Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[StallChaser]

It wasn't very hard to get his IP, backtrace into his system and hack it. I found some pictures of those heavy-hitter baseball thugs he keeps alluding to.

I found the first one pretty much immediately. He (She? It?) seems to be the muscle behind the operation. This was directly on his computer, in his porn folder oddly enough.

Spoiler: Tran Bee

The second one took a bit more digging. He was pretty good at cybersecurity, but not good enough. I had to tunnel through 7 proxies and break though TOR's crypto, which would have stopped me in my tracks if I hadn't already gained control of Google's quantum computer for just such an occasion. He wasn't so much a railfan as a plane fan. As far as I can tell, he's working on a project where he can launch an ultralight out of a cargo plane for spy missions and whatnot. The thing is, he seems to have legitimate skills. You know, the brains behind the operation, but it appears he can also hold his own in a fight. If anyone in this whole thing is a legitimate threat to the farms, it's this dude. Here he is working on the ultralight project.

Spoiler: Ben Planer

 

[QT 219]

Hey Choy, we know you have a life, but we're bored. Got any more of those Len stories? They're goddamn hilarious.

I'm running out of good ones as most are just banal observations about his tardery. If I have time, I'll probably post something this weekend. What's funny is that the more he denies these events, the more unwilling he is to share his side of the story. This stems from him being deathly afraid of jokes at his expense. Either he can't remember or he doesn't want to remember the stupid shit he did/does/continues to do.

 

[Adamska]

I'm running out of good ones as most are just banal observations about his tardery. If I have time, I'll probably post something this weekend. What's funny is that the more he denies these events, the more unwilling he is to share his side of the story. This stems from him being deathly afraid of jokes at his expense. Either he can't remember or he doesn't want to remember the stupid shit he did/does/continues to do.

So because we regularly laugh at his utter failure of a life, this thread's very existence is a living nightmare for him to the point of crippling phobia?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I kind of wish he would share his side of the story. I'm sure he will make himself out to be even more retarded than what actually happened.

 

[cumrobbery]

I kind of wish he would share his side of the story. I'm sure he will make himself out to be even more retarded than what actually happened.

His side of the story is that we're an evil empire who's sole purpose is to destroy his life

 

[AnOminous]

His side of the story is that we're an evil empire who's sole purpose is to destroy his life

His life was destroyed long before this thread existed, and probably before this forum existed.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

His life was destroyed long before this thread existed, and probably before this forum existed.

I read your statement... and all I could think was - "He had a life in the first place?"

 

[TowinKarz]

His side is thorougly uninteresting...

Deny.... deny.... deny..... deny...... threaten to call the State Police, shit pants.

 

[Techpriest]

His side of the story is that we're an evil empire who's sole purpose is to destroy his life

You mean we aren't?

 

[TowinKarz]

Ironic, no? He feared an imaginary evil empire making plans to destroy him so much, that he took steps to defeat it, which only created an actual evil empire out to get him where none was before..... that's some Jedi-level mindfuckery right there.

 

[cumrobbery]

This was sent to me by a friend. He said this appeared in his inbox this morning. It wasn't much different then the impotent threats he usually sends until I noticed it was from his actual yahoo address. Please take note on who signed it by the way.

Also the SSN.txt file contains either someone's real ssn or a fake one. It's not going to be revealed for obvious reasons. That's all I know.

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

Evidence?...........I`d like to know who "We' is.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Evidence?...........I`d like to know who "We' is.

One of his numerous socks. Would be my bet

 

[Goofy Logic]

Who's Thomas T. Johnson? All google comes up with is a (now dead) Judge who effectively made the Holocaust legal fact.

EDIT: Oh right. Forgot all about that Shaner sock.

 

[chimpburgers]

This was sent to me by a friend. He said this appeared in his inbox this morning. It wasn't much different then the impotent threats he usually sends until I noticed it was from his actual yahoo address. Please take note on who signed it by the way.

Also the SSN.txt file contains either someone's real ssn or a fake one. It's not going to be revealed for obvious reasons. That's all I know.

It begs the question how Shaner if this his real email that he used even found your friend at all.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This was sent to me by a friend. He said this appeared in his inbox this morning. It wasn't much different then the impotent threats he usually sends until I noticed it was from his actual yahoo address. Please take note on who signed it by the way.

Also the SSN.txt file contains either someone's real ssn or a fake one. It's not going to be revealed for obvious reasons. That's all I know.

You know, you can probably forward this to the prosecutor and see if he wants to also charge Len with blackmail. I think he may have a case as long as Len did actively send out the threat, regardless whether the information he uses to blackmail is correct or not.

Who's Thomas T. Johnson? All google comes up with is a (now dead) Judge who effectively made the Holocaust legal fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_Tank_Engine

 

[QT 219]

This was sent to me by a friend. He said this appeared in his inbox this morning. It wasn't much different then the impotent threats he usually sends until I noticed it was from his actual yahoo address. Please take note on who signed it by the way.

Also the SSN.txt file contains either someone's real ssn or a fake one. It's not going to be revealed for obvious reasons. That's all I know.

Congratulations Lenny. There now exists digital forensic evidence of you trying to extort information from a possible witness in your trial, you fuckin' dunce of a cheesecake. Intimidation and witness tampering is not only highly frowned upon; it's a federal offense that'll net you ten years whether or not intimidation was actually successful.

 

[crayolasword]

There was a similar e-mail on the Internet Bullies comments. I just can't remember if that one is a cool guy facebook or legit Shaner.

 

[Adamska]

Good job Len, you did something quite illegal again while you're already in the hot seat. How else are you going to kick your own corpulent ass?

 

[TopHat]

Alright Friends, with Len's court date fast approaching.. I think it's time I let another Shaner story out.

This wonderful example of Shaner happened to a signal maintainer on Norfolk Southern and comes to me from a Dispatcher who works in the area.

NS was in the process of removing the older signal system in favor or the new "PTC compliant" signals. The signals had been up since Pennsylvania railroad days and were rail fan favorites.


The crews were in the process of packing up for the day when everyone's favorite fatass made his appearance.

He asked if he could take a few photos of the signals that were laying on the ground. They said yes if he could make it quick. Len waddles off and the crews continue to pack up.

They got ready to leave and decided to tell Len it was time to go.

They found Len trying to remove a Signal head from the mast (Pole it was mounted on) and that he had already put several mile marker plates in the bed of his truck.

When confronted he claimed to be "A director from the RR museum of PA" .
This didn't fly of course and they treated to call the police.

Len bolted, but managed to take several plates with him.


Anyways, Sorry it took so long to post another one. Most of the stories I hear about Len are usually the same sort of behavior and don't warrant repeating.

Glad to see this back!

Your friend,
TopHat.