the absolute right, barring insanity, to represent yourself if you choose to do so.

But that's the problem with Lenny- He's insane enough to defend himself.

Sure would be lots of fun though.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Sweet, it is almost here everyone. Let's just hope that it doesn't turn into a (seemingly) infinite continuation cycle like Chris-Chan's.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Looks like Len hasn't had his last night of shitposting.

But I did however make this:

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Dawn of the Final Day

Let's recap, gents. Len currently has charges for:

Tresspassing.
Reckless Endangerment.

Which were likely from when he went onto Colebrookdale Railroad property and tried to derail a train because autism.

Len has said before that he was going to represent himself, but has later mentioned having his lawyer involved. In all likelihood, he has, at the minimal, a public defender holding his hand.

Len has said before that this thread and other "evidence" would be presented to take us, Curt, and his other adversaries of the Lenspiracy down. In all likelihood, he either will not have time to present this evidence or his public defender will keep Len on a tight leash so that Len doesn't embarrass himself.

Today is currently a hearing. If you're familiar with Chris-chan, you've followed this same song and dance beforehand, so we're not gonna see Len cry when he gets charged as guilty today unless he has an autism overload in the courtroom.

Len is aware that we are attending the trial.

Best Case Scenario:

Len represents himself, defies court authority and the legal process, randomly calls people out as Kiwis, uses shitty screencaps of this thread, and gets held in comtempt of court. Massive lulz are had that he is this stupid and he will be in a position where he is unable to harass more people. This is unlikely, but Len has proven himself to be more unpredictable than Chris.

The Likely Scenario:

Len comes in with a public defender. Everything proceeds normally. Len has his mouth wired shut. We get an actual date set. Len shows that his brain is capable of higher reasoning and the Kiwis leave rather disappointed, although they still get together for a huge BBQ and drinks.

Worst Case Scenario:

CONTINUAAAAAAAAANCE.

What Len thinks:

The Kiwis attending the courtroom are arrested on the spot. Len becomes CEO of Colebrookdale Railroad and supreme overlord of the world. The Farms are shut down and we are all summarily hunted down and forced to work in Len's coal mines to power his locomotives. Len gets a harem comprised of every female in the world and his own personal locomotive. God then descends from on high and proclaims Len is the Second Coming of Jesus.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I just got in the house from a six-hour drive with an 18 pound cat (who is actually a champ in the car) ... But NOTHING could have been finer than to see this first thing when I got back on line. God DAMN, I LOVE this fish!

From a few days ago in a different thread. . .

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

POISONOUS LIKE PINKINGTON PUFFERTON, PRIVET DETECTIVE?
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/pinkington-pufferton2-png.41036/
wait fuck wrong thread

You should use the gay isis flag with dildoes instead of arab characters.
I hope @BOLDYSPICY! Can make a train one.

Alright, alright, I'll try it.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

Anxiously awaiting 8 a.m. (EST). Took me all week, and a whole weekend, to catch up, but I did it just time. That said, I'm cynical so I'm not sure how much lulz will be had from today. That said, best case scenario for me is Len walking into the courthouse with an attache case in one hand, and a sock on the other.

Also, Pufferton needs his own spinoff show, his grizzled manly... er, fishy, awesomeness can't be contained

 

[MasterDisaster]

Was kind of hoping he'd pop in before he had to go to court but I guess all the lost sleep caught up with him...maybe we'll get lucky and he'll pass in the courtroom for a good laugh.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

With his schedule I wouldn't be shocked if he oversleeps and ends up with a bench warrant.

 

[Saul Goodman]

With his schedule I wouldn't be shocked if he oversleeps and ends up with a bench warrant.

Oh shit. I did oversleep and won't be able to make it down in time (am taking care of something in [city that is three hours away]). Oh well. We should still have plenty of agents there.

I apologize, @Leonard F. Shaner Jr., I know you wanted an audience.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Kengle telling Shaner to fuck off made my day.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

Oh shit. I did oversleep and won't be able to make it down in time (am taking care of something in [city that is three hours away]). Oh well. We should still have plenty of agents there.

I apologize, @Leonard F. Shaner Jr., I know you wanted an audience.

I won't say I'm not disapoint, due to your awesome coverage, but we all have things in life we have to take care of (except Len, which is why today's all about him), and I wish you luck with whatever it is you're doing today. That said, if I were you I'd avoid Len anyway, we all saw the way his eye lusted after you.

On a completely unrelated note, my user ID is 6969, score!

 

[I'm With Chris]

Also, @Leonard F. Shaner Jr.

I know that you are going through some rough shit right now and probably feel like the whole world is against you.

As a recovering asshole myself, I think you should throw yourself at the mercy of the court.

You fucked up. That is all.

Apologize and make amends.

If you actually destroyed some kid's model train, replace it.

Stay off the railroad and stop fighting "the Kiwi" - there are other, better, things to do.

If you want to defeat the Kiwi - just take your licks (which will be minor) and live a simple, humble life without us.

Also - try not to be a pedophile (good luck).

Also - your feet will be amputated because you are too stupid to manage your diabetes.

 

[Rat Speaker]

From a few days ago in a different thread. . .





Alright, alright, I'll try it.

You have no idea where that kinda following that fish has. All hail Lord Pufferton!