Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[AmberAlert]

He was a depressed, jobless loser for a long time and she was the only female he regularly interacted with besides his mother. Horrifyingly, he may even have lost his virginity to VoidBurger.

He's also a tiny manlet. I'm not sure he's even 5'4". Not that pint sized princes can't sometimes punch up in terms of dating, but shorties sometimes will take whatever woman they can get.

 

[Dick Justice]

He's also a tiny manlet. I'm not sure he's even 5'4". Not that pint sized princes can't sometimes punch up in terms of dating, but shorties sometimes will take whatever woman they can get.

Friendly reminder to do your part so (formerly) innocent manlets like Chip don't have to ruin their life settling for square-jawed Frankensteins.

 

[BlueSpark]

He's also a tiny manlet. I'm not sure he's even 5'4". Not that pint sized princes can't sometimes punch up in terms of dating, but shorties sometimes will take whatever woman they can get.

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

 

[dflatline]

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How the hell is he deficient in vitamin D to the point that it's causing severe health issues, does he never go outside or drink milk (or eat/drink anything that's fortified). I'd be interested to know whether he got actual blood tests done or whether he self-diagnosed.
Maybe there's something else in his life that's stressing him out, some kind of vortex of hate and misery that he has to live with and listen to all day, every day.

Just chew an Adcal-D3 faggot

 

[Scarthew]

5'11" i think,

 

[Ghostse]

As much of a cliche as it is, I’m pretty sure the literal solution to Chip’s problem is “touch grass”

I'm not sure how getting frisky with Void is going to solve anything wrong with his situation.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

All this time and I've never noticed Chip's wearing a Star Trek shirt in that pic.

 

[Ravana]

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

Jesus

 

[Ghostse]

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

I see the horse, but where's Void?

 

[topsikrets]

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It's one thing to be short, but it doesn't help that he dresses like a child, also his shoes are a fashion crime.

 

[Croco]

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

Hotdog in a hallway

 

[Rhysuu]

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

There is absolutely no way she is not a tranny. She looks just like one it's uncanny.

 

[AmberAlert]

There is absolutely no way she is not a tranny. She looks just like one it's uncanny.

Void looks like a hulking MtF while Chip looks like a tiny FtM. It's uncanny.

 

[dflatline]

And VoidBurger is bizarrely tall for a woman (I think she's said she's 6ft or taller or something).

This is a picture of them together from 2017:

This woman seems overly proud of her son

 

[Box of crickets]

Excuse me but why the hell did they take a photo together in an exam room?

 

[AmberAlert]

Excuse me but why the hell did they take a photo together in an exam room?

They did some fundraiser stream that either paid for that room or upgrades to it. I think it was a children's hospital exam room or something. Good for them but they still look like mother and son troons.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

I'm still confused over whether VoidBurger is a tranny or not.

 

[LastTrainHome]

i forgot geop existed, his popularity was always confusing to me, wasnt funny or good at games and always had like 10 people on every video fighting to be the least entertaining. Then he was given mod which was mostly in name only just like chip.

from what i gleaned during 'the heyday': geop's popularity stems from his let's plays of Shadow of the Colossus and then Assassin's Creeds 1 and 2. the former was a subtitled let's play that was plainly competent. the sa lp community had an odd, puerile fixation with "chill" and "mellow" gameplay under certain circumstances and an insufferable anti-spoiler policy that got flexed plenty of times in Dark Id's threads, and of course the rolling shitshows that were the dangan ronpa threads. shadow of the colossus was artsy fartsy, it was very pretty and full of vagaries and compelling imagery, talking over it was a crime, etcetera.

in geop's lp's of the ass creed games he was very informative and with every episode made an attempt to convey historical facts and information that aligned with what was going on. i personally enjoyed those two lp's for that kind of effort alone. then he started lp'ing dark souls and i damned it as tedious and aggravating. his co-commentators were by and large a bunch of assholes who, on top of having nothing of value to say, deliberately lied to him or gave advice in the form of half-truths that ultimately made him fail, and as he's a very casual dad kind of gamer he obviously makes slow, plodding progress. the smugness and pretentiousness surrounding him -- hahahuehue try jumping i dunno what to do just try a thing i'm not even going to try and be helpful -- led to me not only giving up on the lp, but on him as a content creator.

i even peeked in on the very latest episode of the dark souls 2 lp he's still in the process of doing and skimmed around.

an utterly dispassionate atmosphere. and i hated being reminded that Kuvo of T40s is still a dry, humorless husk.

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How the hell is he deficient in vitamin D to the point that it's causing severe health issues, does he never go outside or drink milk (or eat/drink anything that's fortified). I'd be interested to know whether he got actual blood tests done or whether he self-diagnosed.
Maybe there's something else in his life that's stressing him out, some kind of vortex of hate and misery that he has to live with and listen to all day, every day.

fucked up as it sounds, i think there's a not-insignificant chance that chip turns out like spoony did, in that i think it's possible, a few years from now, he falls off the wagon, begins to vocally hate everyone and everything, and exclusively whines on twitter about his misbegotten life. he's smothered between a bunch of horrible people who have led him down a very bad path and are keeping him there. it'll take something profound to break free, if he ever desires to, and he himself will probably break first. c'est la vie.

You'd have anxiety too if you were dating a lunatic who's never entered the real world, worked a real job, and bitches about conservatives all day.

Also you all laughed when I brought up his pizza habbit, but yea chip looks like a ghost these days and has horrible dietary practices.

there are recent photos of him? the last i saw was the pic of him with voidburger in what looked like a clinic bedroom. a flattering photo of him and not of her, to be sure.

 

[Scarthew]

Dev Chat: Environment Artist Shashank Verma Hightlights

Highlights from our Jan 30, 2020 stream with Environment Artist Shashank Verma.See the full stream here:https://youtu.be/gMUWkOPSRAs

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He startin to lose that baby face and looks kinda creepy now, its also clear he gets no sun at all

Also hes got a comb over... starting to go bald too? just kinda ghastly overall

 

[LastTrainHome]

Dev Chat: Environment Artist Shashank Verma Hightlights

Highlights from our Jan 30, 2020 stream with Environment Artist Shashank Verma.See the full stream here:https://youtu.be/gMUWkOPSRAs

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He startin to lose that baby face and looks kinda creepy now, its also clear he gets no sun at all

i suppose living the giantess dream is worth rapid desiccation to some.