Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

On a stream yesterday Diabetus mentioned that he'd like to do more co-op games with Slowbeef but that they'll probably need a new schedule because Diabetus likely can't do Wednesdays anymore.

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Also, if it hasn't been mentioned in the thread already: Diabetus is apparently married now.
 
VoidBurger mentions how she got hired by Giant Bomb:

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BaldBurger posts a selfie, craftily cropped to hide that she's losing her hair:
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And one from a couple of says ago where you can see how thin it is:
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She's is very upset that a child isn't being sentenced to life in prison for defending himself against a psychotic pedophile, a domestic abuser and an armed, violent criminal:

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Geop is also upset that this "white supremacist violence" is allowed to continue:

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And Slowbeef has started doing joint streams with a twitch thot:

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VoidBurger mentions how she got hired by Giant Bomb:

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BaldBurger posts a selfie, craftily cropped to hide that she's losing her hair:

And one from a couple of says ago where you can see how thin it is:

She's is very upset that a child isn't being sentenced to life in prison for defending himself against a psychotic pedophile, a domestic abuser and an armed, violent criminal:

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Geop is also upset that this "white supremacist violence" is allowed to continue:

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And Slowbeef has started doing joint streams with a twitch thot:

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The prosecution tried to make a case for murder instead of manslaughter. The Judge threw the prosecution a massive bone by permiting the jury to consider lesser charges - if the prosecution had hammered on reckless endangerment and maybe manslaughter or attempted manslaughter with reckless/depraved they might have gotten it. The prosecutor had their key witness parrot the defense's point. The prosecutor tried to call a sobbing highschooler "remorseless and not showing emotion". He went out of bounds on questioning many times. Basically the prosecution bungled the case so hard the jury spent 4 days debating if they could conscionably allow him to skate on the lesser charges he was very clearly guilty of becase they felt the defense was right that the trial wasn't about guilt, it was about stringing someone up to make political points.

The prosecutor in the Zimmerman case at least had the excuse that they had to bring the charges the grand jury ruled on.
 
i forgot geop existed, his popularity was always confusing to me, wasnt funny or good at games and always had like 10 people on every video fighting to be the least entertaining. Then he was given mod which was mostly in name only just like chip.
I loosely remember Geop's Killer is Dead LP and absolutely nothing else about him other than he was a mod. I think providing video evidence of that terrible game's existence is the only noteworthy thing about him.
 
I thought his Dark Souls LP was mildly entertaining, discounting the few unwatchable episodes where he had a troon as a guest.

He started his Dark Souls 2 LP in April 2016, over five years ago. That was when Hillary and the commie were fighting over who would get nominated, and Ted Cruz was fighting a losing battle against Trump.
 
Been a while since I've seen salt from a Raocow vid of all places and those were usually just backseaters fighting each other in the comments. Raocow's content and demeanor are way too chill to get upset about.

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I've never watched Raocow but this VenusianRapper guy comes off as an absolute retard. He should come spaz out in this thread if he cares so much.
 
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I never got why people gave beef so much shit over his streaming. The Policenauts thing I can get but everyone seemed so hung up on his viewer count when it always looked like he just streamed as a hobby. Also as much as I love you (and as glad as I am that you and beef got back in touch) if you're going to say there's a reason then share it with the rest of the class.
As far as streaming goes, I've never given beef any beef (not intentional) over his amount of viewers or even choice of games. What I have, do, and will keep giving him shit for though, is the selection of people he keeps surrounding himself with. It started back on Youtube when Diabetus was starting to get more busy so he'd have to grab someone else for co-commentary. This'd be someone who was skilled or well-informed at first, but then it devolved into a nonstop of unhinged troons and nowadays it's the Twitter sociopath squad you see above.

The dude can suck at games, rage or make unfunny jokes, whatever, it's how he spends his time and he's free to do it. But it's really fucking embarrassing seeing a middle aged guy with a family trying to pull off a Steve Buscemi with deranged social media obsessed woketards by poorly parroting nonsense he obviously doesn't care about to try and fit in.
Ironically the latest above mentioned "Twitch Thot" is the most harmless because, despite the look and pronouns in bio, is someone who has managed to NOT make everything about themselves or politics and actually comments on and jokes about the game onscreen and video games in general! It's no Diabetus but compared to every other gravedancing obsessive weirdo in the screencaps above? I'll take it.
 
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How the hell is he deficient in vitamin D to the point that it's causing severe health issues, does he never go outside or drink milk (or eat/drink anything that's fortified). I'd be interested to know whether he got actual blood tests done or whether he self-diagnosed.
Maybe there's something else in his life that's stressing him out, some kind of vortex of hate and misery that he has to live with and listen to all day, every day.
 
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How the hell is he deficient in vitamin D to the point that it's causing severe health issues, does he never go outside or drink milk (or eat/drink anything that's fortified). I'd be interested to know whether he got actual blood tests done or whether he self-diagnosed.
Maybe there's something else in his life that's stressing him out, some kind of vortex of hate and misery that he has to live with and listen to all day, every day.
Self diagnosed is my guess. And yeah, it's not hard to just drink a glass of milk or maybe hang out on a porch and tweet out in the sun. It's not hard.
 
There’s a lot of people, myself included, who have inside jobs as well as inside hobbies. Since the pandemic, I’ve had to make a concerted effort to spend time outside (it helps to have kids). Some people probably aren’t.

As much of a cliche as it is, I’m pretty sure the literal solution to Chip’s problem is “touch grass”
 
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How the hell is he deficient in vitamin D to the point that it's causing severe health issues, does he never go outside or drink milk (or eat/drink anything that's fortified). I'd be interested to know whether he got actual blood tests done or whether he self-diagnosed.
Maybe there's something else in his life that's stressing him out, some kind of vortex of hate and misery that he has to live with and listen to all day, every day.
Vitamin D deficiency is actually shockingly common even with all the fortified products; which is kind of why it's so commonly fortified to begin with.

He could still be a hypochondriac but you know what they say, "Just because you're a hypochondriac doesn't mean your body isn't out to get you."
 
You'd have anxiety too if you were dating a lunatic who's never entered the real world, worked a real job, and bitches about conservatives all day.

Also you all laughed when I brought up his pizza habbit, but yea chip looks like a ghost these days and has horrible dietary practices.
I still don't know why he got together with Void, considering her toxic personality, complete lack of charisma, and terrible videos.
 
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