I did plan to at some point play Bug island if dolphin emulator can run it well. I know wii motion controls can be a real pain to get the settings right for.
On Dino crisis I have heard that one is about dinos IN SPACE so it sounds like a real treat.
Is New nightmare the reboot? I've heard only bad things about the reboot. Not that the original games aged that well in the first place(COW BOY ZOMBIES).
I did have a few more RE Clones as people called em in stock. For when ever I get around to seeing what you lot all want me to play next.
It's not that reboot but it's sort of another reboot that isn't as bad, just another Resident Evil inspired game from that era (even has a male and female character that take slightly different paths through the game).
Little update about the next game(s). While I have picked out the games, Before I go giving you guys the option. I wanted to do something a bit different. Originally going to be vague about them, I came upon a idea. Why not let the games speak for themselves.
I only have one done but here a little clip show I edited together of the first game. View attachment 3741313
(I did abridge it a bit, but everyone here should know this game for how internet culturally impacting it is. )
I want to know Would you guys rather I clip together some gameplay of each of the games I have planned for you guys to vote on, or just give a vague summery of the game?
If you were to give a vague summery of that game what would you have said? I have seen the YTPs but I have never seen much of the actual game. I don't mind either way but I guess keeping the games a mystery could be fun.
If you were to give a vague summery of that game what would you have said? I have seen the YTPs but I have never seen much of the actual game. I don't mind either way but I guess keeping the games a mystery could be fun.
It just be the basis premise such as. "Deranged Hero goes to save neighboring kingdom, while also meeting the deranged residents"
Some of the premises give away what the game is outright to people who know a good amount about bad games.
Such as.
Resident evil BUT UNDERWATER. And resident evil BUT WITH VAMPIRES!
Don't worry too much about gameplay for this one, it's a pretty basic side scroller. I wont be playing the Original CDI release. I kid you not with this. Some fans have remastered and ported the game to PC. Fixing the controls and some of the aspects that would make me drop the game.
There is also a option to play with the original way as well.
You can find it on Internet archive if you wanted to play it.
Okay okay, I have picked out the games I want you all to Vote on.
These are MOSTLY abirdged clips, and or gameplay of what you can expect to see if you want me to play said game. I didn't edit, countdown vampires, or Virus: THE GAME for different reasons. Countdown's opening Is all you need to know, and Virus didn't have much to abridge so you get a accidental speedrun of the first level instead.
Covers and backs have been sourced from google image search from many different websites.
Please comment in the thread what TWO games have piqued your interest the most, or that you want to see me play the most. The two games that are voted for the most out of these 8 I will play before we do another vote like this.
If you want any more info on a game that caught your attention feel free to ask, I'll try to not spoil anything as I am not going into most of these games blind.
I'll wait half a week to a week to let everyone who follows this thread get a chance to tell me which game they want to see.
Played on the PC.
Played on PC
Played on Retro Arch. (Super Nintendo)
Played on Retro Arch(Sega Master System)
Played on RetroArch(Sega Saturn)
Played on DuckStation (Ps1)
Played on ReDream(Dreamcast)
Special Thanks to @Danone for requesting this game.
My votes go to super godzilla because the video glitched out on me and only played the first second which made it sound like a fart, and Master of Darkness since it looks like a Castlevania clone
My votes go to super godzilla because the video glitched out on me and only played the first second which made it sound like a fart, and Master of Darkness since it looks like a Castlevania clone
(Trying out Opera browser do to the built in VPN to make this post)
Okay everyone since the threat that the farms might seriously be done in by the trannies threat is slowly growing every passing day. I have decided while I wait to see what the next two Main Games I will cover next. ( If The Farms even last that long).
I am going to start up a little side project in this thread to cover Flash Games, and keep it bumped and give you guys something to chew on.
I am going to call this, Flash Fever Dreams(Kudos if you get what I am referencing with the name). To cover the forgotten, lost, or bad/mediocre flash games. I wont upload any of the videos I do on these games to my youtube as I want this side LP project to live and die with the farms. ( Please note: I might change my opinion of this to just uploading them and keeping them set to hidden on youtube if I find the videos keep ending up too large to directly upload to the farm)
TLDR: Time to play, and laugh at some shitty/mediocre/didn't age well flash games while I wait for the farms to die, or for the voting deadline to hit.
So let's start then. Flash Fever Dreams 1: Let's ruin freddy's house. (Escape from Elm Street)
A little bit about this game before I get to playing it. This 2003 flash game is the first flash game made by the famous flash game maker Afro Ninja (Not to be confused with Ninja Kiwi who made The balloon TD series of games. )
Afro Ninja Did 3 years later in 2006 remake this game, which adds stuff, looks better(mostly) and added more all over love. But for this LP we will stick with the classic version.
(Please Turn down your Volume settings for the first 7 seconds.)
First thing the game does when you hit play is play a overly loud scream. You can watch the first 7 seconds of the video if you want to hear it, I don't want to hear it again.
And yes the full title of the game is. "Escape from 1428 Elm Street" Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?
Next it weirdly asks both your name and birthdate. Here I thought we was going to escape from freddies house, not date him.
We're going to find something worse then freddy, mold.
I see despite being dead freddy still mows his lawn.
He has also left this hammer here for us to pick up. We should look at that weird raised up floor board.
Ahh Yes my favorite, Freddies basics in child murder, and molestation. Keep note of which operation goes to which number.
let's go up the stairs now.
Freddy going to be mad someone broke into his home before us and started writing some random ass messages on his walls in blood.
Top left is a locked door so let's go right
Sweet Freddie's bedroom let' see what we can steal from him.
Not his hat.
Tell me kid, Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Let's check his drawn now maybe we can find something to steal there.
Hell yeah let's steal his pot.
No wonder FK turned out so evil, he was pissed at the kids breaking into his house, and stealing all his weed.
We got the drugs let's go check the bathroom connected to this room.
Freddy should really call a plumber.
I am pretty sure toilets shouldn't be spewing out blood fountains like this.
Now if this was a bed I could see it happening.
We have a class medicine case here right, wont open. How do you think we should open it?
That's right maybe the real monsters in this story is us?
I hope you took notes because here is the test.
You know freddy sure has a weird way of hiding the keys. We had to find a skull hidden under the floor, do math on the skull, and then find this lockbox in his upstairs bathroom.
This game really takes me back to when kids would play games like this on newgrounds.
We are going left to the kitchen.
That door there the basement, let's first check all the shelves for more things to rob freddy of.
Oh nice a knife, and it comes pre bloody. I hear that should boost the stats on it.
Oh and lore.
The sink spits out blood here as well.
Weird the protag from the second movie is talking about using half of the method from the third movie to kill freddy. Just so anyone not familiar with the Nightmare on elm street movies. in 3 (dream warriors) to "kill" freddy they find his bones in the real world, lay them to rest by sprinkling holy water on them and laying a cross on him.
We will come back to this point.
Anyway let's check the basement out.
Oh man someone got ectoplasm on all the walls. And someone went and lit a fire in this weirdly out of place wood burner down here. Maybe it's a old furnace, weird it's not a boiler room.
So how do we put our this fire? Let's check the rope holding the pipe up there.
I know what we should do.
Thank god there was just enough water left in these BLOOD FILED PIPES to put out a fire.
Freddy the least of our worries at this point, we need to call a inspector, and a plumber to figure out where all the blood was coming come.
The razers are what peeks your eye, and not the fact it looks more like a real hand with knifes coming out of the finger tips. Kind of like in the second movie where.
Where jesse gets possessed by freddy and the first thing you see is his blades coming out of his hands.
2 was such a weird movie. Like when freddy kids some kids at a pool party OUTSIDE OF DREAM WORLD.
None of that pool scene happens in a dream. HE JUST SRIGHT UP A SLASHER AT THIS POINT.
You know a lot of old flash games also remind of me High Guardian Spice do to the weird out of place real images like this.
We hit the lever on the side there and it opens
A weird door in the wall.
So did freddy build this? He just built these extra rooms in the basement, the whole lever in the furnace to open the hidden wall door thing?
Now I want to know how much money was freddy making to build all this.
We go left.
Okay okay, this is just absurd the kind of elaborate nonsense we are about to see.
Yeah what nonsense is this?
Anyway during that you saw more lore.
Reference to I think the first movie. It's been a while seen I seen any of the nightmare on elmstreet movies.
The other note we found.
Ah the good old NES game. You know the plot of that game is to collect all of his bones and burn them. YES ALL OF THEM, AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME.
They are for what ever reason scattered all over elmstreet houses.
Hell if you don't mind I take you back to the past, here the AVGN video on it.
(HA HA YA FUCKING NERD!)
God that theme song still rocks.
So anyway you might be wondering, what could freddy be hiding to build such a weird set of interconnecting puzzle rooms?
A FUCKING LIGHTER.
I joked that the joint was freddies but It might seriously be if he hiding his lighting like this.
Last door down here is forward.
Oh no freddy dug us a grave, and filed it with tacobell meat.
This is my fucking nightmare.
OH NO GUYS THE LP IS OVER I'M DEAD.
You know I should have said my name was Kiwi Farms. Man I regret that missing thinking of that.
Yeah the game looks at your computer calendar to try to spook you.
There just a skeleton arm down here.
And it has a key.
This at least makes more sense then the nonsense puzzle rooms that came before this.
We can go to the last set of rooms on floor one now. Foward to the living room.
I love the way this room looks with the light turned off. It looks good for a 2003 flash game.
it really sets the mood.
Well time to kill the mood by turning on the light. Just click the lamp cord.
Spencer was the stoner from movie 6(Freddie's Dead) It' our clue what the blunt is for.
Let's go turn on the TV.
And get high.
Now I know what you are thinking after watching that.
It's one big refences to movie 6. I wont put this one in a spoiler because god damn I want everyone to see it.
So yes we have a little mini game where we time space so MSpaint freddy doesn't whip us to death.
I think freddy has bigger problems then we do right now. Look at how he breaking his leg, and ankle just chasing us. or how his hand is disconnected from his body and just floating there.
He should really see a dream doctor.
AND THEN, AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.
If I thought of doing this before halloween ended I would have 100% changed my avatar to this image of freddy for the month.
Maybe next year if Kiwi farms is still kicking, and I haven't been chased off the internet for daring to post here, I will change my avatar to this.
You can see why I love these old flash games. The absurdity of some of the things that happen, the nostalgia I still feel replaying these.
You can lose this mini game.
Anyway if we checked the door in the room with the tv.
We get to the backyard. Freddy really needs to stop leaving blood everywhere.
Anyway we can check the shed now that we got the key from that skeleton hand.
use the lighter.
Hit the red switch to start the server. And let's check that book. under the table.
Keep note of the number on the manuel.
Someone hates windows.
trying to open anything but machine works pops up this.
This lowers the ladder for some reason.
This is the key to the bedroom.
We have to go top left to get there.
Real weird colored hallway.
We have one last book to read before we can fight freddy.
Movie 2 proved this wrong.
YES WE ARE GOING TO SHOOT FREDDY.
Time to sleep.
(I love you THIS MUCH! -Diabetus)
So uh guess how freddy attacks us.
He does this weird ass sliding motion at us.
Shooting his glove makes his pants change color as well as stops his attack.
This shit looks even more silly in motion check this out.
So how do we stop him, you might ask.
Shoot the pipe when he on the left hand side.
It falls over and traps him.
We get a choice for the bad ending or good ending.
The good ending We give freddy a Epileptic fit. This is a reference to 3.
but what if we shoot him?
His hand grows massive and I guess kills us.
Anyway let's talk about a fun little thing about Ye old flash.
You could right click on it and by hitting play while it plays you could cheat and skip around parts. No idea why this works and later versions of flash, and games on those versions don't show the play button.
All you need to do is go to the kitchen read the note and hit play a bunch of times. It skip you to other notes and then the fighting freddy cutscene.
Anyway here's a any% speedrun of me using this play button nonsense to speedrun the game.
(warning about the scream again)
There is also another little cheaty trick you can do that does carry on to later versions of flash.'
By pressing tab you can highlight interactable things every tab press cycles to the next interactable thing. Good for old flash games that expect you to pixel hunt.
before I end this let's look at a few old reviews. Because THERE IS OVER 1000 OF THEM ON THIS GAME.
I wonder what this person would think if they saw this almost 20 years later.
I am sorry what does this even mean.
Woah Afro, slow down. I thought freddy was the only killer around this part of newgrounds.
This really does bring back good memories.
And to end this, I want to recommend the LP slowbeef and daibetus did for the remake.
God I wish they didn't stop doing retsupare.
No idea when The next Flash Fever Dream will be, If you want to see me cover a certain flash game do ask.
The scariest part of this game is having to do math in order to proceed... jk the fact that you need to get high will watching tv in order to get the good ending is hilarious
Idk whether to vote for Deep Fear or Countdown: Vampires, i never heard of Deep Fear before this thread while on the other hands i would like a better made look at Countdown Vampires than the one on YouTube i
Can we recommend stuff because i know of two game which most likely would fit here
(If the images are blurry, that is do to the whole image cannot be loaded from the passed link thing. Causing me to use the thumbnails.
I could just use bigger images but that just be me uploading Larger sized images for funny ha ha LP's. And would be more of a detriment. I can also stretch the thumbnail images but that blurs them even more.
I will just transcribe any text under the image for your viewing Displeasure. )
Flash Fever Dreams 2: let's ruin another house.(The House) https://www.sinthaistudio.com/thehouse1/ (please note like all flash games not on new grounds, you will need Ruffle Flash emulator to play https://ruffle.rs/ )
I want to start off with the most scary part of this game
I know I am a nut, and could gush a wikipedia into existence with the pure amount of nerd autism I let out with these LPs, and my love for bad and or mediocre games. But this one baffles me.
I don't remember if I heard it from some random youtube video or read it, but the best way I saw this game be described was as a. "Haunted house attraction, and or Carnival dark ride."
It is super linear, and around every corner it tries to spook ya with something. But well, it just ends up being funny with how hard it tries.
Also this game was made in 2005.
Anyway let's get onto the game.
(Please note: If the video looks bit weird, I had to edit it to zoom in a smaller area because of how fullscreening in the emulator breaks the game.
I also split the intro video off from the main game because that how the website does it. )
Generic Title THE HORROR GAME!
CAN YOU FEEL THE SPINE TINGLING TERROR OF THE AVERAGE HOME IN NEW YORK!?
("This deserted house was built in 1970. It was reported that the whole family members suicided with out reason. After that, no one ever entered to this house again."[sic])
We will get back to this hooky story intro about WHOLE family members suiciding. Just know we will be the first to ever enter this house again.
You really don't notice the little sentence weirdness when playing the first time, or when you was a child playing this back in 2005-2008.
("Get Inside") THE HOUSE KIWI FARMERS!
Uh thanks for telling me. Very nicest of ghosts live in this house.
I will be splitting each room into it's own section, on the off chance anyone just wants to rewatch a certain room rather then trying to find it in the full video.
(1st room: The Dining Room)
So the object of this game is to click all around to find the 1-3 objects in a room you can interact with and click between them until the spooky stuff happens.
Our first little intractable is this picture.
Bring it up and down enough causes our second interactable to fall behind it. A Ball (not even worth showing you guys).
The ball a bit weird because clicking it makes this sound.
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Clicking between the two and we meet.
If you don't mind me stealing a joke name from retsupurae. I will be referring to shadows that do this as "Jogger Dave".
He just loves to jog by and say hello in horror flash games like this. Good on him for always checking in on us.
Our next spook scare is uh.
Using our mind powers to cause a hole in the picture.
A few clicks later and
Some headless child in the window shows up. Remember how it said the whole suicide thing. I am starting to uh really doubt that WITH THE SPOOKY HEADLESS CHILD.
Next this happens.
And then
(Go to the next room >)
ARE YOU SPOOKED BY THESE RANDOM ASS HAPPENING IN THE HORROR HOUSE?
(2nd room: The BATHROOM)
Welcome to the bathroom. I hope you are not scared of stubbing your toe in the middle of the night going to the bathroom.
("Happy Birthday Mom! We know that you're suffer from illness. But we're sure that you will be fine soon. Love you."[sic})
I just can't but read this in the same voice as as the first boss in HotD2. It's always been a problem when I see see suffer written out in video game text.
The other 2 intractable things are the toilet which makes a flush sound, and the bottle on the floor.
Well here the problem. The doctor was prescribing her POISON.
Make sure you take twice daily according to the bottle.
I can barely read that bottle so I wont transcribe the whole thing. But something I want to point out if you watch the video is. The top of the bottle says.
had to use the way back machine for this after some digging.
This folks is why you don't let a autist like me have a connection to the internet.
Looking at the poison bottle causes the notes message to change.
(I love you too kids! I will not leave you. I promise... I promise...)
What are you a robot shutting down at the end?
Yes spooky ghost looking in from the outside window. She pop up in that window from now on as the lighting flashes.
And just wait till you see what happens next.
Oh man Freddie gonna be so pissed we ruined his bathroom again.
AND NOW THE POST IT NOTE IS BLANK. OHHHH SPOOKY.
And, and, this is where a head slowly rises up out of the blood filled tub.
and we get A HAND
But before we move on One last thing with this section.
The head in the bathroom and the shadow in the window can show up at the same time.
But aren't they the same ghost?
Unless.
Another thing to note is why I had to crop the videos in the first place.
This is how it looks full screened in ruffles.
Really takes you out doesn't it.
(3rd room: The KITCHEN)
I have no idea why this is called a kitchen, Doesn't look like one to me.
(Cancer treatment)
We can look at the calendar and the
Doll.
You really need to check both a few times before.
Some ghost chick just peeks in on us.
You know for being haunted house these are pretty tame ghosts.
Jogger Dave also checks in on us. Likely going to go find out who the weirdo peeking at us was.
Next
A ID falls.
OOOoOOoOoooO. ARE YOU SCARED OF GOVERNMENT ISSUED IDENTIFICATION?
Oh excused me, I meant to say.
ARE YOU SCARED OF THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM?
be afraid knowing that yes, the government has failed your child when it comes to schooling
If we bring up the Id a few times.
IT FALLS OVER!
And then a girl hanging falls from the ceiling, but that isn't nearly as scary as the ID thing.
We are told to go to the next room
(4th room: The Living room)
Excuse the fact that it looks more like we went to the attic then a living room.
The painting and the radio to the bottom left are what we can mess with.
By messing with the radio we can then check the painting.
Like zoinks scooby, I think the painting might be haunted.
Which then falls over.
Behind it we find.
(Sorry and goodbye honey! I am so lucky to be you wife* I will always love you.)
*I am not sure if that says wife, but I saw a let's play read it as wife so I am just gonna to assume that.
We then have to check the painting again before the note turns into.
Hell Yeah, now all we need is a bed and some holy water, We are gonna kill Freddy again.
Trying to check the painting now.
Dave came to see our cool new gun.
And then this happens.
Yes we have to click on the painting after it bleeds to shoot it.
I think the intention is that he shot himself, but the fact we have to click on it, and how we just found a gun leaves me to think we shot him.
We are far more of a danger to these ghosts then they are to us. We barged into the house, ruined the bathroom, and then shoot one when it shows us a cool bleeding painting trick.
Onto the last room now.
(5th room: The corridor)
I don't know who designed this house but I have never seen a CORRIDOR ROOM.
We have to hit the light switch on the right and look at the paper on the floor.
(" I'm sorry to god for what I have done. I love my family so I kill all my family. It's the only thing I can do to stay together with them F O R E V E R !" [sic])
We mess with the lights some more, jogger dave says hi.
I cut the video short but
the light switch bleeds right after it.
Just add that to our list of things We have ruined in houses in flash games.
We go back to note and
BLOOD DRIPPED ONTO IT. ohh spooky.
Ahhh scary. /sneed
Anyway there something weird about this ending.
Back in 2015 retsupurae did a video on this game.
But the ending graphic jump scare and sound was different.
Here is what the one they saw looked like.
I am wondering if there two versions of this game , or did it get edited at some point after 2015.
("This is not a true story. All photos, message and story have been made up just for the Assumption. There is no intention not to respect, discredit, and violate any person at all." [sic])
>Be me spoopy ghost
>Random guy walks into my house
>try to scare him off
>fucker ruins my bathroom and shoots a painting
>WTF?.gif
>decide to scare him off
>approach him menacingly and let out my best scream
>Fucker starts laughing at me
You are right that the scariest thing is that this game has its own wiki, when its this short
>Be me spoopy ghost
>Random guy walks into my house
>try to scare him off
>fucker ruins my bathroom and shoots a painting
>WTF?.gif
>decide to scare him off
>approach him menacingly and let out my best scream
>Fucker starts laughing at me
You are right that the scariest thing is that this game has its own wiki, when its this short
Idk whether to vote for Deep Fear or Countdown: Vampires, i never heard of Deep Fear before this thread while on the other hands i would like a better made look at Countdown Vampires than the one on YouTube i
Can we recommend stuff because i know of two game which most likely would fit here
While I said this at the time in your profile comments, I want everyone to know.
Please Recommend all you want guys.
While I do a lot of searching now and again my self. I also have my own biases so there bound to make me miss a ton of games I wont see or think of looking at otherwise.
Damn I love me some old flash nostalgia. You should check out Afroninja's Escape From Camp Crystal Lake and his An Escape Series if you want more stuff in line with the Nightmare on Elm Street one.
Escape From Camp Crystal Lake was made years after the Elm Street one and has better art but its about as illogical.
I also highly recommend the shitfest called Resident Evil: Freedom.
Feels on the thumbnail pain.
It *is* possible to actually upload all of the images at full size, but you need to do it all in one shot and have them arranged ahead of time. This turned out too difficult for what I was trying to do so I need to sit on my hands and wait.
Were you thinking about doing Exmortis at some point? I had my eye on that one but I need to get the OFF LP done before I open up new projects.
